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LOW SEASON

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Why is it switched off?

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Fucking hell!

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Jesus.

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Hello, Concha.

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I'll go this way, it's already dry.

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Is there nowhere else you can do it?

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-My office is being renovated.
-And your house?

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-Same thing.
-Really?

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They're both being renovated.
I got two for the price of one.

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The only way to get my wife out
is to go shopping.

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It'll cost me a fortune.

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-It'll make her happy.
-Just for two hours.

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Is it my fault
it doesn't last longer?

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No, it's yours for two hours.

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Don't go on.
Three hours, tops.

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It's cheaper if I just pay
for a hotel room.

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A hotel is neutral.
I need the upper hand.

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I need to control the situation.

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My house is my property,
my domain, it's mine.

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Right, but all of this belongs
to my wife.

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Don't you feel ashamed, Paco?

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I nearly got you this house.

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-You owe me four years in the club.
-I owe you?

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You made more in commissions.

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Because I'm a good negotiator.
Gonna throw that in my face too?

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Okay, all right.
But don't let anyone see you.

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No one sees you here.

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I swear your wife won't know a thing.

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She can't stand visitors.
Even the kids' parties are in a venue.

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-Is she a bit OCD?
-No idea.

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And absolutely no smoking.

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If she smells cigarettes,
she'll kill me.

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I quit smoking ten years ago.

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Ten years.

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Eleven if you count…

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All right. I trust you.

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Come on, give me a hug.

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It'll all be fine.

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-Hi.
-Hello.

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-Hello.
-Hello.

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Hi, Charlie.
Every day you get here earlier.

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I'm the first to arrive
and the last to go.

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I saw you wife getting out of a taxi
with your kids.

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They've really grown. They're so tall.

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-Hi.
-What are you doing here?

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-The kids.
-Today's Saturday.

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Today's Monday.

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You got the wrong day.

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No I didn't. I'm going to Ibiza.

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-Why?
-On a tour to give some talks.

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-On tour?
-Yes.

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Are you Madonna?

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Can't you talk here, why Ibiza?

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I've been working on it for over
three years, it's finally happening.

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I need you to look after the kids.

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It's a one-off chance.

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I see them every week.

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I mean the tour.

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The person who gives the talks
had an accident, I can stand in…

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-What?
-Do you think that's ethical?

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Taking advantage
of someone's bad luck?

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The only bad luck I have
is relying on you for this.

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All right. When are you off?

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-Today.
-Today?

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-Yes.
-How about some warning?

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I sent you a voice message
you didn't listen to.

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So you send a voice message
and take it for granted?

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My battery ran out.

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That's a pretty lame excuse…

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No, it's the truth.

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Whatever. I can't take the kids.

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-No?
-No. I'm moving.

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I'm changing hotels.

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When are you back, Sara?
Tomorrow?

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Sunday? Monday? Not on Tuesday?

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-On 26th.
-26th? How can a talk last that long?

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Hi, kids. Sara…

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-Are you really going?
-The plane is at two.

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I'm starting my shift now.

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Ask for the day off.

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How do I organise this?
Do the school run?

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Ask for a reduction of working hours.

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That's the same as
a reduction of salary.

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-Get it?
-Sure I do.

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Remember José Manuel,
my friend Maribel's husband?

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He's asked for holidays so she can do
a course. What do you think?

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Sounds great. Let's leave the kids
with José Manuel

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so I don't have to ask
for a reduction.

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Honestly…
Try and wean him off Cornelius.

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-That thing there?
-Yes.

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Listen to me carefully.

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Mummy will be back soon.

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I'm sure you'll have a great time
with Daddy.

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Okay? Give me a big hug.

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I'm going to miss you guys so much.

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Give me a kiss. Love you.
And behave yourselves.

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Okay?

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I told the school
they won't be in today.

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But you need to sign an exemption.

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"Exemption"? Why do you make up words?

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It's always been called a note.

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Let's go.

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I'M AN ACE

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Yes, sir, did you see?

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Messi does that...

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and it'll be headline news next day.

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What about this gap of a year?

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Without playing… Let me explain.

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You know these youngsters.

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He met some babe online
who brainwashed him.

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He ended up in a sect,
I don't remember the name.

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We've all been there.

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-Sure it wasn't an injury?
-Of course not.

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A neck injury? Didn't you see him?

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This guy is healthy, strong as an ox.

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-We go back a long way.
-Right.

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Not that I don't trust you,
but after those Russians…

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Now you're bringing this up? Please…

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They only turned up for training
when they were binging.

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The Soviets like their booze.

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Partying, drinking, you know?

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I heard they were
absolutely serious guys, hard workers.

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Two had been in jail.

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-Not the other one.
-Russian mafia.

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Sins of youth.

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-Do you mind if I smoke?
-No, go ahead.

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I'll look for a…

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I quit smoking
and my wife threw out the ashtrays.

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Here we are.

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MOTHER

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Sorted.

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Use this for the ash.

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Drink up. Let's make a toast.

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So when can I meet the lad?

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Wednesday. He has a match, training,
stuff footballers do.

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Cheers, Frutos.

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Twelve days' holiday, Juanma.

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Nine for overtime,
seven for personal affairs.

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-That makes 30 days…
-No, it makes 28.

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Okay, 28, it doesn't matter.

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That's a very long procedure.

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I know it means red tape,
that's why I'm bloody asking you.

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First, don't shout, okay?

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Okay.

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Sorry, Juanma.

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Check it out for me carefully
and let me know, okay?

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-That isn't how it's done.
-Hey, Juanma.

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Could I sleep at your place tonight?

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Would you mind if…

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Okay, bye.

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Juanma?

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Hello, Juanma?

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Fuck…

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Fuck him!

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Seriously? Bloody hell.

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Jesus.

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Okay…

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Stop!

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Use your eyes, you fu…

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You need to look before you cross.

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-You're right.
-Are you okay?

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-I'm perfectly fine.
-What's that noise?

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My son is throwing a pool party.

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They're listening to "frap".
It's awful.

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-Sounds like an alarm.
-Yes, it's horrible.

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No! I think I broke something,
officer.

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-I'll drive you to the hospital…
-No, I'll take my car.

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-You're in no condition.
-No, I'll risk it.

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I won't allow you to drive
in your condition.

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Yes, all right, I'll get in.

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Manoli.

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If the kid annoys you,
tell him to turn it down.

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No worries.

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Criminals are getting younger
and younger.

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Sorry?

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-I mean the kids.
-They're mine.

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Oh, sorry. It was only a joke.

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It's just that…

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Their mother left us.

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Right, kids?

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Mummy has gone on holiday.

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I'm so sorry, I had no idea.

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I'm sorry too. Thanks.

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Was it recently?

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Yes, this morning.

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-She must still be here.
-Didn't she leave yet?

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No, her plane is at two.
If there's no delay.

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Oh, she has really gone on holiday?

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Sorry, but I thought you meant
she walked out.

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She did that as well about…

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She walked out two months ago.

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Right. Wow.

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How about you?

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Much worse.
I got divorced a long time ago.

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The kids are older,
they're fine about it.

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I can't get the wedding ring off.

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I actually meant your leg.

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Oh, yes, much better.
Drop me off here.

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-No, we'll go to the hospital.
-No need.

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-Let them take a look.
-Besides, you must be dying

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to get home with your kids.

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Oh, no, you see…

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I'm in no rush to get home.

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Right, right.

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By the way, I'm Carlos.

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Everyone calls me Charlie.
Call me what you want.

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I'm Alberto. Everyone calls me Ace.

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Sometimes the fucking man.

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Sorry, kids.

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-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

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-By the way, Ace.
-Yeah?

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Is there a hotel around here?

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Something cheap, with the kids.

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Hotel? You're coming back to my place
right now.

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-Yeah?
-There's plenty of room.

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You really are fucking ace.

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Do I turn around or wait
till your son stops partying?

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No, not the villa.

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My wife and kids got that.

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Now I live near the beach.

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Did you hear that, kids?
A villa near the beach.

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-Great, huh?
-No, I didn't say it was a villa.

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I said I live near the beach.
On a campsite.

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-A campsite?
-Yep.

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-In a tent?
-It's top notch. Special category.

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Is it around this area then?

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It's a great place near Puzol.

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It has bungalows, fantastic caravans,
prefabs…

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a restaurant.
And a playpark for the kids.

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The kids will really love it.

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It's just like home to me.

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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!

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I got you a fantastic deal.

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No, I can't, my knee is playing up.

00:17:21.250 --> 00:17:22.570
But you came running.

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I shouldn't have.
I was a bit reckless.

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Follow me, it's up that way.
Come on, kids.

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Look at the lovely bunkbeds.
Come on in.

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-Watch your head!
-Jesus.

00:18:04.450 --> 00:18:06.890
It's a bit low and you're tall.

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So, what do you reckon?
Bloody great, huh?

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Sorry, kids.

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Listen, Charlie.

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I'll need 500 euros now
and a thousand for the deposit.

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-1,500 euros?
-Yes.

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We won't be here that long.

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Don't worry,
Joaquín will return the deposit money.

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Joaquín?

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The owner of all this.
Didn't you see me negotiating?

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Yes, but 1,500 euros is a lot for…

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…for this.

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If it were a hotel, okay, but this…

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There are three of you,
plus that huge soft toy.

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And it's by the sea.

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In a sleazy hotel they'd charge
three times that.

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Yes, I mean it.

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Whatever. I don't have cash on me.

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Don't worry about that at all.

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I'll give it to Joaquín,
tomorrow you pay me back,

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and we're all good.

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All right, I'll let you settle in.

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I'll wait for you in the bar.
The food is Michelin standard.

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The food is fucking great.
Sorry, kids.

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My treat, eh? Okay.

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Damn.

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My treat.

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Kids.

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Not a word to Mummy.

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Okay?

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-Paco, I was going to call.
-You bastard.

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The alarm went off,
the repair guys were here.

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I told you to give me the keys.

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I'll be the one without keys
if she finds out.

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Don't worry about it.

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The operation was a total success.

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Operation? My ulcer operation.

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MOTHER

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-Paco!
-What did you do, you bastard?

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Coming, sweetheart!

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Paco, I'm on the train,
you're breaking up. Sorry.

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Pain in the arse.

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It's interesting.

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-It's rubbish.
-No way.

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-Listen up!
-Yeah?

00:20:26.690 --> 00:20:28.530
Carnivorous plants for vegans.

00:20:28.690 --> 00:20:32.730
Rather than insects, you feed them
vegetable-based products.

00:20:32.890 --> 00:20:35.290
Awesome subject, right?

00:20:35.450 --> 00:20:37.130
-A rubbish idea.
-Thanks.

00:20:37.290 --> 00:20:40.410
He has no bloody clue.
This is major.

00:20:41.250 --> 00:20:44.770
If you swap a carnivorous plant
for a cannibal…

00:20:44.970 --> 00:20:46.850
We're getting into cannibalism.

00:20:47.050 --> 00:20:49.130
One plant eating another
is cannibalism.

00:20:49.290 --> 00:20:53.250
That sounds even more interesting.
It'd make an awesome story.

00:20:54.290 --> 00:20:56.690
Listen up, Joaquín.

00:20:57.250 --> 00:21:02.290
I'll pay you what my cop friend owes.
You'll get the 800 tomorrow.

00:21:02.450 --> 00:21:04.850
What about your rent?

00:21:05.050 --> 00:21:09.050
This month, last month,
the month before. That makes three.

00:21:09.210 --> 00:21:12.690
Don't you worry.
I swear I'll pay it all tomorrow.

00:21:12.850 --> 00:21:14.210
Hiya, Charlie.

00:21:14.970 --> 00:21:16.610
Settling in all right?

00:21:16.770 --> 00:21:19.210
This is sort of like paradise.

00:21:19.370 --> 00:21:22.250
Could I have a snack for the kids?

00:21:22.410 --> 00:21:23.970
-Like what?
-Whatever.

00:21:24.130 --> 00:21:25.810
-Some of those.
-Snails?

00:21:26.010 --> 00:21:27.570
No, don't give them that.

00:21:29.170 --> 00:21:30.610
Spicy sausage and peppers.

00:21:32.010 --> 00:21:33.290
Coming up!

00:21:33.450 --> 00:21:36.250
Don't mention how cheap it is
to Joaquín.

00:21:36.410 --> 00:21:38.570
He's never raised the rent.

00:21:38.730 --> 00:21:41.890
We don't want him charging more now.

00:21:42.530 --> 00:21:44.290
-Sorry.
-Sure.

00:21:46.650 --> 00:21:49.810
Hi, Juanma.
Did you check those days for me?

00:21:51.010 --> 00:21:53.850
Quit screwing with me!
Not until December?

00:21:54.050 --> 00:21:56.410
I ask you to do just one damn thing!

00:21:56.490 --> 00:21:59.170
-Listen...
-No, listen, I give my all at work.

00:21:59.330 --> 00:22:01.410
And what do I get in return?

00:22:01.570 --> 00:22:04.130
-Money.
-Yeah, money, all right.

00:22:04.850 --> 00:22:07.530
No, do you know what?

00:22:09.210 --> 00:22:10.370
Go on.

00:22:13.130 --> 00:22:14.450
Nothing.

00:22:14.610 --> 00:22:16.730
That's all I can say to you: nothing.

00:22:16.810 --> 00:22:19.170
-See you tomorrow then.
-See you tomorrow.

00:22:26.970 --> 00:22:29.250
Daddy was talking to a friend.

00:22:30.090 --> 00:22:31.490
Have this.

00:22:32.530 --> 00:22:33.530
No.

00:22:33.690 --> 00:22:36.730
You're not on duty, are you? Come on.

