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導演:山本政志
Director:Masashi Yamamoto

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《布袋澳跳掣》
What's Up Connection

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我叫遲九線
My name is Gaushin Chi...

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在香港出世
I was born and raised

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在香港長大
in Hong Kong.

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正宗香港仔
A pure HongKongese.

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我天生懂得享受生活
I've got a genius for the good life.

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我最會賺錢
for the good life.

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我更有自己的房子
...my own house 'n all.

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在這裡
Around here

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你建房子，地就是你的
the land is yours once you build on it.

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就這樣，我外公一直住在這��
My grandpa just moved in, & settled down...

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我的家人都有自己的房子
...now everyone in my family's got their own place.

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新的人搬進來
New people keep comin'.. now it's like a little village.

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就成了一條村
now it's like a little village.

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大哥，你睡醒了？
You not up YET?!

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為何不再睡？
Just sleep!

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對身體更好！
It's good for health!

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老爸！
Dad!

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不是吧，未吃飯，撐船也無力
To boost energy, we need foods!

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快點吃，要不然錯過飛機
Hurry up or you'll miss your plane!

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媽，你在峇里可以玩水上降落傘
Mom, you can go para-sailing in Bali...

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什麼？什麼水上？
Para... what?

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即是......背著降落傘在快艇後飛起
strap on a parachute 'n fly 'round 'hinda racing boat

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喂喂喂，泰國都有！
'got em in Thailand too y'know

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好東西！我怕呢
That's kid's stuff.

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峇里島跟香港很近
Bali and Hong Kong are close to each other.

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喂，你不要去日本呀
I forbid you to go to Japan!!!

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你真囉嗦
Stop nagging me!

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去完日本，喜歡吃蘿蔔
'em bastards'll feed ya

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連屁也放不出
radish till ya can't fart straight

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昨晚我做夢
Dreams...

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你們的飛機都跌落海
planes crashing...

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殘骸漂浮，死在海裡
floating wreckage...death at sea...

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大吉利是！
Don't talk like that, 'ts bad luck.

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吃飯啦，妹頭！
Shut up!

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廣東話
Cantonese

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早上不要吵架
Now now, let's not quarrel

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老爸，你又來了！
Let go of her hand, old man!

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衰佬！
LECH! PERVERT!

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我們只是玩玩而已
I guess we're pretty lucky...

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誰知就中獎了
...messin 'round in some quiz

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這就有日本福岡團了
I won a trip for two

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當然是兩張機票
to Japan

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跟優蘭去
Of course I will go with Yauran.

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老爸就中獎去泰國
'old man got a trip to Thailand.

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老媽就中獎去峇里島
Mom got one to Bali...

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我家有神仙保佑
I guess god's just on our side.

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趕快啦！
Hurry up!!

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趕什麼？來了來了！
I'm coming

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生性點，不要弄髒床鋪呀
Don't stain the sheet now!

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你這小鬼，丟你下海！
Shut up, puppy!

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去旅行而已，哪用這麼興奮
Can you believe it...gettin' so worked up 'n all...

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喂，再來一次吧
..ya wanna?.

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我們很愛對方
we're deeply in love...

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證據？我們每天早上做八次愛
jumpin' some wild bones..

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還未算下午
..8 times even before breakfast..

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我們的愛很深
Our love is strong!!

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原宿原來跟青山很近
Very close to Harajuku and Aoyama

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涉谷也不遠
...Harajuku...trendy shops

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還有六本木，很近
Aoyama...Shibuya...boutiques

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我也想四處去
No time t'go t'those places...

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但行程都定好了
we gotta schedule to keep

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但最後一天有自由時間嘛
But we've got the last day of...

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可以到時去
& I want to go shopping..

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松田聖子在那邊有店
Seiko Matsuda's shop is over there.

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去逛街吧
Let's go shopping.

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自由時間你要陪我去迪士尼樂園
We're spending the last day in Tokyo Disneyland.

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不
No

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一起去吧
C'mon...together, to Disneyland

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我要去原宿
I'm going to HARAJUKU!!

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原宿有什麼好的？
What?!

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原宿也比不上這裡
you gotta be kidding?!

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總之我不去
I am NOT

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一起去嘛
C'mon... let's go together!

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分開活動吧
You can go by yourself...

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你喜歡迪士尼樂園
...You're a big boy...

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但我要去原宿
I'm going to Harajuku.

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我決定了要去迪士尼
Look.. I've made up my mind.

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你不去的話，我就對付你
Come with me or I'll sic Sylvester on you...

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你自己去個夠！
You do as you like.

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怎麼了？
What is with you??!

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我不去
Forget it. I'm not going.

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你發什麼脾氣？
C'mon, chill out......

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明天都出發了
we're s'pposed to be leaving tomorrow.

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喂，怎麼了？
Hey, where're you going!!

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我告訴你，我不去日本
I'm not gonna go see some dumb

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這些老土旅行團你自己去吧
haunted house for RATS & DUCKS!!

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喂！
HEY!!

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喂！
HEY!!

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恭喜！
Congratulations!

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你受聘了
You got the job!

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(日本大阪)
你受聘了
(OSAKA JAPAN )
You got the job!

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你覺得我能處理？
You think I can handle it?

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你沒有問題
You'll do jus' fine...

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以我的英文和廣東話？
With MY English & Cantonese??

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好了，你要出發了......
Anyway, you better get moving...

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要去機場
gotta be at the airport..

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客人一小時後從香港抵達
customer in from Hong Kong in 1 hour

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行程......在這裡
... 'sall right here.. schedule...

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今天？
Today?

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沒時間了......
No time to waste..

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姓名，照片......
name, photo...

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膳食，酒店
...food, hotel...

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如上這樣所寫
all just like it says here..

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記得要拿收據
... 'n be sure 'n get receipts..

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現在？！
Right now?!

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車匙在這，就在外面
here's a car keys... 'ts just outside...

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放鬆，沒問題的
...relax... you're gonna be fine..

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語言不是問題
...don' worry bout language

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思想才重要呢
'ts the thought that counts..

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好了，我們萬事俱備了，寶貝？
OK... we get everything honey...?

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我指，總裁先生
..I mean Mr. C.E.O. ...

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是的，主席先生
Yes Mrs. President?

