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Swimming Pool
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Santi (Ferrán Vilajosana) and Jota (Álex Villazán) are two guys living in the outskirts of Madrid. Like many others, they have decided not to study or work and they spend their precious time drinking beer cans in the park and talking about the hottest girls in the neighborhood. But Jota seems a little bit worried about something.
Citation
Main credits
Ruano, Carlos (film director)
Ruano, Carlos (screenwriter)
Ruano, Carlos (film producer)
Vilajosana, Ferrán (actor)
Villazán, Álex (actor)
Payno del Rio, Cayetana (actor)
Other credits
Cinematography, Enrique Silguero; editing, Borja Muñoz Gallego; music, Manuel Morales.
Distributor subjects
Short Films; Gender + Sexuality StudiesKeywords
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Fuck, it’s hot.
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I’m melting. Let´s go to the pool.
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I´m broke.
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Fuck…
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Between this heat
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and your boring ass, I’m gonna fall asleep.
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I broke up with Laura.
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Laura? Which Laura?
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Which fucking Laura do you think I am talking about?
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The one with the big tits?
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Watch it, asshole! She’s my girlfriend.
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Well, more like your ex now, right?
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You broke up with her.
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Yeah, ok.
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That girl is the shit… Damn.
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Fuck man, I don´t get it…
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Why did you break up with the hottest girl on Earth?
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You’ re a pain in the ass…
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Not cool, man.
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Half of the neighbourhood gets a boner everytime she walks by.
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You were our fucking hero, Jota!
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Fine! I´m the only one who doesn´t get a boner anymore, ok?
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Shut your trap!
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What a stud...
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You got it on with another girl, didn´t you?
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You are such a pain in the ass.
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She must have huge titties,
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cause Laura… Never seen anything like her.
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Do you want me to hit you?
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Or maybe you nailed a fugly girl .
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and that´s why you´ve been so emo all week.
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Do you wanna shut up?
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Can´t you see I´m having a shitty time?
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So why did you hook up with a troll then?
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I haven´t hooked up with anyone!
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Ah, I see…So you like some other girl,
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but you haven´t boned her yet.
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Am I right? Where are you going? Tell me who she is!
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Jota!
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Is it Tamara?
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No.
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Fuck, I would eat her tuna taco any day of the week.
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Merche?
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No, not Merche.
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I know… Asun!
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Good god, what a booty.
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I would toss that salad like a fucking chef…
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No, not Asun.. Ok?
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Slut…
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What?
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It´s Carmen, right?
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Carmen? Which Carmen?
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Dude! Carmen…
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Carmen, man?
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She’s 40 and has more hair on her face than I do on my nuts!
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Ok, ok… Shit, we´ve been over the whole
neighbourhood, I was just making sure.
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I hate this fucking heat… I´m going home, my playstation awaits.
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Hold up….
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Didn´t you wanna go to the pool?
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Well?
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What do you think?
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This is your plan?
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Did you forget to pay your brain bill?
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I´ve heard these scientology people
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have a pool on the rooftop.
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Wouldn´t it be cool to use it?
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Right, dude.
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We become scientologists so we can take a dip.
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You got it!
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Are you high? No!
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Look,
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we go there, we play along…
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Yes, aliens do exist.
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No, of course Tom Cruise is not gay…
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And we get a free pass to the pool!
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Do you want it or not?
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No.
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Hi…
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We…
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We are here to join the cult.
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What my buddy means is that we’d like some information.
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Well, if you are interested,
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you can take a free personality test.
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Who would like to start?
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My mom always says that I don’t have much of a personality, so…
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my buddy here will start.
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This way…
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… With this machine we can tell what is blocking your potential.
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I will ask you a series of questions
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and we´ll find out what´s getting in the way of your progress in life.
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Cool!
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Like a lie detector?
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Like the ones cops use?
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Put your hands on the sensors
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while I ask you some questions.
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If the needle jumps,
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we´ll know what´s bothering you,
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even if you don´t realize it.
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What´s your name?
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Jota.
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Off to a good start…
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What?
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His full name is Jorge David Serrano since forever and the needle did not move.
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How is your relationship with your family?
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Good.
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How´s school?
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Alright.
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Are you seeing someone?
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Awesome!
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Let´s see if he answers you, he won´t tell me a thing…
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Can you shut up, asshole?
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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No.
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But… Is there anyone you like?
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Any special friends?
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Ask him if he likes Fat Jessica…
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I can’t think of anyone else.
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Ask him… ask him for real.
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Do you like fat Jessica?
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The thing is it seems something is bugging you about your love life.
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What?
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No, seriously…
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The machine never lies.
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Well, maybe…
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You don´t have a girl in mind…
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maybe...
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it´s a guy.
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Come on, lady…
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That machine is broken for sure.
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My friend here is as much of a faggot as I am an astronaut…
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Right, Jota?
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Jota?
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No fucking way…
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Is that why you have been so down?
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Fuck…
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You don´t wanna get in my pants, do you?
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Yeah, right on. I´m crazy for you.
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I love the way you snore.
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And how you pick your nose and wipe the snot on your pants,
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that makes me so hard.
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And your nasty feet and…
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Ok, ok. You made your point.
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What do you want me to think?
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I just found out you like getting your browneye poked.
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DIckhead.
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Jota…
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Jota, wait…
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So… Who do you like then?
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Because you like someone, right…
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Come on… “The machine never lies”
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Ah, ok. It’s Frank, right?
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No, not him.
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Javi…
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Nope.
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Edu, it´s Edu for sure…
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I´ve seen him in the locker room, he´s packing some heat…
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He should be a cop.
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Come on man… Spit it out.
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Come on, for real…
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You like Juanlu!
Distributor: Pragda Films
Length: 10 minutes
Date: 2017
Genre: Narrative
Language: Spanish / English subtitles
Grade: High School, College, Adults
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Closed Captioning: Available
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