00:22:51.050 --> 00:22:52.370
Fucking hell.

00:22:53.170 --> 00:22:55.330
Four more of those.

00:22:56.290 --> 00:22:59.770
I'll introduce you to the guys.
Come on, Charlie.

00:23:02.250 --> 00:23:05.450
These are the guys.
Charlie, this is Raúl.

00:23:05.610 --> 00:23:09.250
He's an unemployed journalist
because he has principles.

00:23:09.890 --> 00:23:14.170
There aren't many with principles
in his profession or any other!

00:23:14.330 --> 00:23:17.010
-Except yours.
-Don't you believe it.

00:23:17.170 --> 00:23:19.450
Martín. We don't know what he does.

00:23:19.610 --> 00:23:23.170
We think he gets maintenance
from his ex, we're not sure.

00:23:23.330 --> 00:23:25.410
Like I'm gonna tell you.

00:23:25.570 --> 00:23:27.210
Have a seat.

00:23:27.370 --> 00:23:29.530
No, I'll put the kids to bed.

00:23:29.690 --> 00:23:32.770
No, let the poor little things
eat in peace.

00:23:32.970 --> 00:23:35.770
Joaquín,
find something for the kids on TV.

00:23:35.970 --> 00:23:38.770
Don't mention the price
Joaquín gave you.

00:23:38.970 --> 00:23:41.090
I reckon they pay twice as much.

00:23:41.250 --> 00:23:42.970
Come on, pull up a pew.

00:23:45.370 --> 00:23:47.410
Let's have those beers.

00:23:47.570 --> 00:23:49.690
So, how are we?

00:23:49.850 --> 00:23:51.490
You realised he's a cop?

00:24:06.090 --> 00:24:08.210
Without a penny to your name.

00:24:09.530 --> 00:24:11.770
The first month away from home,

00:24:11.970 --> 00:24:14.410
I shared a flat with students.

00:24:14.570 --> 00:24:18.090
-They threw me out for being a cop.
-Bastards.

00:24:18.250 --> 00:24:19.450
Anyway…

00:24:20.890 --> 00:24:22.890
They smoked joints and stuff.

00:24:23.450 --> 00:24:24.850
They didn't feel comfortable.

00:24:25.050 --> 00:24:26.850
They were absolutely right.

00:24:27.690 --> 00:24:31.370
Then I rented a room
in this woman's house.

00:24:32.250 --> 00:24:35.130
A lost cause,
they threw out all the tenants.

00:24:35.290 --> 00:24:37.490
And you didn't do anything?

00:24:38.130 --> 00:24:40.130
You didn't stick up for her?

00:24:40.290 --> 00:24:43.250
Homeless and on top of that
he's gonna defend her.

00:24:43.410 --> 00:24:46.450
No, I mean the doctors gave her
two months to live.

00:24:47.090 --> 00:24:49.290
She sold up, went to Benidorm,

00:24:49.450 --> 00:24:51.810
and spent her days partying.

00:24:52.010 --> 00:24:53.970
Good for her. Fuck her kids.

00:24:54.130 --> 00:24:56.450
Inheritance? They need to work for it.

00:24:56.610 --> 00:24:59.450
Now I've been dossing
for two or three weeks

00:24:59.610 --> 00:25:01.650
at the police station.

00:25:01.810 --> 00:25:04.290
In secret,
because if they catch me…

00:25:04.890 --> 00:25:06.570
Why not rent a flat?

00:25:12.290 --> 00:25:13.370
What?

00:25:13.530 --> 00:25:15.810
It's what I'd do if I had a job.

00:25:18.610 --> 00:25:20.250
So, two kids.

00:25:20.410 --> 00:25:21.890
Maintenance.

00:25:23.050 --> 00:25:26.850
The mortgage for a flat
where she's living with the kids.

00:25:27.050 --> 00:25:29.650
Story of my life, Charlie.

00:25:29.810 --> 00:25:31.770
I'm wandering around with my kids

00:25:31.970 --> 00:25:33.970
from one place to another.

00:25:34.130 --> 00:25:35.530
Poor little things.

00:25:35.690 --> 00:25:37.530
Their mother is to blame.

00:25:37.690 --> 00:25:39.290
For leaving them with you.

00:25:39.450 --> 00:25:42.370
If you're gonna start
with your sexist comments

00:25:42.530 --> 00:25:44.010
I'm out of here.

00:25:44.170 --> 00:25:46.330
Hey, no need to take offence.

00:25:46.490 --> 00:25:48.810
I give you cool stories every day.

00:25:49.010 --> 00:25:51.610
And now you ignore me
and insult me.

00:25:51.770 --> 00:25:54.650
The day I write an article
about freeloaders

00:25:54.810 --> 00:25:58.330
who live off their ex, the State,
their parents

00:25:58.490 --> 00:26:01.490
or whatever,
I'll know where to find you.

00:26:01.650 --> 00:26:04.490
Not before midday,
I'll be in bed.

00:26:04.650 --> 00:26:06.450
Hang on, take it easy.

00:26:06.610 --> 00:26:08.970
Are you listening to yourselves?

00:26:09.130 --> 00:26:13.330
So now you have to look after
your kids for a few days?

00:26:13.890 --> 00:26:17.730
You didn't get your holidays,
time off? So what?

00:26:17.890 --> 00:26:19.730
-I'm screwed.
-Big time.

00:26:19.890 --> 00:26:22.210
Fancy having kids in your situation.

00:26:22.810 --> 00:26:24.770
The thing is,

00:26:24.970 --> 00:26:28.170
we have the solution to your problems.

00:26:29.010 --> 00:26:32.290
We're going to give you
the time you need.

00:26:32.450 --> 00:26:34.730
Your three new best friends

00:26:34.890 --> 00:26:37.050
don't have regular work schedules.

00:26:37.450 --> 00:26:41.170
We could take turns
at doing the school run.

00:26:41.810 --> 00:26:43.970
That's what mates are for, huh?

00:26:44.130 --> 00:26:46.530
Isn't that what mates are for?

00:26:48.890 --> 00:26:51.290
You scratch my back,
I'll scratch yours.

00:26:51.450 --> 00:26:53.050
I can't make it tomorrow.

00:26:53.210 --> 00:26:57.850
It's my kid's birthday
and I'm going to wish him a happy one.

00:26:58.050 --> 00:27:01.090
-What about you, Martín?
-What?

00:27:05.250 --> 00:27:06.610
I…

00:27:07.810 --> 00:27:11.810
You see…
It's not a good time for me, either.

00:27:13.130 --> 00:27:15.770
I have a birthday tomorrow.

00:27:15.970 --> 00:27:16.610
Whose?

00:27:17.650 --> 00:27:20.970
My uncle's. José Luis.

00:27:21.690 --> 00:27:23.050
All right.

00:27:28.530 --> 00:27:30.010
Hey? What?

00:27:30.170 --> 00:27:33.650
Do any of your relatives
have a birthday?

00:27:36.490 --> 00:27:37.490
No.

00:27:38.970 --> 00:27:40.490
Sorted.

00:27:40.650 --> 00:27:42.250
Thanks, Martín.

00:27:42.410 --> 00:27:44.010
Raúl.

00:27:44.170 --> 00:27:46.170
-Here's to Raúl.
-Thanks.

00:27:46.970 --> 00:27:48.490
Well done, Raúl.

00:28:11.010 --> 00:28:12.490
Careful.

00:28:13.130 --> 00:28:14.850
Here are the kids.

00:28:15.050 --> 00:28:17.810
The school's address and my number.

00:28:18.010 --> 00:28:20.530
Behave for Uncle Raúl, guys.

00:28:20.690 --> 00:28:22.770
Could you fix them breakfast?

00:28:22.970 --> 00:28:24.890
Thank you so much.

00:28:25.090 --> 00:28:27.890
I'm running late
and I have a stinking hangover.

00:28:28.090 --> 00:28:30.970
If they say anything at school,
make an excuse.

00:28:31.130 --> 00:28:32.890
An accident, a flat tyre.

00:28:33.690 --> 00:28:37.210
Secure the seats properly
or I'll fine you. Thanks!

00:28:40.770 --> 00:28:42.610
But I don't have a car.

00:28:55.010 --> 00:28:57.050
Do you know what a secret is?

00:28:57.650 --> 00:29:00.130
The three of us are going to keep one.

00:29:00.290 --> 00:29:02.970
We'll say I took you to school,

00:29:03.130 --> 00:29:04.970
but we'll actually stay here.

00:29:05.130 --> 00:29:06.170
Okay?

00:29:06.330 --> 00:29:07.970
No school. Cool, huh?

00:29:44.970 --> 00:29:47.130
Hi, Tomás. What's new?

00:29:48.130 --> 00:29:50.570
Yes, I just used my card.

00:29:51.650 --> 00:29:54.210
I bought a present
for my son's birthday.

00:29:54.890 --> 00:29:56.690
How can I be in the red?

00:29:57.970 --> 00:30:00.250
Jesus, you're like Big Brother.

00:30:00.410 --> 00:30:04.130
When I deposit six-figure amounts
you don't call to thank me.

00:30:04.290 --> 00:30:05.970
No worries.

00:30:06.130 --> 00:30:09.210
I'm closing a deal, we'll sort it out.

00:30:10.250 --> 00:30:12.050
Sorry, I have to go.

00:30:12.210 --> 00:30:14.530
Okay, in a few days.

00:30:15.210 --> 00:30:17.850
You're late. He's already at school.

00:30:18.050 --> 00:30:20.610
He sure is punctual.
He didn't take after you.

00:30:20.770 --> 00:30:22.050
I'll leave this here.

00:30:30.770 --> 00:30:33.050
Is all of that for Ricardo?

00:30:33.210 --> 00:30:36.530
And for the others
so they don't feel left out.

00:30:36.690 --> 00:30:39.450
Tell them to call me
when they open them.

00:30:39.610 --> 00:30:40.330
Fine.

00:30:40.490 --> 00:30:42.530
Can you afford all this?

00:30:42.690 --> 00:30:44.730
I didn't buy them a Ferrari.

00:30:45.370 --> 00:30:47.010
-And the racquet?
-What?

00:30:47.170 --> 00:30:49.850
Is it going to be tennis now?
More expenses?

00:30:50.050 --> 00:30:52.610
It's not an expense,
it's an investment.

00:30:52.770 --> 00:30:56.410
Ricardo's backhand
will have Nadal retiring in two years.

00:30:56.570 --> 00:30:57.810
I'll pay for it.

00:30:58.010 --> 00:30:59.530
I don't want them saying

00:30:59.690 --> 00:31:02.050
his father ruined his future. No.

00:31:02.210 --> 00:31:04.490
-You and your pride.
-It's not pride.

00:31:05.370 --> 00:31:07.170
-It's…
-Pride.

00:31:07.330 --> 00:31:09.490
You of all people?

00:31:09.650 --> 00:31:12.330
We're divorced because of your pride.

00:31:13.010 --> 00:31:14.210
-My pride?
-Yes.

00:31:14.370 --> 00:31:16.370
You were screwing around.

00:31:16.530 --> 00:31:17.890
Just what I said: pride.

00:31:18.850 --> 00:31:21.410
It's about pride, not being proud.

00:31:21.570 --> 00:31:24.330
There's a difference between the two.

00:31:28.330 --> 00:31:29.530
Sardine pasties?

00:31:31.570 --> 00:31:33.810
Yes, you made some.
I can smell them.

00:31:35.690 --> 00:31:36.770
Can I have some?

00:31:37.650 --> 00:31:39.010
Here's an example.

00:31:39.610 --> 00:31:42.290
My favourite dish: seafood paella.

00:31:42.450 --> 00:31:45.730
I'd get sick of it
if I ate it every day,

00:31:45.890 --> 00:31:48.370
so I have a pasty now and then.

00:31:50.090 --> 00:31:53.250
You might ask yourself
what I get out of it.

00:31:53.410 --> 00:31:56.050
I appreciate the paella more.
By comparing it

00:31:56.210 --> 00:31:58.730
I can say that paella is my favourite.

00:31:58.890 --> 00:32:01.770
The downside is that paella,

00:32:01.970 --> 00:32:04.650
even if you add
the very best ingredients,

00:32:04.810 --> 00:32:07.010
and more things besides,

00:32:07.170 --> 00:32:08.770
the paella gets jealous

00:32:08.970 --> 00:32:11.570
of pasties, burgers, and pizzas.

00:32:11.730 --> 00:32:14.850
If you're eating out,
the paella gets jealous.

00:32:15.050 --> 00:32:18.010
What I'm saying
is that I think it's fine

00:32:18.170 --> 00:32:20.490
to love one woman and bonk others.

00:32:20.650 --> 00:32:22.770
I don't understand women

00:32:22.970 --> 00:32:25.410
and their exclusivity, monogamy,

00:32:25.570 --> 00:32:27.570
and all that shit.
Do you get it?

00:32:27.730 --> 00:32:29.410
Yeah, I do.

00:32:29.570 --> 00:32:32.770
I completely get
why your wife threw you out.

00:32:32.970 --> 00:32:36.890
Not only did you cheat on her,
you compare her to a paella.

00:32:37.090 --> 00:32:40.050
Excuse me.
A seafood paella.

00:32:40.210 --> 00:32:41.810
A seafood paella.

00:32:42.010 --> 00:32:44.410
If she's at home by herself

00:32:44.570 --> 00:32:47.130
there isn't much temptation.
It's easy.

00:32:47.290 --> 00:32:51.130
But I had a busy social life.
I was always travelling.

00:32:51.290 --> 00:32:53.330
Opportunities come up.

00:32:53.490 --> 00:32:55.090
So what do you do?