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「歡迎遲九線先生」
"Welcome Mr. Guashin Chi"

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你自己一個人來？
Hey you, only there be one you?

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對呀
Uh-huh

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第一次來日本？
You be Japan coming once time?

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對呀
Uh-huh

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今次是我第一次做這
I be job in beginning this new

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你講什麼？
Say what?

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嗯......你聽不懂
Uhh,... You don't follow?

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你是我做事，第一次
You be #1 first my job

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第一次做事
Ahh...

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啊，你說第一次做我的導遊
this is your first job..

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是嗎？
looks it...

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對，對
Yes, Yes

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只有我一人？
And I'm the only one?

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對，對
Indeed yes

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今次是第一次
you be #1 my job.

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我肚餓
Listen, I'm starved.

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什麼？
Wha...?

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我肚餓！
Hungry

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你剛剛說什麼？
What doest tnouest speak?

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我說，很肚餓
I said I'm hungry!

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請餵我
PLEASE FEED ME

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啊，他會講日文
My God! It speaks Japanese!!!

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好美味......這是烏冬
M-m-m delicious. This... Udon...

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烏冬
...Udon...

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請你給我開收據
make me a receipt, will ya?...

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收據？這裡？我......
Receipt!?!!...Here??... Well I..

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烏冬......280?......
Alright, ...Udon ...280 yen...

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多謝光臨，下次再來
Thank you very much, come again..

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晚餐......立食烏冬
Let's see... evening meal, stand 'n slurp udon

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在市中心散步
A light stroll through downtown

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甜品是章魚燒
roast octopus for dessert

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今天就這麼多
Look's like that's it for today

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今天玩完
Today finishes

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酒店我帶你去
Hotel will show you too

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好，的
THANK YOU

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喂，安靜點！
HEY, SHUT UP!

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啊！對不起，走錯房間
Uh... huh?.. sorry, wrong compartment...

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仆街，一定是優蘭在香港詛咒我
The curse of Yauran

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明天，東京！興奮嗎？
Tomorrow Tokyo! Excited!?

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明天，東京，去
Tomorrow Tokyo will come.

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我以前沒去過東京
In past my never have do Tokyo.

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你也是第一次？
First time for you too, huh..?

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那就好玩了
That's interesting!

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我的行李呢
Where's my stuff??!

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明明在這裡
I put my bags here!

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我的行李全丟了！
Somebody nabbed my bags!!!

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什麼事？
What's matter?

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欸，你的東西在哪裡？
Hey, where's your things?!!!

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我的錢、護照、機票
My money, passport, ticket...

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全部都在行李內！
THEY'RE ALL IN MY BAGS!!!!!

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才剛開始就這樣，我的工資都沒了！
I don't think'a something quick & my pay's history!!

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已經報警了，我可以辭職了
This gets t'the police 'n I'on kiss this job g'bye...

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國際醜聞，大污點
Internat'l scandal, BIG stink..

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旅遊牌照吊銷
Agency's liscence suspended

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我不報告的話要坐牢11年
'n I'd get 11 years f'not reportin' it'.

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我要想些景點，媽......
I gotta tell'im somethin, mom...

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什麼？我沒事做
What, I got nothin

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就幫你處理麻煩？
t'do but fix your problems?

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京都？不如去八?？
Kyoto?... Hows'bout Yasaka's?

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不是八?地盤，是八?神社......
Not Yasaka construction, Yasaka temple..

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那裡有個神婆......
there's a mystic..

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所以，牛和老虎......
... and so, between bull & tiger...

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什麼意思？牛和老虎？
What? Bull & tiger?

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換句話說，Kimon，鬼門
In other words Kimon, the devil's back gate..

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Kimono?
Kimono?

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不，不是和服，是Kimon
No, not kimono, KIMON...

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向東15度，向北15度
15 degrees due east, by 15 due north

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就是邪靈的所在
... is where evil spirits dwell...

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是什麼方向？
Which direction was that again?

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剛剛便說，向東15度...
15 due north...

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我們去哪裡？
Where are we going?!

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我同情你住在棺材酒店
I have same feeling heart

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不用你住
of renounced capsule hotel...

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我心腸好
..new ...give feeling

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帶你去住大屋
of affection house, kind stay...

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媽，你今晚可以收留他嗎？
Hey ma, ..could'ya put this guy up f'the night?

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很突然呢
's kinda sudden innit?!

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他要逃避警察
I gotta keep 'im away from the cops

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棺材酒店又髒
& them capsules're nasty...

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你可以入去了
You may enter

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明天再來
Thanks mom

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明天我來接他
I'll pick 'im up in the morning.

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哈囉！
Hi!

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很帥呢，是我的類型！
What a doll... just my type!!

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我帶你去房間......來，這邊
We'll jus' hav'ta make do..come on,

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請
follow me...

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當是自己家
Jus' make y'self at home y'know

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「你要什麼我都有」
"WHAT YOU WANT, BABY I GOT IT"

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不用擔心那八?神婆
'n don'worry, that Yasaka mystic

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她可以找到任何東西......
she c'n find anything, y'know..

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有次我弄丟了單車
I los' a bicycle once

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她替我找回來
'n she foun' it...

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啊，晚安了
Well, g'night then

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進來吧
C'mon in baby

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錢也太少吧......
Chump change..

00:19:33.964 --> 00:19:35.507
15,000?
¥15,000

00:20:19.468 --> 00:20:23.430
就這些而已，媽
'sall I could get, mom

00:20:24.056 --> 00:20:25.599
這是個扭曲的世界，我告訴你
'tsa twisted world, I tell ya

00:20:25.599 --> 00:20:28.602
他們說，不喜歡就走，立刻
They sez "...you don' like it, you'cn jus walk, right now.."

00:20:28.894 --> 00:20:30.479
你想想，佔這種人的便宜......
'magine, talkin a'vantage 'a som'body like that...

00:20:30.771 --> 00:20:31.605
你怎應付？
How'd you make out?

00:20:31.772 --> 00:20:33.148
少得可憐的5,000?
A measly ¥5,000

00:20:33.398 --> 00:20:37.486
「噢，有個蠢材丟失了行李！」
"Oh No!" 'Some dumo lost 'is bag!!"