00:32:55.250 --> 00:32:57.490
Let me answer that for you.

00:32:57.650 --> 00:32:59.610
You make the most of it.

00:32:59.770 --> 00:33:01.610
You're such a sexist.

00:33:01.770 --> 00:33:03.570
Why do you say I'm sexist?

00:33:03.730 --> 00:33:06.530
I'd say the same thing if I were gay

00:33:06.690 --> 00:33:08.770
and my wife were a guy.
It's not sexist.

00:33:08.970 --> 00:33:11.810
Anyway,
if it meant that Belén suffered,

00:33:12.010 --> 00:33:14.410
I'm really sorry.
It wasn't my intention.

00:33:14.570 --> 00:33:16.410
-So tell her that.
-No, no.

00:33:16.570 --> 00:33:18.650
You don't talk about feelings.

00:33:19.170 --> 00:33:21.250
This pasty is amazing.

00:33:22.890 --> 00:33:24.090
Do you want a little bit?

00:33:24.250 --> 00:33:26.210
-No.
-Go on, try it.

00:33:26.810 --> 00:33:28.770
-I don't want any.
-Why not?

00:33:28.970 --> 00:33:31.050
-I hate sardines.
-Why?

00:33:31.210 --> 00:33:33.610
-Afternoon, Charlie.
-How are you?

00:33:33.770 --> 00:33:36.210
Did the kids behave?

00:33:36.370 --> 00:33:38.090
Brilliant. Little angels.

00:33:38.890 --> 00:33:41.370
Just one thing. This morning

00:33:42.210 --> 00:33:44.970
I tried to tell you
I don't have a car.

00:33:45.850 --> 00:33:48.450
But you ran off and didn't hear me.

00:33:49.970 --> 00:33:51.890
Please tell me the truth.

00:33:52.090 --> 00:33:54.330
Don't tell me
they didn't go to school.

00:33:54.490 --> 00:33:56.290
What can I say?

00:34:04.490 --> 00:34:06.570
-So?
-So what?

00:34:06.730 --> 00:34:08.530
Did they go or not?

00:34:08.690 --> 00:34:11.170
-Well…
-Sure they did.

00:34:11.970 --> 00:34:13.130
Of course.

00:34:13.290 --> 00:34:16.050
You took a taxi, right?

00:34:16.210 --> 00:34:18.370
You gave me a real fright.

00:34:19.170 --> 00:34:22.010
-How much was it?
-No, forget it.

00:34:22.570 --> 00:34:25.650
-No, tell me how much.
-Stop it.

00:34:25.810 --> 00:34:30.250
The school isn't around the corner.
I don't expect you to pay.

00:34:32.490 --> 00:34:33.530
Please.

00:34:36.410 --> 00:34:37.850
I don't know, 20 euros?

00:34:38.050 --> 00:34:40.290
-Here, take 40.
-No.

00:34:40.890 --> 00:34:42.090
Twenty.

00:34:42.250 --> 00:34:44.050
There and back, right?

00:34:44.210 --> 00:34:46.130
-Take it.
-No…

00:34:47.650 --> 00:34:49.410
Do you have the receipt?

00:34:50.090 --> 00:34:52.530
-I forgot to ask for it.
-No worries.

00:34:53.010 --> 00:34:55.250
Here's for the rent.

00:34:55.410 --> 00:34:57.050
Thank you.

00:34:57.730 --> 00:35:01.370
That's cleared out my account.
Just as well I get paid soon.

00:35:02.010 --> 00:35:03.890
How was it, kids?

00:35:04.610 --> 00:35:06.570
How was school?

00:35:07.650 --> 00:35:09.810
Off we go.
I'll pick up the seats later.

00:35:10.010 --> 00:35:11.570
Seats?

00:35:11.730 --> 00:35:13.810
What seats? Oh, the child seats.

00:35:14.010 --> 00:35:17.330
Alberto will need them tomorrow.

00:35:18.210 --> 00:35:20.610
Me? Why would I need them?

00:35:27.650 --> 00:35:29.890
Come on! Move it, move it!

00:35:30.090 --> 00:35:32.290
Jesus Christ, stop staring!

00:35:33.490 --> 00:35:34.850
Sorry, kids.

00:35:36.090 --> 00:35:39.970
I reckon we're not going to make it
to school.

00:35:41.210 --> 00:35:42.730
It's okay for one day.

00:35:44.450 --> 00:35:48.050
Just in case, we won't say anything
to Daddy, okay?

00:35:49.810 --> 00:35:52.090
Okay. Do you like football?

00:35:53.130 --> 00:35:55.850
Go for it, go for it! Good shot!

00:35:56.050 --> 00:35:58.250
Is he good or what?
He's amazing, huh?

00:35:58.410 --> 00:35:59.770
Go for it!

00:36:00.530 --> 00:36:01.890
Well done, Bugallo.

00:36:02.090 --> 00:36:04.330
Goal! Goal! Good shot!

00:36:14.250 --> 00:36:15.890
Go for it, that's the way.

00:36:17.530 --> 00:36:19.010
Goal! Yes, sir!

00:36:19.810 --> 00:36:21.570
He's good, right?

00:36:21.730 --> 00:36:25.050
He's a great player.
You're getting a real bargain.

00:36:28.890 --> 00:36:30.090
He's fantastic.

00:36:30.250 --> 00:36:32.210
-Who's a turbo?
-Bugallo!

00:36:32.370 --> 00:36:33.410
Brilliant.

00:36:33.570 --> 00:36:36.370
-Call me.
-I'll call you and we can talk.

00:36:36.530 --> 00:36:38.810
-Bye, lad.
-Bye, Frutos.

00:36:39.650 --> 00:36:43.490
We have Frutos where we want him.
If we don't screw up.

00:36:43.650 --> 00:36:45.090
This is important.

00:36:45.250 --> 00:36:47.730
Don't say you had a stroke
in the under-18.

00:36:48.970 --> 00:36:50.530
You never played under-18.

00:36:50.690 --> 00:36:52.730
-I never played under-18.
-Right.

00:36:52.890 --> 00:36:54.370
Go home and rest.

00:36:54.530 --> 00:36:57.330
No whoring or boozing.
Bye now.

00:36:57.490 --> 00:36:58.570
Bye.

00:36:59.290 --> 00:37:01.010
-Who's a turbo?
-Bugallo!

00:37:01.170 --> 00:37:03.610
How about lunch?
What do you like?

00:37:03.770 --> 00:37:06.650
I prefer seafood paella,
but we'll get pizzas today.

00:37:06.810 --> 00:37:08.610
Let's take the car.

00:37:17.650 --> 00:37:21.330
In you get and I'll buckle you up.

00:37:21.490 --> 00:37:23.770
-Hey!
-No, I don't have anything.

00:37:23.970 --> 00:37:25.450
I don't have a thing.

00:37:25.610 --> 00:37:28.170
Me Faustino, me Faustino…

00:37:28.330 --> 00:37:30.210
-Me Faustino.
-Glad to hear it.

00:37:30.370 --> 00:37:32.290
-You big agent?
-You're a fan?

00:37:32.450 --> 00:37:34.850
No, I don't pose for photos. Sorry.

00:37:35.050 --> 00:37:36.610
No, I want you manage me.

00:37:37.250 --> 00:37:39.410
And I want peace on Earth.

00:37:40.050 --> 00:37:43.130
-Me great player, you make fortune.
-Are you mad?

00:37:43.290 --> 00:37:44.890
I don't know.

00:37:45.890 --> 00:37:49.450
Is that how you talk to Spain's
greatest football agent?

00:37:49.610 --> 00:37:53.050
I'm out with my kids.
Do you think that's normal?

00:37:53.210 --> 00:37:54.650
-Your kids?
-Yes.

00:37:54.810 --> 00:37:56.290
-Cute kids.
-I know.

00:37:56.450 --> 00:37:58.050
-They give me fruit juice.
-What?

00:37:58.690 --> 00:38:02.370
From the same straw?
Spit it out right now!

00:38:02.770 --> 00:38:03.970
Spit!

00:38:04.130 --> 00:38:05.730
Here's the thing.

00:38:05.890 --> 00:38:08.170
How old are you?
You're not a kid.

00:38:09.010 --> 00:38:11.010
-How old are you?
-Me, vingt-cinc.

00:38:11.170 --> 00:38:12.970
-You what?
-Twenty-five.

00:38:13.130 --> 00:38:16.290
Twenty-five? Too old.
Call me when you're 18.

00:38:16.450 --> 00:38:17.890
Bye. We're off.

00:38:41.050 --> 00:38:43.050
Hi. I wanted to talk to the kids.

00:38:47.490 --> 00:38:49.250
Look. Charlie.

00:38:50.530 --> 00:38:53.450
I left the child seats by the door.

00:38:53.610 --> 00:38:55.370
The kids are here with us.

00:38:56.010 --> 00:38:57.170
Fancy a beer?

00:38:59.970 --> 00:39:02.090
What's up with him?

00:39:02.690 --> 00:39:04.610
Must have had a bad day.

00:39:06.690 --> 00:39:08.290
But why that attitude?

00:39:08.450 --> 00:39:11.050
I have bad days too,
but I'm not like that.

00:39:11.210 --> 00:39:15.330
Attitude is very important.
You have to have a good attitude.

00:39:15.490 --> 00:39:18.250
Maybe they raided a drug den

00:39:18.410 --> 00:39:21.530
and he had to shoot someone,
but a stray bullet

00:39:21.690 --> 00:39:24.530
killed an innocent passer-by.

00:39:25.610 --> 00:39:27.810
And now he feels guilty.

00:39:34.610 --> 00:39:36.690
Yeah, it could be that.

00:39:37.210 --> 00:39:40.650
He could have told me.
It'd make a brilliant exclusive.

00:39:40.810 --> 00:39:44.450
No it wouldn't.
All the media would know about it.

00:39:44.610 --> 00:39:48.290
He's not going to keep quiet
and then tell you.

00:39:48.450 --> 00:39:51.370
That would make
an even more interesting item.

00:39:51.530 --> 00:39:52.970
Sure would.

00:39:57.250 --> 00:40:00.050
…and behave properly for Daddy

00:40:00.210 --> 00:40:02.010
and do what he says.

00:40:03.170 --> 00:40:04.890
You look gorgeous, honey.

00:40:05.090 --> 00:40:08.090
Shush! I'm talking to my kids.

00:40:09.330 --> 00:40:11.610
-I'll be in the shower.
-Okay, coming.

00:40:11.770 --> 00:40:14.450
All right, my darlings,
Mummy has to work.

00:40:14.610 --> 00:40:16.730
I'll try and call again tomorrow.

00:40:16.890 --> 00:40:19.090
Love you both to bits.

00:40:22.970 --> 00:40:25.330
Late for work again.

00:40:29.650 --> 00:40:31.490
Morning. Here are the kids.

00:40:31.650 --> 00:40:33.090
Thanks.

00:40:43.850 --> 00:40:46.610
What are you doing here?
Did you run away?

00:40:47.610 --> 00:40:49.650
…and when that happened…

00:40:50.170 --> 00:40:51.970
suddenly…

00:40:52.130 --> 00:40:56.090
it's awakened something in me
that I thought wasn't…

00:40:57.850 --> 00:40:59.530
You want to get back?

00:40:59.690 --> 00:41:01.490
Yes… no.

00:41:01.650 --> 00:41:04.610
I don't know. I don't know.

00:41:05.850 --> 00:41:09.210
It's normal that she's been seeing
other guys.

00:41:09.370 --> 00:41:11.050
-Yeah?
-Sure.

00:41:11.210 --> 00:41:13.530
You've been with other women, right?

00:41:15.050 --> 00:41:18.170
-Yeah, a few.
-It's the same for her.

00:41:18.330 --> 00:41:20.290
We all have basic needs.

00:41:21.450 --> 00:41:23.290
Besides, those hook-ups…

00:41:23.890 --> 00:41:26.690
It's just a holiday fling, you know?

00:41:26.850 --> 00:41:28.810
To satisfy their needs.

00:41:29.010 --> 00:41:31.810
Bet they've been bonking all night.

00:41:32.010 --> 00:41:35.410
Shagging like crazy,
but now she's over it.

00:41:35.570 --> 00:41:37.050
Argentinian men are fiery.

00:41:37.210 --> 00:41:39.770
I once had a boyfriend
who was a real stud…

00:41:39.970 --> 00:41:42.090
God, I could hardly walk.

00:41:42.250 --> 00:41:45.130
Okay, I get the idea.

00:41:45.290 --> 00:41:47.570
It's intense, but just temporary.

00:41:47.730 --> 00:41:48.890
-Right?
-Yes.

00:41:49.570 --> 00:41:52.530
If you want to get back,
tell her straight up.

00:41:52.690 --> 00:41:55.170
And blame yourself for everything.

00:41:55.850 --> 00:41:56.850
Like what?

00:41:57.050 --> 00:41:59.690
How do I know? Whatever.

00:42:01.010 --> 00:42:03.410
Blame yourself, say you regret it.

00:42:03.570 --> 00:42:05.410
But I didn't do anything.

00:42:06.010 --> 00:42:08.250
She couldn't stand me.

00:42:08.410 --> 00:42:09.770
So call her,

00:42:09.970 --> 00:42:14.090
tell her you still love her
and you have two kids in common.

00:42:14.250 --> 00:42:16.010
Two points in your favour.

00:42:16.610 --> 00:42:18.690
No, she says it's a big mistake.

00:42:18.850 --> 00:42:21.410
But now you've been acting

00:42:21.570 --> 00:42:23.770
like the perfect dad,
it's another point.

00:42:23.970 --> 00:42:25.970
A lot of points.

00:42:27.530 --> 00:42:30.050
There you have it. Call her.

00:42:30.210 --> 00:42:33.010
Tell her and you'll see
she reacts okay.

00:42:33.650 --> 00:42:35.090
I'll call her then.

00:42:36.570 --> 00:42:39.210
-I'm going to call her.
-Do it, call her.

00:42:45.850 --> 00:42:46.970
What?

00:42:48.610 --> 00:42:50.570
-How about it?
-Not here.

00:42:50.730 --> 00:42:52.170
-Why not?
-No.

00:42:52.330 --> 00:42:54.050
-It's fine, call her.
-No.

00:42:54.210 --> 00:42:57.890
-Go on.
-She's giving one of her talks now.

00:42:59.850 --> 00:43:03.650
No, then it's better
you don't call her.

00:43:03.810 --> 00:43:08.290
If her mobile isn't on Silent Mode
you'll show her up.

00:43:08.450 --> 00:43:12.170
-That isn't good. So don't call her.
-I won't.

00:43:24.410 --> 00:43:25.410
Charlie!

00:43:25.570 --> 00:43:26.530
Charlie…

00:43:26.690 --> 00:43:28.170
Call your ex.

00:43:28.770 --> 00:43:29.730
Yeah.

00:43:45.570 --> 00:43:47.090
Let's do it.

00:43:52.050 --> 00:43:53.530
Jesus.

00:43:54.690 --> 00:43:57.250
-What's up?
-Let's see what she says.

00:43:57.410 --> 00:43:59.290
I'll call her later.

00:43:59.890 --> 00:44:02.010
But you said you'd call now.

00:44:02.170 --> 00:44:05.010
-I'll call her later.
-Call her, Charlie.

00:44:05.170 --> 00:44:06.450
Call her.

00:44:38.370 --> 00:44:40.090
I was about to call you.

00:44:40.250 --> 00:44:41.490
Really?

00:44:42.290 --> 00:44:43.330
What is it?

00:44:43.490 --> 00:44:45.530
-I just wanted a word.
-Sara, Sara.

00:44:46.330 --> 00:44:48.850
No need for explanations.

00:44:49.050 --> 00:44:53.130
We made a mistake,
we rushed into it, especially you.

00:44:53.290 --> 00:44:56.250
-Now what we need…
-I don't have time for this.

00:44:56.410 --> 00:44:58.730
The school called.

00:44:58.890 --> 00:45:01.410
-Did the teacher say anything?
-No idea.

00:45:01.570 --> 00:45:02.810
How do you mean?

00:45:03.450 --> 00:45:05.370
Oh, yeah, right.

00:45:05.530 --> 00:45:09.730
They have a meeting for teachers
and parents.

00:45:10.330 --> 00:45:13.330
That's the old-fashioned way
of saying it.

00:45:13.490 --> 00:45:15.010
Now it's the PTA.

00:45:15.170 --> 00:45:17.570
No, I think they changed the name.

00:45:17.730 --> 00:45:21.050
I'll call on Monday
to see if it's important.

00:45:21.650 --> 00:45:23.690
-Speak soon.
-Sara, Sara.

00:45:23.850 --> 00:45:26.410
Is that all you wanted to say?

00:45:26.570 --> 00:45:28.970
Yes, I didn't know
if it was important.

00:45:29.810 --> 00:45:33.330
Ah, okay.
I had something to tell you.

00:45:33.490 --> 00:45:35.570
Okay, but please hurry up.

00:45:36.210 --> 00:45:39.010
-Honey, want a mojito?
-Okay.

00:45:39.170 --> 00:45:40.170
Yes?

00:45:42.490 --> 00:45:43.890
It's nothing.

00:45:44.730 --> 00:45:46.530
We'll talk some other time.

00:45:46.690 --> 00:45:49.170
Okay and you can tell me
about the meeting.

00:45:50.010 --> 00:45:51.130
Meeting?

00:45:51.290 --> 00:45:53.050
The PTA.

00:45:53.210 --> 00:45:54.290
Bye, ciao.

00:45:54.450 --> 00:45:58.450
I'm gonna screw you tonight
and lick you out till I'm dry.

00:46:06.290 --> 00:46:08.050
-Jesus!
-What?

00:46:08.890 --> 00:46:10.970
-What did she say?
-That was the school.

00:46:11.130 --> 00:46:13.530
School? Wasn't that your ex?

00:46:13.690 --> 00:46:15.450
No, it was the school.

00:46:17.250 --> 00:46:19.370
Jesus, spot the Terminator.

00:46:20.450 --> 00:46:22.450
Your ex screwed a guy.

00:46:22.970 --> 00:46:25.890
It's like what happened to me.
My wife, my ex-wife,

00:46:26.090 --> 00:46:28.570
threw me out
'cos I was screwing around.

00:46:30.130 --> 00:46:31.250
It's not the same.

00:46:31.410 --> 00:46:33.090
Sure, it could be worse.

00:46:33.250 --> 00:46:35.730
-Worse?
-Testicular cancer.

00:46:35.890 --> 00:46:37.690
Isn't that worse?

00:46:37.850 --> 00:46:40.130
Jesus, you're such an idiot.

00:46:42.450 --> 00:46:44.850
But he's right,
that would be much worse.

00:46:45.050 --> 00:46:46.690
Yeah, of course it would.

00:46:47.650 --> 00:46:50.610
Have you had a testicular check-up
recently?

00:46:50.770 --> 00:46:51.890
Never.

00:46:52.090 --> 00:46:54.090
I do a self-exam every day

00:46:54.650 --> 00:46:56.330
in case I notice anything weird.

00:46:56.490 --> 00:46:58.570
Silvia found a little lump once.

00:46:58.730 --> 00:47:00.330
You told us already.

00:47:00.490 --> 00:47:03.330
You said Silvia
was a bit of a ballbreaker.

00:47:03.890 --> 00:47:07.730
It turned out to be a varicose vein,
nothing serious.

00:47:08.970 --> 00:47:11.530
But it was scary.
Fucking scary.

00:47:18.050 --> 00:47:21.770
If you had ball cancer
and the only way of saving yourself

00:47:22.530 --> 00:47:25.450
was to get on a table
and bash them with a hammer…

00:47:26.090 --> 00:47:26.770
Christ.

00:47:26.970 --> 00:47:28.810
-What would you do?
-Die.

00:47:29.330 --> 00:47:30.370
Definitely.

00:47:31.010 --> 00:47:31.970
And you, Martín?

00:47:32.570 --> 00:47:34.050
Don't worry, guys.

00:47:34.770 --> 00:47:38.010
I'd grab a hammer
and definitely save your lives.

00:47:40.210 --> 00:47:43.810
To be honest, I'm not interested

00:47:44.290 --> 00:47:48.570
in dying right now, I'm about
to sign the contract of the century.

00:47:48.730 --> 00:47:52.650
It'd be bad timing.
I'll tell you another thing, Charlie:

00:47:52.810 --> 00:47:54.810
it's great not having a woman.

00:47:56.450 --> 00:47:58.850
I mean, look around you.

00:47:59.050 --> 00:48:03.130
What married guy could grab beers
and hit the beach with mates

00:48:03.290 --> 00:48:06.690
to watch the sunset and chill?
What married guy?

00:48:07.410 --> 00:48:11.530
Exactly, none.
And look at us: heroes.

00:48:12.090 --> 00:48:14.450
That's what we are. Heroes.

00:48:21.370 --> 00:48:23.410
-Hello and welcome.
-Hello.

00:48:29.610 --> 00:48:31.210
Treat the lad properly.

00:48:31.370 --> 00:48:34.570
He'll be in the selection
within a month.

00:48:35.690 --> 00:48:38.730
First he'll have to be a top player
in the team.

00:48:39.370 --> 00:48:43.170
You coaches are such sticklers,
Manolo. He's going to win.

00:48:43.330 --> 00:48:46.970
How is he going to win?
By working hard and scoring goals.

00:48:47.130 --> 00:48:48.210
-Right, Pancho?
-Yes.

00:48:48.370 --> 00:48:52.290
-Who's a turbo?
-Bugallo.

00:48:52.450 --> 00:48:54.570
We haven't signed yet, Alberto.

00:48:55.610 --> 00:48:56.730
Meaning?

00:48:57.370 --> 00:49:00.730
There might be an earthquake
or a meteorite strikes.

00:49:03.730 --> 00:49:05.490
You really scared me, Frutos.

00:49:05.650 --> 00:49:08.210
Let's finish dessert
and order coffee,

00:49:08.370 --> 00:49:11.210
then off to the notary to sign.
It's late.

00:49:11.370 --> 00:49:13.170
Let's make a toast.

00:49:13.330 --> 00:49:15.330
A bottle of your best champagne.

00:49:15.810 --> 00:49:18.090
-Make it two.
-And another dessert.

00:49:18.250 --> 00:49:19.730
You want another one?

00:49:20.330 --> 00:49:22.210
Another dessert for the lad.

00:49:35.770 --> 00:49:37.090
Here's to Alberto.

00:49:37.250 --> 00:49:39.210
For finding us a great player

00:49:39.370 --> 00:49:41.370
and for this magnificent lunch.

00:49:41.530 --> 00:49:42.770
This is peanuts.

00:49:42.970 --> 00:49:46.490
Right. But the percentage
you'll get isn't, is it, Ace?

00:49:47.130 --> 00:49:48.770
-Excuse me.
-Sorry.

00:49:52.850 --> 00:49:55.850
Excuse me, the champagne
is doing its work.

00:50:04.530 --> 00:50:06.530
Sorry, just a second.

00:50:07.170 --> 00:50:10.890
No need to charge the card,
there's no credit.

00:50:11.330 --> 00:50:13.090
May I have a word?

00:50:13.810 --> 00:50:15.170
Let me explain.

00:50:17.690 --> 00:50:21.410
Let's make a deal. You come back
to the table with the bill.

00:50:21.570 --> 00:50:24.650
I sign it,
you thank me and leave.

00:50:24.810 --> 00:50:26.850
Tomorrow I'll come by

00:50:27.050 --> 00:50:30.330
and pay you twice the amount,
an extra 3,000 euros.

00:50:30.490 --> 00:50:32.530
The biggest tip of your life.

00:50:32.690 --> 00:50:34.450
What do you say?

00:50:41.370 --> 00:50:44.650
I'll leave this as collateral.
It cost me 7,000 euros.

00:50:44.810 --> 00:50:47.730
Tomorrow you get 3,000, zero risk.
It's a win-win.

00:50:48.370 --> 00:50:49.770
-I lose out.
-How?

00:50:49.970 --> 00:50:53.450
If I sell it for 3,000, I lose 4,000.

00:50:55.090 --> 00:50:58.250
It didn't actually cost me 7,000,
it was 5,000.

00:50:58.410 --> 00:50:59.690
You'd lose 2,000, tops.

00:50:59.850 --> 00:51:01.850
I'd like not to lose anything.

00:51:03.370 --> 00:51:05.050
Right.

00:51:07.290 --> 00:51:08.290
All right, then.

00:51:08.450 --> 00:51:12.410
I'll give you 10,000 tomorrow
and sorted. Here.

00:51:13.650 --> 00:51:15.050
Fair enough.

00:51:20.610 --> 00:51:23.450
…I'm here to set out conditions,
the defence.

00:51:23.890 --> 00:51:25.010
Sorry.

00:51:25.170 --> 00:51:27.490
It wasn't just the champagne.

00:51:27.650 --> 00:51:29.650
Don't go to the toilets yet.

00:51:30.370 --> 00:51:32.370
Here you are, sir.

00:51:38.610 --> 00:51:39.810
Thank you.

00:51:43.370 --> 00:51:46.210
This will change our lives.
Especially yours.

00:51:47.610 --> 00:51:48.810
Jesus!

00:51:49.370 --> 00:51:51.250
-What's up with him?
-No, no!

00:51:51.410 --> 00:51:53.530
Bugallo? Bugallo?

00:52:44.250 --> 00:52:46.130
Christ, I had it right there,

00:52:46.290 --> 00:52:49.570
ripe for the picking.
Sign and my problems were over.

00:52:49.730 --> 00:52:53.690
And the jerk goes and dies on me.
Fucking hell!

00:52:53.850 --> 00:52:57.050
They won't even give me
a damn commentary section.

00:52:57.410 --> 00:52:59.450
Screw them,
it's a shitty website.

00:53:00.090 --> 00:53:04.770
Everyone thinks zombies are shot
in the head to destroy their brains,

00:53:04.970 --> 00:53:08.370
but that isn't it,
it's to destroy their mouths

00:53:09.170 --> 00:53:11.170
because if they don't bite you,

00:53:11.570 --> 00:53:13.610
you don't turn into a zombie.

00:53:13.770 --> 00:53:15.810
I'll screw anyone in range.

00:53:16.010 --> 00:53:17.770
Careful, you have a gun.

00:53:18.810 --> 00:53:22.170
Makes you sound like
a necrophiliac killer.

00:53:22.330 --> 00:53:24.570
I want her back.

00:53:24.730 --> 00:53:26.050
The thing is,

00:53:26.210 --> 00:53:29.890
I've been a bloody awful partner
and father.

00:53:30.450 --> 00:53:34.210
I hope she realises I've changed.

00:53:34.970 --> 00:53:39.210
Because while she's sowing
her wild oats on tour,

00:53:39.370 --> 00:53:41.490
I'm taking care of our kids.

00:53:42.610 --> 00:53:46.170
They have food
and a roof over their heads.

00:53:46.650 --> 00:53:49.370
They haven't missed a day of school.

00:53:50.410 --> 00:53:52.450
That's thanks to you guys.