00:20:37.778 --> 00:20:40.447
這種事時有發生
"..these things do happen y'know"

00:21:33.250 --> 00:21:37.713
摩斯拉......摩斯拉......
...MOTHRA...MOTHRA..

00:22:10.329 --> 00:22:11.955
牛與虎，牛與虎......
Bull & tiger, Bull & tiger...

00:22:11.955 --> 00:22:15.208
我餓扁了，吃飯吧
I'm beat... let's eat something

00:22:16.084 --> 00:22:17.794
這不是辦法
Let's jus' go..

00:22:17.836 --> 00:22:18.628
報警啦
report it..

00:22:18.628 --> 00:22:19.796
可以跟他們說
I'll tell 'em it wasn't your

00:22:19.796 --> 00:22:20.922
跟你無關
fault or anything...

00:22:20.922 --> 00:22:24.593
日本警察沒這麼容易相信人
Japan police have not quite sweet to be fool easy

00:22:24.926 --> 00:22:25.969
這樣不行
But I'm never gonna

00:22:25.969 --> 00:22:27.054
我不用回香港了
get back to Hong Kong like this

00:22:27.054 --> 00:22:28.847
搞出個大頭佛
We open up a can of worms.

00:22:28.847 --> 00:22:30.849
生氣無用
Be angered is no clear

00:22:30.891 --> 00:22:32.559
我很餓
..in such hungered times...

00:22:32.809 --> 00:22:35.520
沒法子想出辦法
..ideas are not bounce forth...

00:22:35.520 --> 00:22:37.856
串炸，好呢，天狗家
Kushikatsu, good 'ol "Tenguya"!

00:22:57.751 --> 00:22:59.753
不見磯在附近，你有看到嗎？
Ain't see "Iso" 'round, 'ave ya'?

00:22:59.753 --> 00:23:00.462
沒有
Nope

00:23:00.712 --> 00:23:01.296
好的
Okay...

00:23:01.380 --> 00:23:03.382
剛好我心情好，要不然他好受
'n jus' when I'z in the mood t'treat 'im 'n all..

00:23:14.476 --> 00:23:16.061
你為何穿著我的衣服？
WHATTA YA DOIN WEARIN MY SHIRT!!

00:23:16.395 --> 00:23:18.397
我的錢呢？機票呢？
Where's my money!? Ticket!?

00:23:18.730 --> 00:23:20.315
還有我在黃大仙求的符
Lucky charm!?

00:23:20.649 --> 00:23:21.650
欸，姐，什麼事？
Hey, sister, wha's 'is problem?

00:23:21.650 --> 00:23:23.276
他想要回他的東西
He wants 'is stuff back

00:23:23.276 --> 00:23:24.736
在哪裡？
where is it!? WELL!!?

00:23:24.986 --> 00:23:26.780
我不知道你在說什麼！
I dunno what you're talkin 'bout!

00:23:26.780 --> 00:23:29.199
這也太小了吧！
'ts a bit small, innit???

00:23:29.199 --> 00:23:32.285
我的好兒子給我的
I got these from my loving son...

00:23:33.078 --> 00:23:34.162
八婆，你還不認
Don't mess with me lady!!

00:23:34.162 --> 00:23:35.414
信不信我打你？
C'MON!!

00:23:35.539 --> 00:23:39.876
快點交回來！
HAND IT OVER!!!

00:23:40.085 --> 00:23:42.462
喂，不要這麼大聲
Hey! Hey!! Not so loud...

00:23:48.635 --> 00:23:51.054
嗱，差不多了
Well, that jus' bout settles it

00:23:51.388 --> 00:23:53.140
還未
Not quite

00:23:53.390 --> 00:23:55.809
什麼，你想報警嗎？
What? You gonna go t'the cops 'a somethin?

00:23:56.184 --> 00:23:57.394
我的錢和機票呢？
What about my plane ticket, money?

00:23:57.769 --> 00:23:59.229
機票和錢在哪？
Where's the ticket, & money?

00:23:59.229 --> 00:24:00.188
早就不見了
Tha's long gone...

00:24:00.439 --> 00:24:01.857
機票用來買酒了
ticket alone went for drinks...

00:24:02.065 --> 00:24:03.191
什麼！
What!?

00:24:03.650 --> 00:24:05.610
我有十萬?的！
There was ¥100,000 in there!

00:24:05.861 --> 00:24:07.696
有二十萬?現金
There was ¥200,000 in cash...

00:24:07.946 --> 00:24:09.448
連機票三十萬?
Including ticket, ¥300,000!!

00:24:09.448 --> 00:24:11.074
聽到嗎？三十萬！
You hear me?? ¥300,000!!

00:24:11.074 --> 00:24:12.367
真多錢
Wow, so rich!

00:24:12.909 --> 00:24:12.951
-你是日本人，公道點！
-You're Japanese, be reasonable!

00:24:12.951 --> 00:24:16.329
-求求你，把機票和錢還給我
-你是日本人，公道點！
-C'mon, cough it up!
-You're Japanese, be reasonable!

00:24:16.329 --> 00:24:19.291
-求求你，錢還給我
-你是日本人，公道點！
-C'mon, cough it up!
-You're Japanese, be reasonable!

00:24:19.541 --> 00:24:20.876
我要回香港的
I have to go home!

00:24:20.876 --> 00:24:24.296
聽清楚，全沒了
Read my lips: it's all gone...

00:24:24.713 --> 00:24:28.592
有句說話今朝有酒，今朝醉
'sides, future's what counts..

00:24:28.592 --> 00:24:30.594
明天會更好
The future is bright!

00:24:30.969 --> 00:24:32.095
她說什麼？
What's she saying?

00:24:32.721 --> 00:24:34.389
停止吧，阿姐！
What the...

00:24:34.389 --> 00:24:39.519
你聾了嗎？錢沒了就沒了
What'a you DEAF 'a som'thin'? What's gone is gone...

00:24:40.353 --> 00:24:44.524
但我們可以賺錢......
But we might be able t'make some new money...

00:24:44.900 --> 00:24:46.151
那即是？
Huh?

00:24:46.735 --> 00:24:50.655
夠了，我十點前回來
This's gone far enough... be back in 10..

00:24:50.655 --> 00:24:51.656
兩位自便
See you.