00:53:52.610 --> 00:53:55.490
So I'd like to thank you
and make this toast.

00:53:55.650 --> 00:53:59.050
Here's to friendship.
Real friendship.

00:53:59.690 --> 00:54:01.530
That never lets you down.

00:54:04.890 --> 00:54:06.090
Jesus, come on.

00:54:09.530 --> 00:54:11.050
Charlie…

00:54:12.210 --> 00:54:14.010
Can I tell you something?

00:54:17.210 --> 00:54:19.610
Why are you here?
Did you run away?

00:54:31.850 --> 00:54:33.970
I was going to sleep.

00:54:34.570 --> 00:54:36.290
I'd rather not go anywhere.

00:54:36.450 --> 00:54:38.210
The fridge is empty,

00:54:38.370 --> 00:54:42.210
but you can go and ask Joaquín
for coffee or pizza,

00:54:42.810 --> 00:54:44.850
then wake me up at lunchtime.

00:54:45.050 --> 00:54:46.850
Watch TV, but not too loud.

00:55:07.130 --> 00:55:08.570
Here's the thing.

00:55:09.250 --> 00:55:14.290
Training had started
and there was a massive tailback.

00:55:14.770 --> 00:55:17.050
I couldn't arrive late.

00:56:01.570 --> 00:56:03.450
Two, three…

00:56:19.810 --> 00:56:21.210
Joaquín?

00:56:21.490 --> 00:56:22.490
Twenty cents.

00:56:24.450 --> 00:56:27.170
-From the tips?
-I'll pay you back.

00:56:29.810 --> 00:56:31.810
-Pay me back, okay?
-Yeah.

00:56:41.410 --> 00:56:43.330
Forty euros for the taxi.

00:56:51.490 --> 00:56:53.290
It's my fault.

00:56:55.410 --> 00:56:57.170
It's my fault.

00:57:05.050 --> 00:57:07.290
All that bullshit about friendship.

00:57:08.010 --> 00:57:11.290
You're just a bunch
of selfish bastards.

00:57:15.370 --> 00:57:16.850
It's my fault.

00:57:19.250 --> 00:57:21.090
Laia, Nico, let's go.

00:57:22.090 --> 00:57:23.330
We're leaving.

00:57:25.610 --> 00:57:28.450
Come on, we're going. Move it.

00:57:48.290 --> 00:57:52.050
He's right.
I'm not surprised he's pissed off.

00:57:52.210 --> 00:57:54.690
At least I didn't show his kids
my dick.

00:57:54.850 --> 00:57:58.650
Who leaves their kids
with lowlifes like you guys?

00:57:58.810 --> 00:58:00.130
Joaquín!

00:58:04.410 --> 00:58:05.770
Tomorrow,

00:58:06.810 --> 00:58:09.690
Daddy will sort out all the problems.

00:58:10.730 --> 00:58:12.970
I'll have a word with your teacher,

00:58:13.890 --> 00:58:18.570
then get money so we can stay
at a real hotel.

00:58:19.530 --> 00:58:21.530
And after all of that,

00:58:22.330 --> 00:58:24.210
I'll get Mommy back.

00:58:28.050 --> 00:58:29.890
Tomorrow you'll see

00:58:30.850 --> 00:58:32.850
what your dad is capable of.

00:58:39.610 --> 00:58:40.730
All right.

00:58:42.010 --> 00:58:44.010
Tomorrow is a new day.

00:58:45.010 --> 00:58:46.290
Nightie night.

00:58:47.410 --> 00:58:50.290
I know I should have given
some warning,

00:58:50.690 --> 00:58:53.570
I've been having a shit week,
sorry, terrible.

00:58:53.730 --> 00:58:56.290
Sara was taken ill

00:58:57.050 --> 00:58:59.810
and she's in hospital,
that's why she didn't reply.

00:59:00.010 --> 00:59:03.010
-What does she have?
-An iPhone 12, I think.

00:59:03.170 --> 00:59:05.050
No, what illness?

00:59:06.450 --> 00:59:08.170
-Hello.
-Hello.

00:59:08.330 --> 00:59:10.130
Appendicitis.

00:59:10.770 --> 00:59:13.370
Nothing serious,
but there were complications

00:59:13.850 --> 00:59:16.050
and I've been with her 24/7.

00:59:16.210 --> 00:59:17.610
And the kids?

00:59:18.490 --> 00:59:20.770
I just dropped off my daughter

00:59:20.970 --> 00:59:23.610
and my son is in music class.

00:59:23.770 --> 00:59:27.690
Where were they all this time?
Not at the hospital 24/7.

00:59:27.890 --> 00:59:29.130
No, no.

00:59:30.170 --> 00:59:31.410
With...

00:59:31.570 --> 00:59:33.250
-Grandma.
-Mother?

00:59:33.410 --> 00:59:35.970
No, Grandma,
their mum was in hospital.

00:59:36.130 --> 00:59:37.770
Is their grandma your mother?

00:59:39.210 --> 00:59:41.730
Is she your mother or Sara's?

00:59:43.690 --> 00:59:44.690
Mine.

00:59:45.370 --> 00:59:48.290
According to my information,
Sara is in Ibiza

00:59:48.450 --> 00:59:50.690
and the children are with you.

00:59:50.850 --> 00:59:54.570
You've been separated a few months
and your mother is dead.

00:59:54.970 --> 00:59:56.130
I'm sorry.

00:59:57.010 --> 00:59:59.890
How do you know all that?

01:00:00.450 --> 01:00:02.890
I've been their teacher
for three years.

01:00:03.530 --> 01:00:07.010
I talk to parents
about issues so I can understand

01:00:07.170 --> 01:00:10.050
the children's behaviour
in certain situations.

01:00:10.210 --> 01:00:11.050
Good.

01:00:11.210 --> 01:00:14.330
I've never seen you here.
Today is the first time.

01:00:14.490 --> 01:00:17.850
You've never dropped them off
or picked them up.

01:00:18.050 --> 01:00:19.410
The first time we meet

01:00:19.570 --> 01:00:22.410
you tell me this… story.

01:00:24.770 --> 01:00:25.970
You're right.

01:00:26.130 --> 01:00:28.970
You're absolutely right.
I apologise.

01:00:30.170 --> 01:00:31.770
Please forgive me.

01:00:32.170 --> 01:00:34.410
Please don't say anything to Sara.

01:00:34.570 --> 01:00:36.530
I can't promise you that.

01:00:36.690 --> 01:00:39.410
I'm begging you, please.
Please.

01:00:41.730 --> 01:00:42.770
All right, then.

01:00:42.970 --> 01:00:46.170
But if they miss school again,
I'll have to tell her.

01:00:46.330 --> 01:00:48.530
Okay, thanks.
It won't happen again.

01:00:48.690 --> 01:00:51.290
I promise it won't happen again.
Thanks.

01:00:54.130 --> 01:00:56.130
If you have a traffic fine

01:00:56.290 --> 01:00:59.290
or a fine for disorderly conduct,
just let me know

01:01:00.130 --> 01:01:01.770
and I'll try…

01:01:03.210 --> 01:01:04.530
Thanks.

01:01:07.850 --> 01:01:08.850
Good morning.

01:01:13.890 --> 01:01:15.090
Come on.

01:01:16.010 --> 01:01:19.450
Come on, Charlie,
the insurance covers this. Do it.

01:01:22.650 --> 01:01:24.050
Come on.

01:01:25.250 --> 01:01:28.490
Come on! Show you've got balls!
Come on!

01:01:42.490 --> 01:01:43.490
That was scary!

01:01:44.650 --> 01:01:46.170
You're a fucking coward!

01:01:46.330 --> 01:01:48.250
A fucking coward.

01:01:55.810 --> 01:01:57.610
I'm such a jerk.

01:02:02.690 --> 01:02:04.370
Traffic accident.

01:02:06.170 --> 01:02:06.970
Look.

01:02:07.130 --> 01:02:10.650
-It's a write-off.
-Do I look like a mechanic?

01:02:12.250 --> 01:02:13.850
No, it's so you see…

01:02:14.050 --> 01:02:17.250
I don't need photos,
that's for the insurance.

01:02:17.410 --> 01:02:19.170
Here we go. Sorry.

01:02:19.330 --> 01:02:20.850
I'll put you on sick leave,

01:02:21.050 --> 01:02:24.410
but forget about getting paid
your full salary.

01:02:24.570 --> 01:02:27.330
But this was two hours ago.

01:02:27.490 --> 01:02:30.450
On the way to the station.
On the way to work.

01:02:31.090 --> 01:02:32.370
It doesn't matter.

01:02:32.530 --> 01:02:34.850
The accident has to be
on the way to work.

01:02:35.050 --> 01:02:37.890
I just told you,
I was going to the station.

01:02:38.090 --> 01:02:39.170
You're off work today.

01:02:39.330 --> 01:02:42.490
Of course.
How, with my neck like this?

01:02:42.650 --> 01:02:46.130
According to the report
I asked your supervisor for,

01:02:46.290 --> 01:02:47.890
this is your day off.

01:02:48.970 --> 01:02:50.650
A cop is always a cop.

01:02:50.810 --> 01:02:52.170
If there were

01:02:52.330 --> 01:02:57.330
a bank robbery over the road
right now, I'd be there.

01:02:57.970 --> 01:03:01.210
A policeman is on duty 24/7,
there's no time off…

01:03:04.090 --> 01:03:08.010
If you have a traffic fine,
I can take a look…

01:03:08.770 --> 01:03:10.210
Right?

01:03:19.650 --> 01:03:21.450
Make some room.

01:03:21.610 --> 01:03:23.490
-No sugar, right?
-Yeah.

01:03:24.650 --> 01:03:26.530
Wow, they're all grown up.

01:03:26.690 --> 01:03:29.050
Like all of us, Alberto.

01:03:32.050 --> 01:03:33.050
All right.

01:03:33.650 --> 01:03:37.690
Are you going to cut to the chase
or keep up the small talk?

01:03:39.370 --> 01:03:40.970
Why would I want anything?

01:03:41.130 --> 01:03:44.170
They cancelled a meeting
I had around here

01:03:44.330 --> 01:03:46.770
and I fancied seeing the kids.

01:03:46.970 --> 01:03:49.850
You know full well they're at school.

01:03:50.490 --> 01:03:53.770
Yes, but I wanted to see
how you were doing, too.

01:03:53.970 --> 01:03:55.010
I'm great.

01:03:55.170 --> 01:03:57.250
You look fantastic. Gorgeous.

01:03:59.050 --> 01:04:00.770
This is going to be good.

01:04:02.130 --> 01:04:03.850
Belén, please.

01:04:04.050 --> 01:04:08.170
Seriously, is that what you think
of me? Why do you say that?

01:04:08.330 --> 01:04:10.970
I know you better than anyone.

01:04:11.730 --> 01:04:15.570
If I don't ask how you are
it's because I can already see it.

01:04:15.730 --> 01:04:18.850
And don't lie to me and say,
"I'm bloody great."

01:04:19.050 --> 01:04:21.010
But I am bloody great.

01:04:27.050 --> 01:04:28.130
Okay.

01:04:28.890 --> 01:04:30.530
I'm ruined.

01:04:31.730 --> 01:04:34.330
I've been living on a campsite
for months.

01:04:35.010 --> 01:04:38.570
I got by up until now
doing this and that,

01:04:40.050 --> 01:04:43.250
but a deal I was working on
died a death.

01:04:44.410 --> 01:04:45.770
Literally.

01:04:47.410 --> 01:04:49.330
The lad at the restaurant?

01:04:49.490 --> 01:04:52.850
Yeah. The bugger died
just before signing.

01:04:53.450 --> 01:04:56.330
I'm sure he regrets
having left you in the lurch.

01:04:56.490 --> 01:05:00.010
And to finish it off,
I owe money I don't have.

01:05:00.170 --> 01:05:04.170
I mean the situation,
not finish off the poor lad.

01:05:08.170 --> 01:05:10.090
I don't know what to do.

01:05:12.010 --> 01:05:13.850
How much do you need?

01:05:21.610 --> 01:05:22.730
Thank you so much.

01:05:22.890 --> 01:05:26.770
I'm so grateful. I promise I'll pay
you back every last euro.

01:05:27.890 --> 01:05:29.010
I'm sure.

01:05:29.170 --> 01:05:32.970
Get some sense
and stop spending money on nonsense.

01:05:33.570 --> 01:05:34.770
You're right.

01:05:36.370 --> 01:05:39.370
How about lunch somewhere nice?
Come on, my treat.

01:05:39.530 --> 01:05:41.650
Their teacher is lovely.

01:05:42.370 --> 01:05:44.690
She says they've been great.

01:05:44.850 --> 01:05:47.170
Very focused, participating a lot.

01:05:47.330 --> 01:05:50.850
And there was me thinking
you wouldn't be able to cope.

01:05:51.050 --> 01:05:53.690
I admit I didn't either,

01:05:53.850 --> 01:05:55.890
-but we're getting on fine.
-I'm glad.

01:05:56.090 --> 01:05:58.290
I'm back the day after tomorrow.

01:05:58.450 --> 01:06:01.290
The talks were cancelled
and we're back earlier.

01:06:01.450 --> 01:06:04.130
-What happened?
-Just an admin thing.

01:06:04.610 --> 01:06:08.730
Things have been happening
in the last few days

01:06:08.890 --> 01:06:11.370
that made me think
about our situation…

01:06:11.530 --> 01:06:12.530
Really?

01:06:12.690 --> 01:06:14.530
I think it's best if…

01:06:14.690 --> 01:06:18.050
I'll see you in a few days,
we can talk face to face.