00:24:51.656 --> 00:24:53.658
你去哪裡？
Where're you going??

00:24:55.535 --> 00:24:59.289
蠢材，我沒空管過去
Fools, I got no time for the past..

00:26:40.599 --> 00:26:44.185
你知道嗎，問題往往因為誤會而生
Y'know problems allays begin with these lil'misunderstan'ings

00:26:44.936 --> 00:26:46.938
茜，你肯定你可以講？
Akane, you sure can talk...

00:26:47.188 --> 00:26:48.523
其實我也不用慌張
I guess there's no real reason to rush it,

00:26:48.523 --> 00:26:52.736
匯率高，賺點錢回香港更好
¥'s strong 'n all... I could stick around
earn a little bread before I go home..

00:26:52.986 --> 00:26:54.904
對啦，你回去才慢慢玩吧
Sure...play a little, work a little, then go..

00:26:54.904 --> 00:26:57.240
爸媽知道一定很開心
It'd make mom & dad happy..

00:26:57.574 --> 00:26:59.242
孝順仔！
There you go!! Filial piety!!

00:26:59.534 --> 00:27:01.369
喂，你們在講什麼？
What are you two all up 'bout?

00:27:01.661 --> 00:27:02.662
九線想過
Kyu here's rethinkin' things, ...

00:27:02.787 --> 00:27:04.914
是自己反應太大
... Says maybe he over-reacted...

00:27:05.373 --> 00:27:08.043
啊啊，你不用再想想？
A-h-h, ... Don' give't a secon' thought...

00:27:08.168 --> 00:27:10.545
誰問你意見，老頭？
Who asked YOU, ya ol'bag

00:27:10.754 --> 00:27:14.507
趁機賺點錢
Take this chance to make some money, ...

00:27:14.883 --> 00:27:16.885
對呢，我們可以幫忙
Tha's right, an' we 'cn help

00:27:17.260 --> 00:27:19.262
我們「真」需要你
Like we really need YOUR help..

00:27:19.679 --> 00:27:23.016
你找工作前去東京玩玩吧
First we've got to get you to Tokyo.

00:27:23.058 --> 00:27:26.603
-我們可以捐錢給你
-你看所有人都付出
-We can give you money
-Look at ev'body pitchin in

00:27:26.603 --> 00:27:26.728
-我們可以捐錢給你
-We can give you money

00:27:26.811 --> 00:27:28.313
你不慚愧嗎？
..d'you know no shame?!

00:27:28.396 --> 00:27:29.648
東京......
Tokyo...

00:27:29.898 --> 00:27:33.485
我從來未離開過大阪
an'I ne'er even been outta Osaka...

00:27:33.818 --> 00:27:35.654
你說真的？
Are you for real?!!

00:27:36.279 --> 00:27:39.866
抱歉，大家請聽聽
Excuse me, can I have your attention!

00:27:42.410 --> 00:27:48.458
這個紅色衫的男生
This boy here, in the red T-shirt

00:27:48.875 --> 00:27:51.378
剛從香港來到
...he just got in from Hong Kong...

00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:53.672
「空講」？什麼是「空講」？
Hon kon??... Wha'ssa honkon??

00:27:53.797 --> 00:27:55.840
是一家京都的彈珠機舖
'sa pachinko casino in Kyoto

00:27:55.840 --> 00:27:56.675
笨蛋
stupid...

00:28:01.221 --> 00:28:03.223
他的機票和錢
.. 'n he got alla his plane fare, & money

00:28:03.223 --> 00:28:05.975
全被人偷光
stolen by some low-life..

00:28:06.226 --> 00:28:08.436
從京都來為何要搭飛機？
How come's he gotta take a plane ta' Kyoto???

00:28:09.062 --> 00:28:13.024
因為是太空紀元！
'cause its the SPACE AGE!!

00:28:13.316 --> 00:28:15.902
如果我要花光錢在你身上怎辦？
Wha' d'I hafta 'splain ev'thin t'yiu 'a somethin?!

00:28:16.152 --> 00:28:20.573
真的，他不能回家，清盤了
Really, he can't get hone or nothin', dead broke...

00:28:20.824 --> 00:28:25.829
大家來吧，零錢也可，少少無拘
C'mon everybody! Pocket change, anything would help...

00:28:26.121 --> 00:28:27.455
我還是不懂......
I still don' get it...

00:28:27.455 --> 00:28:28.665
為何彈珠機來的小伙子
so why's some kid from a pachinko parlor...

00:28:29.124 --> 00:28:31.418
聽著，蠢材
Listen numbnuts.. you lis'enin?!

00:28:31.418 --> 00:28:33.670
捐錢啦，立刻
dish out the big bucks... now...

00:28:34.003 --> 00:28:35.714
到時，我們去京都
'cause then, when we hit Kyoto

00:28:35.714 --> 00:28:38.174
就皇帝般享受了，對吧？！
we'll be treated like kings, right?!?

00:28:38.591 --> 00:28:40.885
謝謝，非常感謝
Thank you, really 'preciate it

00:28:41.344 --> 00:28:42.512
謝謝
...Thank you very much..

00:28:43.179 --> 00:28:44.764
謝謝
Thank you

00:28:45.515 --> 00:28:48.518
謝謝，非常感謝
Thank you...thank you very much...

00:28:48.518 --> 00:28:49.602
謝謝
Thank you

00:28:49.602 --> 00:28:50.729
感謝
Thank you very much...

00:28:55.150 --> 00:28:56.401
謝謝
Thank you..

00:28:56.943 --> 00:28:58.319
所有散紙都有
...even donating their trash...

00:29:13.960 --> 00:29:15.587
你在做什麼？
Whaddaya think yer doin?!!

00:29:17.213 --> 00:29:18.423
搞事嗎？
Making waves?

00:29:18.423 --> 00:29:22.510
就這麼進來拍攝......
Jus' comin' in, shooting like this...

00:29:26.097 --> 00:29:28.099
為我們唱一曲？
Sing one for us?

00:29:31.853 --> 00:29:34.022
我浪費了才華在你身上
I'd be wasting my talents on you...

00:29:34.314 --> 00:29:35.648
商業？
Commercial?

00:29:37.525 --> 00:29:39.110
商業
Commercial

00:29:42.197 --> 00:29:44.449
有菲林的，停止！
There's film in that thing!!? Stop it!!

00:29:44.908 --> 00:29:46.576
(但你說我可以拍你)
(But you said I could film you..?)

00:29:46.951 --> 00:29:48.244
要拍就拍他
Here, shoot him

00:29:49.204 --> 00:29:50.455
你拍他的話
If you shoot him

00:29:50.455 --> 00:29:52.332
警察會知道他在哪
the cops'll knoe where he is..

00:29:53.124 --> 00:29:54.209
謝謝
Thank you

00:29:54.209 --> 00:29:55.835
要來點嗎？
want some??

00:29:56.294 --> 00:29:57.045
來整啖
Come

00:29:57.045 --> 00:29:58.338
(謝謝)
(Thank you)

00:30:09.307 --> 00:30:12.477
不好意思，你不介意嗎？謝謝
Excuse me... do you mind? Thanks

00:30:15.021 --> 00:30:16.731
拍得好
Good job

00:30:17.649 --> 00:30:18.608
拍得好
Good job

00:30:19.484 --> 00:30:20.693
我愛你
I love you

00:30:24.823 --> 00:30:26.074
嘩
Wow

00:30:26.991 --> 00:30:28.785
你在做什麼？
Whatta ya think your doing!? I

00:30:28.785 --> 00:30:30.286
妨礙我做生意
I won be able 'get work..

00:30:30.620 --> 00:30:35.166
勞工保險
Employment Insurance

00:30:56.938 --> 00:30:58.606
來，錢給你
Here, this is for you

00:30:58.606 --> 00:31:00.149
感謝，我會記得
Thanks so much.

00:31:00.149 --> 00:31:01.776
開懷暢玩吧
Have a nice trip.

00:31:02.026 --> 00:31:04.821
真是美好的友誼
What a beautiful friendship...

00:31:05.196 --> 00:31:07.782
茜失蹤了
Akane baby's missing

00:31:07.782 --> 00:31:11.160
一定不是去什麼好地方
...no doubt up ta' no good somewhere..

00:31:11.452 --> 00:31:12.787
我走了，感激
Thanks a lot!

00:31:13.288 --> 00:31:14.497
我會記得你們
Goodbye, Bye now!!

00:31:14.497 --> 00:31:16.958
保重，保重
Goodbye

00:31:35.101 --> 00:31:40.899
再見，再見
Bye!

00:31:46.946 --> 00:31:50.199
再見，再見
Goodbye!

00:31:50.783 --> 00:31:55.663
再見，送別，快樂旅途
So long, farewell, happy trails!

00:31:57.498 --> 00:32:00.001
人生是場送別
Life is full of farewells

00:32:00.001 --> 00:32:01.794
但也是相聚
And gathers

00:32:02.045 --> 00:32:04.422
還有更多其他東西
But it's a lot of other things too..

00:32:04.589 --> 00:32:08.301
送別，我的愛
Hey! Farewell my love...

00:32:08.593 --> 00:32:11.471
雖然現在分開
"Even though we may part.."

00:32:12.096 --> 00:32:16.309
但我們會再聚
we will be together again"...

00:32:16.559 --> 00:32:17.852
要有活力，時髦
Be live, hip

00:32:17.852 --> 00:32:20.271
野性，又危險
wild & dangerous

00:32:20.647 --> 00:32:23.191
我們所處的時代
"The time we live

00:32:23.441 --> 00:32:25.860
將盛放的花
is like a flower in blossom.."

00:32:26.152 --> 00:32:29.197
雖然我們現在分離
"Even though we may part.."

00:32:29.197 --> 00:32:33.701
我也不作他人婦
"I'll not be another's wife.."

00:32:33.993 --> 00:32:42.752
等待，等待你，想念
"Waiting, waiting for you, pining.."

00:32:44.671 --> 00:32:50.218
口香糖在我褲袋
"Chewing gum in my pocket..."

00:32:50.468 --> 00:32:54.973
把大海留在靈魂
"Keep the sea in you soul

00:32:54.973 --> 00:33:00.228
但永不忘記父母
but never neglect your parents.."

00:33:00.269 --> 00:33:04.315
去參與奮鬥
"Go join the struggle, ..."

00:33:05.942 --> 00:33:09.487
把大海留在靈魂
"Keep the sea in you soul

00:33:09.487 --> 00:33:12.949
但永不忘記父母
but don't forget your parents..."

00:33:17.203 --> 00:33:19.914
一杯一杯
"One cup one cup,

00:33:20.581 --> 00:33:23.501
給我的愛人
to the one I love.."

00:33:49.152 --> 00:33:51.154
我不會辜負大家的好意
I won't let you kindness be in vain

00:33:51.154 --> 00:33:53.364
我會盡情在迪士尼遊玩
Disneyland, here I come!

00:33:54.157 --> 00:33:57.326
米奇老鼠、唐老鴨，我來了
Mickey! Donald! Groof! Michael!

00:33:58.077 --> 00:34:01.497
昨天加今天的收入是多少？
Before collect & this day revenue is how total?

00:34:01.497 --> 00:34:04.459
合計多少？
What how does it made??

00:34:04.709 --> 00:34:08.838
大概有4,235?
We've got... ¥4,235

00:34:09.213 --> 00:34:10.715
這樣
'sat so?

00:34:13.217 --> 00:34:20.767
生命乘著風
"life hanging on the wind...

00:34:20.767 --> 00:34:24.604
吹呀吹......
blow winds b-l-o-w..."

00:34:29.233 --> 00:34:31.569
我以為你說去迪士尼
I thought y'said y'were goin' ta' Disneyland...

00:34:31.861 --> 00:34:35.490
你們要學會閉嘴和感恩
Stowaways oughta learn to shut up 'n be grateful

00:34:36.324 --> 00:34:37.992
去迪士尼樂園啦！
Disneyland here we come!

00:34:38.826 --> 00:34:40.495
迪士尼會去
Disneyland cannot escape.

00:34:40.495 --> 00:34:42.163
但我第一次去東京
My to be Tokyo first time

00:34:42.163 --> 00:34:44.040
要去原宿逛下街先
Harajuju stores want to shopping

00:34:44.207 --> 00:34:46.209
所以我們要抄小路嗎？
So what'f we take a short cut or two!?