01:06:18.530 --> 01:06:22.130
I was thinking about our relationship
as well…

01:06:23.570 --> 01:06:25.570
-I'd like to talk about it.
-Great.

01:06:25.730 --> 01:06:29.050
See you in a few days
and we can discuss it calmly.

01:06:29.210 --> 01:06:33.490
All right, see you. Bye.

01:06:34.410 --> 01:06:37.130
Hey, lots of love. Damn.

01:06:42.090 --> 01:06:44.250
This settles yesterday's bill.

01:06:44.410 --> 01:06:47.170
I'll give you the account number
for the other thing.

01:06:50.330 --> 01:06:53.050
No, I'll give you 3,000 euros
for the meal

01:06:53.730 --> 01:06:55.650
and you keep the watch.

01:06:56.290 --> 01:06:59.250
Yesterday you told me
you'd pay 7,000 to get it back.

01:06:59.410 --> 01:07:01.170
For that piece of shit?

01:07:01.770 --> 01:07:03.290
It's a fake.

01:07:03.450 --> 01:07:05.410
Don't look like that.

01:07:05.570 --> 01:07:08.850
Sometimes you must tell a white lie
to close a deal.

01:07:09.370 --> 01:07:11.210
-Really?
-Really.

01:07:11.810 --> 01:07:14.370
I'm feeling generous today.

01:07:14.530 --> 01:07:18.850
I'll tip you 60.
No, 40, and you're good to go.

01:07:19.370 --> 01:07:23.050
And you keep the watch.
Every two hours it loses three.

01:07:23.210 --> 01:07:24.650
I think it was stolen.

01:07:24.810 --> 01:07:28.570
The guy who gave it to me
has been in jail for two years.

01:07:36.890 --> 01:07:38.610
Have a nice day.

01:07:42.490 --> 01:07:44.530
They didn't accept it, either.

01:07:45.330 --> 01:07:49.010
I swear it was a brilliant article.
And well researched.

01:07:50.050 --> 01:07:52.530
Jesus, I spent all week researching.

01:07:53.050 --> 01:07:55.410
What was the title?
Sorry, I forgot.

01:07:55.570 --> 01:07:58.570
"TV with no filters, future psychos."

01:07:58.730 --> 01:08:02.970
How shocking images
affect little kids.

01:08:04.050 --> 01:08:07.410
Porn, violence,
talent shows for singers.

01:08:09.010 --> 01:08:12.370
Hate to say it Raúl,
but no one is interested in that.

01:08:13.370 --> 01:08:16.770
You have to write about
current affairs.

01:08:17.530 --> 01:08:19.090
Sport.

01:08:20.450 --> 01:08:21.490
Listen to me.

01:08:21.650 --> 01:08:24.210
You can't imagine
how many people watch

01:08:24.370 --> 01:08:27.210
Barça-Madrid or unknown teams.
They're loyal.

01:08:27.370 --> 01:08:29.970
Sportswriters
are the new gossip columnists.

01:08:30.130 --> 01:08:31.530
No, that's politics.

01:08:31.690 --> 01:08:34.330
Sports is the best
for investigative journalism.

01:08:34.490 --> 01:08:36.330
Why? Because they're corrupt.

01:08:36.490 --> 01:08:40.250
More than the property market,
politics, big pharma.

01:08:40.410 --> 01:08:42.650
The new mafia, today's Cosa Nostra.

01:08:42.810 --> 01:08:45.450
You have plenty to investigate there.

01:08:46.010 --> 01:08:48.650
Another thing,
I'm not into connections,

01:08:48.810 --> 01:08:52.210
but I'll introduce you to a friend
who's an editor for Stadium.

01:08:53.090 --> 01:08:56.690
Thanks, Alberto,
but I know fuck all about football.

01:08:57.410 --> 01:08:59.490
You learn. Remember Formula 1?

01:08:59.650 --> 01:09:01.410
Before Alonso appeared,

01:09:01.570 --> 01:09:03.410
no one knew what pit stops were.

01:09:03.570 --> 01:09:05.970
Everyone thought it was about armpits

01:09:06.130 --> 01:09:09.210
I can't see me getting my foot
in the door.

01:09:24.770 --> 01:09:26.010
And you are?

01:09:26.850 --> 01:09:29.490
Raúl Fulgueiras,
investigative journalist.

01:09:30.570 --> 01:09:32.130
Alberto sent me.

01:09:33.090 --> 01:09:34.410
Alberto who?

01:09:34.810 --> 01:09:36.090
Alberto…

01:09:38.290 --> 01:09:41.330
I don't know his surname.

01:09:41.970 --> 01:09:43.250
He's an agent.

01:09:43.410 --> 01:09:45.370
An agent or a manager.

01:09:45.530 --> 01:09:48.330
I can see
you're an investigative journalist.

01:09:48.970 --> 01:09:50.970
And Berto recommended you?

01:09:51.130 --> 01:09:54.530
Yes, he told me you were good friends.

01:09:54.690 --> 01:09:56.250
We were close friends

01:09:56.410 --> 01:09:58.610
until the bastard slept with my wife.

01:10:00.250 --> 01:10:02.770
Actually, I don't know him that well.

01:10:03.290 --> 01:10:08.170
We urgently need someone
to cover press conferences.

01:10:08.770 --> 01:10:12.010
The previous guy had a heart attack.
What do you think?

01:10:12.170 --> 01:10:14.770
That's terrible. Poor man.

01:10:14.970 --> 01:10:17.650
My granddad died that way…
Massive attack…

01:10:17.810 --> 01:10:21.130
I mean
about covering press conferences.

01:10:21.290 --> 01:10:23.090
Are you up to it?

01:10:23.570 --> 01:10:26.490
Well, I'd thought of something
more like

01:10:26.650 --> 01:10:29.450
investigative journalism,
cases of doping.

01:10:30.730 --> 01:10:34.050
Big parties
where prostitutes are hired.

01:10:34.210 --> 01:10:35.090
Listen up.

01:10:35.250 --> 01:10:40.290
Booze and whores in football is as
newsworthy as corruption in politics.

01:10:40.450 --> 01:10:42.770
What our readers want

01:10:42.970 --> 01:10:46.010
is the row between a chairman
and a coach,

01:10:46.170 --> 01:10:47.330
or two players

01:10:47.490 --> 01:10:49.690
in a team who hate each other.

01:10:49.850 --> 01:10:52.690
Excuse me for saying so,

01:10:52.850 --> 01:10:54.850
that sounds like gutter journalism.

01:10:56.290 --> 01:10:58.810
Good, I see you're getting it.

01:10:59.450 --> 01:11:01.290
So, interested or not?

01:11:05.730 --> 01:11:07.570
You start this afternoon.

01:11:07.730 --> 01:11:09.770
Now go, I have a meeting.

01:11:14.970 --> 01:11:16.490
In any case,

01:11:16.650 --> 01:11:20.130
when you have some really dirty news,
bring it to me.

01:11:20.290 --> 01:11:21.770
And we'll work on it.

01:11:27.690 --> 01:11:29.130
If you sign with me,

01:11:29.290 --> 01:11:30.970
the next contract on the table

01:11:31.130 --> 01:11:32.530
will have seven zeros.

01:11:32.690 --> 01:11:37.450
Including the cents.
Get real, you're not Messi, Dani.

01:11:38.410 --> 01:11:39.770
You're not…

01:11:42.490 --> 01:11:44.090
The bastard hung up.

01:11:54.050 --> 01:11:55.690
-You can't come in.
-What's up?

01:11:55.850 --> 01:11:57.250
-That's the man.
-Alberto.

01:11:57.410 --> 01:11:59.010
-Do you know him?
-Yeah.

01:11:59.170 --> 01:12:00.730
Never seen him before.

01:12:00.890 --> 01:12:02.570
But I speak to you other day.

01:12:02.730 --> 01:12:03.770
Joaquín, call the police.

01:12:03.970 --> 01:12:06.050
He doesn't know you.
Come on, out.

01:12:06.210 --> 01:12:07.450
-Out.
-No, Berto.

01:12:07.610 --> 01:12:12.210
Me best player in my country.
You earn big money with me.

01:12:12.370 --> 01:12:14.450
Big, big, big money.

01:12:16.770 --> 01:12:18.330
Berto, I'm already dix-huit.

01:12:22.050 --> 01:12:23.570
-18 years.
-18 years.

01:12:23.730 --> 01:12:24.770
Friend made it.

01:12:24.970 --> 01:12:27.010
How did you know where I live?

01:12:27.170 --> 01:12:29.290
Everyone knows.

01:12:29.450 --> 01:12:32.130
-Berto campsite.
-Are you kidding me?

01:12:32.290 --> 01:12:34.370
You very famous.

01:12:34.530 --> 01:12:37.610
Yeah, the shantytown agent, it's true.

01:12:37.770 --> 01:12:39.690
Who the hell wants me as an agent?

01:12:40.330 --> 01:12:42.290
-What?
-You watch me play.

01:12:42.890 --> 01:12:44.250
-Here?
-Yes.

01:13:27.530 --> 01:13:29.970
Today is your lucky day, kid.

01:13:30.130 --> 01:13:32.330
I gave it a lot of thought.

01:13:32.490 --> 01:13:34.210
I'll represent you.

01:13:36.050 --> 01:13:38.010
Quit that, get off me.

01:13:38.170 --> 01:13:40.090
I'm your agent, not your date.

01:13:40.250 --> 01:13:44.050
-Me happy you trust me.
-Listen up, Yoda.

01:13:44.730 --> 01:13:48.570
Assure me that no document
will appear that says you're 25.

01:13:49.410 --> 01:13:52.770
Me no have papers,
only passport friend make.

01:13:52.970 --> 01:13:54.570
Good, only a passport.

01:13:54.730 --> 01:13:57.170
That sounds perfect.
And one more thing.

01:13:57.650 --> 01:14:00.170
You wouldn't have a terminal illness?

01:14:00.690 --> 01:14:03.770
Heart problems, lung issues…

01:14:03.970 --> 01:14:05.690
Problems with your head…

01:14:07.010 --> 01:14:08.050
Your pa what?

01:14:11.330 --> 01:14:14.170
Oh, you don't get it.
I'll explain again.

01:14:15.250 --> 01:14:18.450
You have to swear,
by all that is holy,

01:14:18.850 --> 01:14:22.490
that you won't die before we sign
a contract with a club.

01:14:22.650 --> 01:14:26.650
After that, do whatever you want.
Die or whatever the hell.

01:14:27.330 --> 01:14:29.370
Nearly drown in sea coming to Spain.

01:14:30.330 --> 01:14:35.410
-But real healthy now. Look.
-What the hell? Sit down.

01:14:37.370 --> 01:14:39.330
Shake on it.

01:14:42.330 --> 01:14:44.130
Look at this book.

01:14:44.290 --> 01:14:46.570
It's brilliant
and it'll teach you things.

01:14:46.730 --> 01:14:49.410
Here, take it.
Do you have 15 euros?

01:14:51.010 --> 01:14:53.530
As a gift, then.
Want me to sign it?

01:15:08.730 --> 01:15:10.170
Are you Raúl?

01:15:11.490 --> 01:15:12.410
Yeah, why?

01:15:12.570 --> 01:15:15.970
Hi, you're hard to track down
so I came running here.

01:15:16.130 --> 01:15:18.810
Lucas Suance,
the journalist you replaced.

01:15:19.010 --> 01:15:20.170
But you died.

01:15:20.330 --> 01:15:23.490
No way, I'm alive.
Screwed, but alive.

01:15:24.010 --> 01:15:27.850
I want my job back. I don't want
them saying I missed a day.

01:15:28.050 --> 01:15:30.210
They sack you for any reason.

01:15:31.370 --> 01:15:33.970
-Didn't you have a heart attack?
-As if!

01:15:34.130 --> 01:15:37.490
I had a steak with spicy sauce
and got bad digestion.

01:15:38.570 --> 01:15:40.250
I was full of wind here

01:15:40.410 --> 01:15:44.250
and until I burped in A&E,
I thought it was a heart attack.

01:15:44.690 --> 01:15:47.610
You must try the steaks at Calilo

01:15:47.770 --> 01:15:49.890
served with tonnes of potatoes.

01:15:50.090 --> 01:15:52.090
And I like to clean my plate.

01:15:52.250 --> 01:15:55.810
What with the steak that won't
go down and the duodenum…

01:16:00.370 --> 01:16:01.730
The guy's a jerk.

01:16:14.810 --> 01:16:16.210
The new Ansu Fati.

01:16:17.250 --> 01:16:20.610
Sure he's only 18?
He looks older.

01:16:20.770 --> 01:16:23.570
Of course he's 18.
Would I lie to you?

01:16:23.730 --> 01:16:27.170
These lads are born with a moustache
and three legs.

01:16:28.130 --> 01:16:30.970
I saw him in the showers.
A real knee knocker.

01:16:31.450 --> 01:16:33.130
Not that I don't trust you,

01:16:33.290 --> 01:16:36.570
but we could get into trouble
with signings like this.

01:16:37.290 --> 01:16:39.410
Go ahead, Faustino.

01:16:42.050 --> 01:16:44.490
Check it out. His passport.

01:16:45.730 --> 01:16:47.810
Like I said, he just turned 18.

01:16:48.330 --> 01:16:52.130
Yes, that's what it says here,
but he looks older.

01:16:52.290 --> 01:16:55.410
It's normal.
Denzel Washington must be over 70

01:16:55.570 --> 01:16:56.690
and he looks like a kid.

01:16:56.850 --> 01:17:00.810
And Will Smith must be 50
and he looks 35.

01:17:01.450 --> 01:17:03.770
But this is the other way around.

01:17:03.970 --> 01:17:07.570
For sure,
it's what I was trying to say.