00:34:46.751 --> 00:34:47.919
原宿？
Harajuku?

00:34:48.211 --> 00:34:52.423
捷徑？像是繞圈多點
Short cut? More like goin' 'roun' in circles..

00:34:58.679 --> 00:35:04.477
原宿，青山，六本木
Harajuku, Aoyama, Roppongi

00:35:08.689 --> 00:35:11.275
為何迪士尼樂園在這種怪地方？
Sure is in a pretty strange part of town...

00:35:12.318 --> 00:35:14.320
我不明白
I don't get it

00:35:24.330 --> 00:35:25.623
糟糕了
Oh my god!

00:35:26.415 --> 00:35:27.667
迪士尼這麼小
Disneyland's so tiny!

00:35:27.667 --> 00:35:29.418
你覺得怎樣？
Who'da thunk it..

00:35:32.713 --> 00:35:34.715
來吧，提起精神
C'mon, cheer up

00:35:34.715 --> 00:35:38.010
可能裡面會好點
Let's check it out, probably better inside

00:36:52.543 --> 00:36:54.587
五百萬人到訪！
5 MILLIONTH VISITOR!!

00:36:54.587 --> 00:36:56.589
免費香港團！
FREE HONG KONG TOUR!!

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由此刻起，在貨車底的奇怪老女賊

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會由一男一女飾演，謝謝

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各位善信，本居士周遊列國
The master...

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雲遊四海
...has come from the provinces...

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已經跟神掛?
...come to...

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解救你們的苦難
...save you all...

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騙人
Phony

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你願望成真，十元
Your wishes granted! $10

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(燈花開　燈花開)

00:39:29.241 --> 00:39:33.662
(一?一?花兒)

00:39:33.662 --> 00:39:39.293
(一樣美呀一樣美)

00:39:40.961 --> 00:39:45.925
(一見燈花想起來呀)

00:39:45.925 --> 00:39:49.261
(想起來)

00:39:52.098 --> 00:40:02.149
(昨夜哥兒遠道回)

00:40:03.275 --> 00:40:07.780
(遠道回)

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(燈花開，燈花開)

00:40:28.134 --> 00:40:31.429
(哥兒 哥兒)

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(向來把我愛呀)

00:40:34.807 --> 00:40:37.226
(把我愛)

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快點
Hurry up!

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快點幹活
Hurry up!

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幫幫手
Help me!

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人家搬東西你卻偷懶
Come on! Don't be lazy!

00:41:10.885 --> 00:41:13.637
為何你尊敬神仙？
Why do you revere life preservers?

00:41:13.971 --> 00:41:15.055
天知道
Yeah...i dunno...

00:41:15.055 --> 00:41:18.142
我們村的神仙是奇怪點
The village deity is pretty wierd, huh

00:41:33.115 --> 00:41:36.202
優蘭！優蘭！
Yaoran! Yaoran!

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美味
Delicious!

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很難吃
Disgusting!

00:41:46.962 --> 00:41:49.423
姑丈今天搬家了
The Kotohs moved out today?...

00:41:49.798 --> 00:41:51.717
就由他搬吧
They wanna leave it's their problem.

00:41:52.134 --> 00:41:54.178
九線，有什麼不妥？
What'sa matter, Guashin?

00:41:54.261 --> 00:41:57.973
優蘭這陣子對他冷淡
Yanran's been cold to him lately

00:41:58.182 --> 00:42:00.434
他帶個女生回來
It's cause you brought those wierdos back with you.

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她們自己跟來的！
They came all on their own

00:42:02.394 --> 00:42:05.397
優蘭很久沒有來我們家
Yeah, I haven't seen her lately..

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她們倆來後
But sales've doubled since

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我賺多了兩倍
those two got here..

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你記得三年零八個月
Have you forgotten what

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日本人怎樣對我們？
Japanese military were like!!??

00:42:15.991 --> 00:42:18.536
喂，放錯地方
Put it back!

00:42:19.119 --> 00:42:20.204
拿來
Give me

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叫那位茜的很古怪
Akane 'sa strange one...

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前幾天，她偷看優蘭的房子
Hangin' round Yauran's...

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什麼？！
You saw this!?

00:42:28.546 --> 00:42:34.385
坐下！看看不會怎樣
Why not? No harm in looking

00:42:35.219 --> 00:42:37.221
衣服洗好了
Laundry's finished

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辛苦了，謝謝你
Well done.. thanks alot

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怎了？什麼事？
What's up?... what's the matter sir?

00:42:47.314 --> 00:42:51.318
香港也有壞人的
There're plenty of bad HongKongese

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日本也有好人，很簡單
...and good Japanese...

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你說對就對啦
Yeah, I guess you're right.

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又怎樣了？
What was that?

00:42:58.909 --> 00:43:01.495
怕了你，我走了
I will go now.

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對不起，我睡過頭
Sorry, big sleeping was.

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夜晚做夢夢到外公
Dream of grandpa visit..

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睡不著
no stop... all night...

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又夢到？
Again?

00:43:15.843 --> 00:43:19.263
對，我常常夢到外公
He's always comin into dreams..

00:43:19.847 --> 00:43:23.058
優蘭也做這種夢
Yaoran says he's always coming in hers too.

00:43:23.517 --> 00:43:25.978
這陣子我沒有夢到
He'a stopped coming into mine lately.

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九線說經常夢到外公跟他聊天
Gaushin says he often counsuls him in his dreams.

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外公真的話很多
Can he ever talk!

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他就是這樣
That's our grandpa!

00:43:36.655 --> 00:43:38.657
我不客氣了
Well I'm famished.

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這裡有個檔攤
There's a stand just over here..

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最優質的假手錶
Finest imitation timepieces...

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連專家也分不出
even an expert can't distinguish...

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這個幾錢？
How much is this one here?

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15,000?
¥15,000

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太貴，這一隻？
Steep. This one?

00:44:09.647 --> 00:44:10.773
25,000?
¥25,000

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不，太貴，這個呢？
No, too high. This one?

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40,000?
¥40,000

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不要浪費時間
Don't waste my time..

00:44:17.154 --> 00:44:18.822
沒有便宜點的？
Nothing cheaper!?