01:17:07.730 --> 01:17:10.650
He doesn't look his age.
But let's forget that.

01:17:10.810 --> 01:17:14.330
This is a unique opportunity, Frutos,
unique.

01:17:14.490 --> 01:17:19.450
In two years you can sell him
for ten times more than you've paid.

01:17:19.610 --> 01:17:21.530
I know what I'm talking about.

01:17:21.690 --> 01:17:23.490
Trust me, please.

01:17:27.370 --> 01:17:29.850
It's one thing to fake an orgasm,

01:17:30.050 --> 01:17:31.490
I've never done it,

01:17:31.650 --> 01:17:33.970
and another to fake a heart attack.

01:17:34.570 --> 01:17:35.770
What did he say?

01:17:36.250 --> 01:17:38.050
It was trapped wind.

01:17:38.210 --> 01:17:39.890
No, damn it, Pepe.

01:17:40.090 --> 01:17:41.410
Pepe?

01:17:42.090 --> 01:17:43.370
Your boss, my mate.

01:17:43.530 --> 01:17:47.530
When you go back,
give my regards to his wife.

01:17:50.890 --> 01:17:54.490
He's stuck me in the editorial office
checking press releases.

01:17:54.650 --> 01:17:56.050
Fucking crap.

01:17:56.210 --> 01:17:58.290
Why fucking crap?

01:17:58.450 --> 01:18:00.330
You know what your problem is?

01:18:00.490 --> 01:18:03.130
I'll tell you: you're honest.

01:18:03.730 --> 01:18:06.130
A journalist committed to the truth.

01:18:06.290 --> 01:18:08.650
And the truth is overrated.

01:18:08.810 --> 01:18:11.530
And it's no good for promotion.

01:18:11.690 --> 01:18:12.850
That's my problem?

01:18:13.050 --> 01:18:17.410
I'm an honest, ethical professional
with principles. Screw you.

01:18:17.570 --> 01:18:20.450
Fair enough, but that's your problem.

01:18:20.610 --> 01:18:21.490
Listen.

01:18:21.650 --> 01:18:23.570
The world doesn't work like that.

01:18:24.090 --> 01:18:26.610
I could have told the truth
this afternoon.

01:18:26.770 --> 01:18:31.250
Why didn't I? Because me and Sambo
served to benefit from it.

01:18:31.730 --> 01:18:33.250
-That's xenophobia.
-Huh?

01:18:33.410 --> 01:18:34.690
Total racism.

01:18:34.850 --> 01:18:36.490
What do you mean racism?

01:18:36.650 --> 01:18:39.010
Sambo could be a name
in the Congo.

01:18:39.170 --> 01:18:42.130
What's more,
we're not the only ones to benefit.

01:18:42.290 --> 01:18:46.050
The club's manager,
the coach and all the fans, too.

01:18:46.210 --> 01:18:48.850
They'll be happier.
We all come out winning.

01:18:49.050 --> 01:18:50.050
And why is that?

01:18:50.210 --> 01:18:54.050
For telling a tiny white lie.

01:18:55.010 --> 01:18:56.530
You must never lie.

01:18:56.690 --> 01:18:57.890
Never.

01:18:58.090 --> 01:18:59.330
It's bad.

01:18:59.970 --> 01:19:01.890
But there are cases

01:19:02.090 --> 01:19:03.290
that…

01:19:04.210 --> 01:19:05.330
are an exception.

01:19:05.490 --> 01:19:09.290
Like this one, okay?
We need to know what to tell Mummy.

01:19:10.090 --> 01:19:13.890
Firstly: we were staying
at a big hotel

01:19:14.090 --> 01:19:16.730
that was very nice.

01:19:16.890 --> 01:19:19.290
Not a word
about this horrible campsite.

01:19:19.970 --> 01:19:21.050
Okay?

01:19:21.210 --> 01:19:22.410
And secondly:

01:19:22.570 --> 01:19:26.010
we went to school every day.
Every single day.

01:19:30.890 --> 01:19:32.210
Okay?

01:19:36.610 --> 01:19:37.850
Cool.

01:19:38.050 --> 01:19:40.290
Your loan plus 10% interest.

01:19:40.890 --> 01:19:43.650
-As a way of saying thanks.
-I'm glad.

01:19:43.810 --> 01:19:45.370
I wanted to tell you

01:19:45.530 --> 01:19:47.570
that I've been mulling over things.

01:19:49.330 --> 01:19:52.370
I think that
I didn't appreciate what I had.

01:19:53.010 --> 01:19:54.130
What I'm saying

01:19:54.610 --> 01:19:56.850
is that I really miss the kids,

01:19:57.410 --> 01:19:59.490
but I especially miss you.

01:19:59.650 --> 01:20:02.330
I still haven't taken off my ring.

01:20:02.490 --> 01:20:03.810
And it's been years…

01:20:04.010 --> 01:20:05.810
Because it doesn't come off.

01:20:06.010 --> 01:20:08.770
No, it does,
but I wear it for other reasons.

01:20:08.970 --> 01:20:10.490
What I'm trying to say is

01:20:10.650 --> 01:20:13.290
that it's time for me
to come back home

01:20:13.450 --> 01:20:15.610
and give ourselves another chance.

01:20:18.010 --> 01:20:20.290
What? I surprised you, huh?

01:20:21.010 --> 01:20:22.210
Yes.

01:20:22.370 --> 01:20:23.890
You really did.

01:20:25.170 --> 01:20:28.810
Just when I think
you can't stoop any lower,

01:20:29.010 --> 01:20:30.250
you outdo yourself.

01:20:31.370 --> 01:20:34.410
You'll always be
more than welcome here.

01:20:34.570 --> 01:20:35.730
Thank you.

01:20:36.370 --> 01:20:38.730
And your children
will always be yours.

01:20:42.090 --> 01:20:45.250
If it's because of the other women,
I promise that…

01:20:45.410 --> 01:20:47.330
In the end I didn't really care

01:20:47.490 --> 01:20:49.770
that you were screwing around.

01:20:49.970 --> 01:20:52.770
You didn't care,
but you kicked up a real fuss.

01:20:54.410 --> 01:20:58.050
It hasn't crossed my mind for a second
to get back with you.

01:20:59.730 --> 01:21:00.690
Know why?

01:21:01.730 --> 01:21:04.130
Because I'm much happier without you.

01:21:06.170 --> 01:21:08.290
Sorry, I don't understand a thing.

01:21:08.450 --> 01:21:12.290
I don't understand why you lent me
all that money if…

01:21:13.530 --> 01:21:15.490
We've been through a lot.

01:21:17.050 --> 01:21:18.370
We love each other.

01:21:19.010 --> 01:21:20.410
We're friends, right?

01:21:22.610 --> 01:21:24.730
You don't leave friends in the lurch.

01:21:31.170 --> 01:21:32.650
No, actually…

01:21:32.810 --> 01:21:36.690
In the end
we'll miss eating outdoors, right?

01:21:37.730 --> 01:21:38.850
Charlie.

01:21:39.490 --> 01:21:41.730
We wanted to have a word.

01:21:42.330 --> 01:21:44.050
We feel really bad

01:21:44.650 --> 01:21:45.810
about what we did.

01:21:46.010 --> 01:21:47.250
Or what we didn't do.

01:21:47.410 --> 01:21:49.890
No, I already told you I was to blame.

01:21:50.410 --> 01:21:54.690
We thought the best way to make
it up to you is to take the blame

01:21:54.850 --> 01:21:56.890
and explain it to your wife.

01:21:57.090 --> 01:21:58.170
Well, your ex-wife.

01:21:59.370 --> 01:22:02.810
As an investigative journalist,
I tracked her down.

01:22:03.010 --> 01:22:04.490
On Facebook.

01:22:04.650 --> 01:22:05.650
You did what?

01:22:05.810 --> 01:22:09.330
We told her we were the ones
who agreed to do the school run.

01:22:09.490 --> 01:22:13.210
And it was our fault
that they didn't go to school at all.

01:22:13.810 --> 01:22:15.130
When was this?

01:22:15.290 --> 01:22:17.770
In the last few days.
See how he forgot?

01:22:17.970 --> 01:22:19.450
It was no big deal.

01:22:19.610 --> 01:22:21.050
When did you talk to her?

01:22:21.210 --> 01:22:23.610
Ten minutes ago,
we told her everything.

01:22:23.770 --> 01:22:27.770
And we also told her
you're the best dad on the campsite

01:22:27.970 --> 01:22:30.050
-from here to Lima.
-He's the only one.

01:22:30.210 --> 01:22:31.450
I'm a dad too.

01:22:31.610 --> 01:22:33.650
SARA
10 MISSED CALLS

01:22:36.330 --> 01:22:39.450
Look, poor thing,
he's really touched by the news.

01:22:39.610 --> 01:22:41.530
He didn't expect this from us.

01:22:41.690 --> 01:22:43.650
Neither did I.

01:22:46.170 --> 01:22:47.970
Hang on a sec.

01:22:50.090 --> 01:22:53.250
I renegotiated with Joaquín,

01:22:53.410 --> 01:22:56.890
so here's the deposit
and half the rent. All yours.

01:22:57.090 --> 01:23:00.170
Don't tell these guys
or they might take it badly.

01:23:00.330 --> 01:23:05.250
I also brought you my book.
I'm An Ace by A. Piñón, that's me.

01:23:05.410 --> 01:23:09.530
Read it to the kids at night
so they sleep soundly.

01:23:09.690 --> 01:23:12.050
I'll leave it here and sign it later.

01:23:12.210 --> 01:23:14.090
Bye. There we go, all sorted.

01:23:14.250 --> 01:23:15.690
Let me see.

01:23:16.210 --> 01:23:17.490
Seafood paella, huh?

01:23:17.650 --> 01:23:20.330
Will it be long?
I have to go to the news desk.

01:23:22.410 --> 01:23:24.210
-Your coffee.
-Thanks, Joaquín.

01:23:24.770 --> 01:23:26.850
A FAKE ON THE MAKE

01:23:31.970 --> 01:23:33.530
Jesus fucking Christ!

01:23:34.410 --> 01:23:36.330
Did you burn yourself?

01:23:36.490 --> 01:23:39.810
"Forged documents, illegal immigrants,
false commissions…"

01:23:48.370 --> 01:23:49.610
God.

01:24:02.130 --> 01:24:03.730
What the fuck is this?

01:24:04.410 --> 01:24:09.450
The article by a journalist
committed to the truth.

01:24:09.610 --> 01:24:10.410
Wasn't that it?

01:24:10.570 --> 01:24:12.890
I was talking to a friend,
not a journalist.

01:24:13.090 --> 01:24:16.450
That's your problem,
I was never a journalist to you.

01:24:16.610 --> 01:24:19.090
And friendship?
Where the hell is that?

01:24:19.250 --> 01:24:20.850
What would you know?

01:24:21.050 --> 01:24:25.890
You never had friends in your life,
just people you leach off.

01:24:26.530 --> 01:24:27.530
What a bastard,

01:24:28.370 --> 01:24:30.570
how ungrateful, if you're working here

01:24:30.730 --> 01:24:32.650
it's because I got you the job.

01:24:32.810 --> 01:24:35.730
I'm working
in this fucking shitty circus

01:24:36.250 --> 01:24:39.850
because you wanted an insider
to write about your players.

01:24:40.130 --> 01:24:43.450
Well there you have it:
an article about your player.

01:24:43.610 --> 01:24:46.250
How dare you do this to me?

01:24:46.410 --> 01:24:47.810
You ungrateful shit!

01:24:54.330 --> 01:24:56.770
Stop! Someone is going to get hurt.

01:24:57.810 --> 01:24:58.690
Let's go.

01:24:58.850 --> 01:25:00.410
Get off me, damn it!

01:25:01.810 --> 01:25:03.050
Okay, okay.

01:25:04.130 --> 01:25:06.330
Take it easy.
Let me tell you something.

01:25:06.490 --> 01:25:09.210
Know what you are?
A fucking bastard!

01:25:09.370 --> 01:25:12.170
-Do you have the balls?
-You what? Fucking…

01:25:12.330 --> 01:25:13.370
Cut it out.

01:25:13.530 --> 01:25:14.370
Okay.

01:25:15.490 --> 01:25:19.610
Listen, everyone: this lowlife
would sell his mother for a scoop.

01:25:25.090 --> 01:25:28.170
I meant a cool sort of circus.

01:25:30.010 --> 01:25:33.210
Like Cirque du Soleil and stuff.

01:25:38.450 --> 01:25:40.250
Mummy might be

01:25:40.410 --> 01:25:42.330
a big angry when she comes.

01:25:42.490 --> 01:25:44.250
Because of school.

01:25:44.410 --> 01:25:47.210
But she's only angry with Daddy,
not you.

01:25:47.890 --> 01:25:50.890
She'll get over it straight away,
don't worry.

01:25:52.250 --> 01:25:55.570
You want Daddy to come back home,
don't you?

01:25:55.730 --> 01:25:57.450
Then you have to help me.

01:25:57.610 --> 01:25:59.970
When Mummy arrives… Here she is.

01:26:00.130 --> 01:26:03.010
Come on, smile. Hi, Mummy!

01:26:03.170 --> 01:26:05.170
Hi, we're all so happy.

01:26:07.890 --> 01:26:10.530
How are the loves of my life?

01:26:11.130 --> 01:26:13.850
Hello, sweetie, hello.

01:26:15.650 --> 01:26:17.850
Hello, sweetheart. How are you?

01:26:19.650 --> 01:26:21.090
-Hi.
-Hi.

01:26:23.090 --> 01:26:24.330
Listen, Sara…

01:26:24.970 --> 01:26:27.130
sorry about the school run.