00:44:20.199 --> 00:44:22.242
這一隻，800,000?
How about this, ¥800,000

00:44:22.826 --> 00:44:25.329
你就在拖時間
What're you trying to pull!?

00:44:26.038 --> 00:44:28.624
我買這隻
This one please.

00:44:29.291 --> 00:44:30.709
小子，你有牌嗎？
Show me your business license.

00:44:30.709 --> 00:44:33.379
什麼事？不要在這裡搗亂
What are you doing! Leave me alone!

00:44:33.587 --> 00:44:35.589
隨街擺賣犯法，你知道嗎？
You're aware of the laws concerning forged goods?!

00:44:36.382 --> 00:44:41.220
我的兒子不是這種人
He's just not that kind of boy!

00:44:41.220 --> 00:44:44.848
他很善良和孝順
He is kind and respects me.

00:44:44.848 --> 00:44:46.308
母親節那天
For mother's day

00:44:46.308 --> 00:44:50.187
他還買了犀牛皮的內褲給我
he gave me beautiful deerskin underwear...

00:44:50.187 --> 00:44:52.189
他怎會...
He's just not...

00:45:05.536 --> 00:45:09.331
我家孩子，他怎麼會......
He's always been such a good boy

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你這個衰仔！
You terrible disgrace!

00:45:15.504 --> 00:45:17.798
你還收留兩個日本妹
Coercing these Japanese exchange students into your schemes!!

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正衰仔！
You terrible disgrace!

00:45:23.637 --> 00:45:25.472
這就放出來了
That was easy

00:45:25.472 --> 00:45:27.182
我們的演技厲害
It was my stirring rendition of

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警察都讓我們感動
a mother's anguish.

00:45:30.269 --> 00:45:34.606
你溜得真快
You slipped away pretty quick...

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我只想及時警告其他人
I jus' wanted t'warn people in time

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優蘭竟然出賣我們！
And Yaoran... Selling us off like that!

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不要讓我見到她
I don't wanna see her again!

00:45:42.531 --> 00:45:44.533
冷靜......
Now now... calm down...

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了解一下吧
We have to find out the reason...

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優蘭，優蘭
Yaoran.. you there.?..

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是我......不用怕
It's me...

00:47:12.162 --> 00:47:13.789
我來跟你喝酒
..I got some booze...

00:47:13.789 --> 00:47:15.082
優蘭
Yaoran

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是我......
It's me...

00:47:19.253 --> 00:47:21.421
我早知道你在
Oh...it's you... I just thought.

00:47:26.176 --> 00:47:29.221
我走了，我走了
...Uh, I guess I'll be going..

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爸，你不跟我喝一杯？
You wanna have a drink?

00:49:37.766 --> 00:49:39.768
攤開才會乾
It'll never dry like that.

00:49:41.019 --> 00:49:43.021
我就是這樣
I'm just not that patient type...

00:49:43.355 --> 00:49:48.151
這麼細心？不用裝瘋賣傻
You seem to be up to your elbows in a few things yourself...
...trying to wreak a little revenge before senility sets in?

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珠女，你說話還是這麼刻薄
Always the kind word, eh Jufah

00:49:52.614 --> 00:49:54.324
不管你用什麼手段
I won't sell

00:49:54.324 --> 00:49:55.993
我也不賣
I don't care what you do.

00:49:57.077 --> 00:49:58.495
我做了這麼久
I got passed over long ago...

00:49:58.912 --> 00:50:00.914
也只是別人的手下
Now I'm just doing as I'm told..

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老了，你給我塊地
Perhaps its age, or, maybe a weakness for an old flame...

00:50:05.168 --> 00:50:07.170
我也受不了
..but I'm just not up for this land

00:50:07.504 --> 00:50:09.172
誰叫我喜歡你呢
grabbing game anymore...

00:50:09.798 --> 00:50:11.800
這是很久以前的事
That was an awfully long time ago.

00:50:12.259 --> 00:50:13.593
那次阿九是不是很生氣？
Your dad was so mad, right?

00:50:14.594 --> 00:50:15.637
還打了我一頓
Yes..really laid into me for that.

00:50:15.637 --> 00:50:20.225
當然啦，女兒被好朋友勾搭上
Couldn't stand the thought of losing his little girl.

00:50:20.642 --> 00:50:24.479
怎麼了？今天你很正經
You're awfully sentimental today, aren't you.

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間中都會的
Sometimes I think...

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如果像阿九那樣
it'd have been better to have just..

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癱瘓了就沒煩惱
...stayed in bed asleep like him... through all of this..

00:50:31.820 --> 00:50:33.822
我都一把年紀了
I am old now...