01:26:27.290 --> 01:26:29.730
You campsite mates were sorry, too.

01:26:29.890 --> 01:26:32.850
I prefer hotel.
Campsite sounds seedy…

01:26:33.050 --> 01:26:37.490
I think it's fine they're outdoors
and in touch with nature.

01:26:37.650 --> 01:26:39.490
I bet they had a great time.

01:26:39.650 --> 01:26:41.570
-Yeah.
-What I don't think is good

01:26:41.730 --> 01:26:43.730
is that you lie while I'm away.

01:26:43.890 --> 01:26:45.450
Well, that's all behind us.

01:26:45.610 --> 01:26:49.210
Why not all go back home together
and start from scratch?

01:26:49.370 --> 01:26:51.690
Great to finally meet you!

01:26:52.330 --> 01:26:53.450
They're so cute.

01:26:53.850 --> 01:26:55.450
Like their mum.

01:26:56.130 --> 01:26:57.810
Nico, Laia, this is Matías.

01:26:59.370 --> 01:27:00.410
Hiya.

01:27:00.570 --> 01:27:03.410
They're so cute and affectionate.

01:27:04.490 --> 01:27:05.690
-Please, Sara.
-What?

01:27:05.850 --> 01:27:07.810
Who is this? Why is he here?

01:27:08.010 --> 01:27:08.890
He came with me.

01:27:09.090 --> 01:27:10.450
What for?

01:27:10.610 --> 01:27:12.210
To try and make a start.

01:27:12.370 --> 01:27:13.450
Start what?

01:27:13.610 --> 01:27:15.570
-Living together.
-What?

01:27:15.730 --> 01:27:19.170
-Who?
-Him, me, and the kids.

01:27:19.330 --> 01:27:20.850
Know how to do magic?

01:27:23.490 --> 01:27:24.810
They seem to like him.

01:27:25.330 --> 01:27:29.410
They like Dumbo too,
but you don't bring elephants home.

01:27:29.570 --> 01:27:34.050
Listen to me, you hardly know the guy.
Try and use…

01:27:34.650 --> 01:27:39.130
We've known each other
for ages, he organises my talks…

01:27:39.610 --> 01:27:43.570
It doesn't matter, you don't need
to give me explanations.

01:27:43.730 --> 01:27:46.570
-Of course I don't...
-Hi, man.

01:27:47.730 --> 01:27:49.530
Hey, Charlie. I'm Matías.

01:27:50.610 --> 01:27:54.570
Sorry about not saying hello,
but the kids come first.

01:27:54.730 --> 01:27:57.130
Yeah, and it looks like women, too.

01:27:58.410 --> 01:27:59.290
Hey, Nico,

01:27:59.450 --> 01:28:02.170
still dragging Cornelius around.

01:28:02.650 --> 01:28:03.650
Gosh.

01:28:04.130 --> 01:28:06.650
I tried everything,
but it was no good.

01:28:06.810 --> 01:28:08.450
He needs a psychologist.

01:28:08.610 --> 01:28:12.490
Maybe after two or three sessions
the kid will start to see…

01:28:12.650 --> 01:28:15.490
So this is the famous Cornelius, Nico?

01:28:16.490 --> 01:28:20.730
But you're already a big boy
and you have a great family.

01:28:20.890 --> 01:28:23.610
Don't you think he'd be better off
with a kid

01:28:23.770 --> 01:28:25.650
who needs a friend?

01:28:25.810 --> 01:28:30.450
We can go and play ball with Laia,
what do you say?

01:28:32.050 --> 01:28:33.650
Great!

01:28:33.810 --> 01:28:35.050
That's it.

01:28:35.410 --> 01:28:37.050
Champ!

01:28:37.210 --> 01:28:38.770
What a champ.

01:28:38.970 --> 01:28:40.010
Great.

01:28:40.170 --> 01:28:42.690
We'll be in touch, Charlie.

01:28:44.610 --> 01:28:46.090
We can have a BBQ.

01:28:46.250 --> 01:28:47.570
But let us know.

01:30:00.810 --> 01:30:02.650
I thought you were off.

01:30:03.610 --> 01:30:04.850
Right.

01:30:06.170 --> 01:30:08.410
I'll stay a few more days.

01:30:09.610 --> 01:30:13.890
And now that the kids aren't here,

01:30:14.090 --> 01:30:15.730
it'll be different.

01:30:16.410 --> 01:30:18.970
I'll be able to have a few beers.

01:30:19.130 --> 01:30:21.130
Sure, smart thinking.

01:30:23.050 --> 01:30:25.250
-Weren't you leaving?
-Yeah,

01:30:25.850 --> 01:30:27.250
but I'm staying.

01:30:28.490 --> 01:30:33.130
Sports journalism is unreliable,
I prefer to keep the bungalow…

01:30:33.290 --> 01:30:35.690
-You got sacked?
-Yep.

01:30:36.530 --> 01:30:40.250
Like I said, sports journalism
is an unreliable profession.

01:30:52.530 --> 01:30:54.890
I thought you were out of here.

01:30:55.090 --> 01:30:57.130
Well you thought wrong.

01:30:57.650 --> 01:30:59.490
Are you never going to leave?

01:30:59.650 --> 01:31:01.410
No way.

01:31:02.090 --> 01:31:04.090
How long have you been here?

01:31:05.410 --> 01:31:07.410
Since I won the lottery.

01:31:10.330 --> 01:31:12.370
I didn't win that much.

01:31:12.730 --> 01:31:16.650
But I did some calculations
and I can stay until I'm 93

01:31:16.810 --> 01:31:20.410
and not have to worry
about a damn thing.

01:31:21.170 --> 01:31:24.410
What about going to Punta Cana,
Bávaro Beach?

01:31:24.570 --> 01:31:25.090
Sure.

01:31:25.250 --> 01:31:28.450
But I could only stay there
until I'm 59.

01:31:28.610 --> 01:31:32.090
Here I can chill out
for another 34 years.

01:31:32.250 --> 01:31:34.370
One way of looking at it.

01:31:35.570 --> 01:31:38.770
But you'll have to fend for yourself
at 93.

01:31:53.690 --> 01:31:55.250
Smells of rat here.

01:31:55.410 --> 01:31:57.490
It smelt wonderful up until now.

01:32:05.490 --> 01:32:06.890
Morning.

01:32:07.090 --> 01:32:08.410
Morning.

01:32:11.290 --> 01:32:12.970
Are you still pissed off?

01:32:13.130 --> 01:32:17.010
You sure bear a grudge.
And I got you a prefab and everything.

01:32:17.690 --> 01:32:19.050
I'll introduce you.

01:32:19.210 --> 01:32:21.890
Paco is a footballer
and just got divorced.

01:32:22.090 --> 01:32:24.250
-Hi, Paco.
-Hi, Paco.

01:32:24.810 --> 01:32:26.450
Don't worry, Paco,

01:32:26.610 --> 01:32:28.170
I left my wife as well.

01:32:28.330 --> 01:32:31.130
She didn't leave me, she threw me out.

01:32:33.490 --> 01:32:35.090
Why did she do that?

01:32:35.570 --> 01:32:38.210
Sorry, I'm a journalist,
I can't help it.

01:32:38.370 --> 01:32:41.850
Give it a good shake,
we'll have breakfast on the beach.

01:32:42.370 --> 01:32:44.450
Jesus, cheer up, Paco.

01:32:45.410 --> 01:32:49.210
It's brilliant here, Paco.
Friends all around you.

01:32:50.050 --> 01:32:51.890
I'm fine, I didn't sleep well.

01:32:52.090 --> 01:32:54.810
Same here, there was a damn cat
meowing all night.

01:32:55.010 --> 01:32:57.010
It was Paco whinging.

01:32:57.170 --> 01:32:59.330
How can you guys pee so much?

01:32:59.490 --> 01:33:02.570
I only pee now,
that way I save 23 minutes a day.

01:33:03.090 --> 01:33:08.130
My bladder can hold 3.5 litres.
It's scientifically proven.

01:33:08.290 --> 01:33:10.810
Damn, that would make a great article.

01:33:11.010 --> 01:33:13.090
You shit in the bungalow, right?

01:33:13.250 --> 01:33:14.250
You're kidding?

01:33:14.410 --> 01:33:16.730
What a dirty pig.
And he just got here.

01:33:26.650 --> 01:33:28.970
It's all about being romantic.

01:33:39.410 --> 01:33:41.890
We went to the bar and while Daddy

01:33:42.090 --> 01:33:45.010
was drinking beer
with the other gentlemen,

01:33:45.170 --> 01:33:48.850
they let us watch TV
and gave us sandwiches.

01:33:49.050 --> 01:33:50.810
The sandwiches were disgusting.

01:33:51.010 --> 01:33:52.450
Well I liked them.

01:33:52.610 --> 01:33:54.570
Spicy sausage and peppers.

01:33:55.730 --> 01:33:59.210
There were films
with lots of blood on the TV.

01:33:59.370 --> 01:34:00.530
Yeah, I saw it too.

01:34:00.690 --> 01:34:02.450
I really liked it.

01:34:03.410 --> 01:34:05.050
But you fell asleep.

01:34:05.210 --> 01:34:06.530
No, no I didn't.

01:34:06.690 --> 01:34:07.770
He did fall asleep.

01:34:07.970 --> 01:34:09.610
I was pretending to sleep.

01:34:09.770 --> 01:34:10.850
You did sleep.

01:34:11.050 --> 01:34:12.650
No I didn't.

01:34:12.810 --> 01:34:14.570
There was a man

01:34:14.730 --> 01:34:19.570
who kept saying swear words
and then he'd say sorry to us,

01:34:19.730 --> 01:34:21.090
and that made us laugh.

01:34:21.250 --> 01:34:26.010
He was bald and acted like he was
always angry, but he was quite funny.

01:34:26.170 --> 01:34:28.450
I thought he was really funny.

01:34:28.850 --> 01:34:31.290
And Daddy let us go

01:34:31.450 --> 01:34:34.090
to another man's house

01:34:35.210 --> 01:34:39.210
and we turned on the TV
while Daddy and that man

01:34:39.370 --> 01:34:40.610
were talking.

01:34:40.770 --> 01:34:45.850
And then when Daddy left,
the man sat down to watch

01:34:46.050 --> 01:34:49.410
the TV with us
and he gave us snacks.

01:34:49.570 --> 01:34:51.570
We didn't go to school either.

01:34:51.730 --> 01:34:53.370
Because we did this.

01:34:53.530 --> 01:34:55.970
It's a secret that we won't tell.

01:34:56.130 --> 01:34:59.130
Daddy left us with one of the men

01:34:59.290 --> 01:35:01.890
and when he got out of the shower

01:35:02.090 --> 01:35:06.050
he dropped his towel and got
a fright. And we saw his willy.

01:35:06.210 --> 01:35:08.170
It was actually quite small.

01:35:08.330 --> 01:35:10.650
Then he sat down to watch TV with us,

01:35:10.810 --> 01:35:12.810
but he'd covered up his willy.

01:35:13.010 --> 01:35:17.330
When we gave them the thumbs up,
they didn't take us to school.

01:35:17.490 --> 01:35:21.610
We had to do that all the time
so they wouldn't take us to school.

01:35:21.770 --> 01:35:25.530
The park at the campsite was cool.

01:35:25.690 --> 01:35:28.570
I loved going down the slide

01:35:28.730 --> 01:35:31.250
and playing on the swings as well.

01:35:31.410 --> 01:35:33.090
There were lots of mosquitos,

01:35:33.250 --> 01:35:35.130
but they always bit Daddy.

01:35:35.290 --> 01:35:37.250
I liked everything.

01:35:37.410 --> 01:35:39.370
We went to the beach too.

01:35:39.530 --> 01:35:41.850
We played in the sand

01:35:42.050 --> 01:35:47.530
while Daddy and the three men
were sitting in deckchairs

01:35:47.690 --> 01:35:49.290
drinking beer.

01:35:49.450 --> 01:35:53.330
In the meantime,
we played at making sand castles.

01:35:53.490 --> 01:35:55.170
And beach paddle ball.

01:35:55.330 --> 01:35:58.850
They took us to see a football match,
but it was boring.

01:35:59.050 --> 01:36:00.450
Well I liked it.

01:36:00.610 --> 01:36:02.370
And Daddy was making paella.

01:36:02.530 --> 01:36:04.850
The three men came along

01:36:05.050 --> 01:36:07.730
to talk about something
and Daddy got sad.

01:36:07.890 --> 01:36:10.650
I accidentally hit him in the face
with the ball.

01:36:10.810 --> 01:36:12.810
The paella smelt great.

01:36:13.010 --> 01:36:14.610
It didn't taste nice, though.

01:36:14.770 --> 01:36:16.730
I liked the paella.

01:36:17.530 --> 01:36:19.970
Mummy became friends with Matías,

01:36:20.130 --> 01:36:22.610
who lives with us
and is really nice,

01:36:22.770 --> 01:36:27.250
but Daddy doesn't think it's right.

01:36:27.410 --> 01:36:29.410
I really like Matías.

01:36:29.570 --> 01:36:32.010
I gave Cornelius to Daddy.

01:36:32.170 --> 01:36:34.410
Since he's all alone…

01:36:35.770 --> 01:36:37.730
so as to keep him company.

01:36:37.890 --> 01:36:40.730
I miss the men from the campsite.

01:36:40.890 --> 01:36:42.890
I'd like to see them some day.

01:36:43.090 --> 01:36:44.690
They're very funny.

01:36:44.850 --> 01:36:46.770
What are you doing with the chair?

01:36:46.970 --> 01:36:48.290
Moving it.