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你覺得這大廈怎樣？

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很讚

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完成以後

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會成為世上最棒的大廈

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這大廈會由中國

00:50:57.471 --> 00:51:01.767
日本和愚蠢美國共同營運

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還有那混帳蘇聯

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這將會有超過一百間辦公室

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一家大企業

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和四十八家銀行

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換言之

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香港回歸後

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這大廈就會變成香港的中心

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其實我有個問題

00:51:29.961 --> 00:51:30.879
香港回歸中國後

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你會做什麼？

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何不拿錢

00:51:35.425 --> 00:51:38.178
離開這裡去澳洲？

00:51:38.178 --> 00:51:40.388
而且袋鼠肉好吃！

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你要試試

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無論如何

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這大廈會是最佳世界貿易場所

00:51:52.359 --> 00:51:54.152
這是認真的！

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我應該相信，是吧？

00:52:06.206 --> 00:52:08.291
如果我們離開此地

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我們可以重開生意

00:52:13.004 --> 00:52:14.422
矢崎先生

00:52:14.714 --> 00:52:17.092
我知道你在想甚麼

00:52:17.926 --> 00:52:20.095
你想除去我們

00:52:20.971 --> 00:52:22.264
你的旅程如何

00:52:22.264 --> 00:52:23.473
遲太太？

00:52:23.849 --> 00:52:24.850
什麼？

00:52:25.976 --> 00:52:29.563
你很幸運，贏到免費旅程

00:52:30.105 --> 00:52:32.649
這種事不常發生

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當然！

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我們有神仙保佑

00:52:36.987 --> 00:52:39.030
你不在時

00:52:39.030 --> 00:52:41.616
我們做了調查

00:52:42.826 --> 00:52:44.035
你知道成本

00:52:44.035 --> 00:52:47.998
我們只差一個家庭

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在我看來

00:52:49.249 --> 00:52:52.711
你的神也給了我好處

00:52:53.879 --> 00:52:59.843
什麼？你設局？

00:52:59.968 --> 00:53:01.928
我們沒有辦不到的事情

00:53:02.345 --> 00:53:03.305
你知道嗎

00:53:04.014 --> 00:53:05.390
到下星期

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你們是最後一戶人留在這裡

00:53:08.977 --> 00:53:10.020
我給你看

00:53:10.979 --> 00:53:13.857
一棵大樹將要延展

00:53:15.567 --> 00:53:19.029
這棵樹將有無數的枝葉

00:53:19.362 --> 00:53:21.281
樹居住在這裡

00:53:21.781 --> 00:53:23.783
枝葉才會居住在這

00:53:24.242 --> 00:53:26.953
美國，蘇聯，日本

00:53:26.953 --> 00:53:28.288
中國和香港

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和其他枝葉

00:53:30.957 --> 00:53:31.875
你明白嗎?

00:53:31.875 --> 00:53:34.044
這棵樹會很棒

00:53:34.044 --> 00:53:36.963
但是它還未可以展開

00:53:37.505 --> 00:53:39.507
為什麼？

00:53:40.217 --> 00:53:43.762
因為你仍住在這裡！

00:53:44.971 --> 00:53:46.765
我不是來製造問題

00:53:48.016 --> 00:53:52.270
我們以愛與和平來達成協議

00:53:53.897 --> 00:53:59.361
這大廈代表國際友誼

00:53:59.361 --> 00:54:07.911
但一定要由我們的友誼開始

00:54:20.924 --> 00:54:23.009
我決定跟那日本人一起
I'm seeing that Japanese guy you know...

00:54:25.637 --> 00:54:28.265
將來我可能在日本定居
..gonna live in Japan..

00:54:28.598 --> 00:54:30.392
那我可以每天去原宿
..& go to Harajuku every day..

00:54:30.558 --> 00:54:32.560
你還在生氣？
You still mad about that?

00:54:48.076 --> 00:54:50.578
我終於可以離開這骯髒的地方
Saying SAYONARA to this filthy
little burg is gonna be easy

00:54:51.121 --> 00:54:53.415
你知道，東京很乾淨
Tokyo's clean and beautiful

00:55:35.165 --> 00:55:37.751
我可以開窗嗎？
May I open the window?

00:56:02.359 --> 00:56:04.903
你別再發白日夢吧
Don't be lazy

00:56:05.362 --> 00:56:10.075
家中洗衣和清潔都做好了沒？
Laundry, & cleaning done!?

00:56:10.075 --> 00:56:11.993
做好就滾回日本！
When you're finished, pack your things and get out.

00:56:24.631 --> 00:56:27.008
欸，怎了？
Hey, what's up..?

00:56:27.008 --> 00:56:30.595
噢，九美，很好玩，但......
Oh! Kumi..'s been great fun, but..

00:56:30.595 --> 00:56:32.180
啊，你自己保重
Yeah, take care 'a yourself

00:56:32.180 --> 00:56:33.098
我在這裡
I'm outta here an' no-one c'n

00:56:33.098 --> 00:56:35.642
沒有人可以阻止我，受不了
stop me.. can't take no more..

00:56:36.017 --> 00:56:36.851
誰阻止你？
So who's stoppin' you?

00:56:36.851 --> 00:56:38.686
所以現在你在他們那邊？
Oh! So now you sidin' w'them?!

00:56:38.686 --> 00:56:40.814
聽著，你要走？
Lissen, you wanna go?

00:56:40.814 --> 00:56:42.440
走吧！沒有你更安靜
GO! Be quieter without ya..

00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:43.733
再見
So long!

00:56:44.984 --> 00:56:46.152
我不相信！
I can't believe it!

00:56:46.486 --> 00:56:48.321
你這個王八蛋！
Damn it!

00:56:51.449 --> 00:56:53.451
每一個都是王八蛋！
Everyone is an asshole.

00:57:47.297 --> 00:57:49.090
為何今天不去做手錶？
You gonna make some watches today??

00:57:49.340 --> 00:57:50.800
今天休息
Nah...

00:57:50.800 --> 00:57:52.802
往右一點，下一點......
More to the right, ..no left...

00:57:52.802 --> 00:57:54.804
這遊戲不好玩
This game's lame

00:57:54.804 --> 00:57:56.806
你給我設計一個新的吧
Fufon, make me a new one..

00:57:57.432 --> 00:57:59.434
連自己的電腦也不會用
It's your computer, make your own game..

00:57:59.809 --> 00:58:00.310
厲害了
Don't be uppity.

00:58:00.310 --> 00:58:03.271
用力點！什麼都關你事
...A little harder round the neck...

00:58:03.271 --> 00:58:05.190
叫你做就做！
I said MAKE ME A NEW ONE!!

00:58:05.190 --> 00:58:07.358
不要吵，知道嗎？
Understand?

00:58:07.692 --> 00:58:10.028
按就按吧
Don't stop!

00:58:20.455 --> 00:58:21.623
返來了
I am back.

00:58:21.623 --> 00:58:23.625
很久沒見你
It has been a long time.

00:58:23.750 --> 00:58:26.044
去哪裡了？三天沒回家
Where've you been the past 3 days?

00:58:26.294 --> 00:58:28.129
不要管我好不好？
Let's just drop it..

00:58:28.338 --> 00:58:30.632
打醒十二分精神做人
You better straighten yourself up...

00:58:31.049 --> 00:58:33.259
你們常常煩我，我走了！
Don't give me that... There's nothing to do here anyway.

00:58:36.763 --> 00:58:39.265
晚餐好了沒？我很餓
Anything to eat? I'm starved.

00:58:39.641 --> 00:58:41.643
你自己煮吧
Get it yourself!!

00:58:42.560 --> 00:58:44.854
你喜歡怎樣就怎樣！
Just suit yourself!

01:01:17.757 --> 01:01:21.052
發生什麼事？水被截了
Wha's goin on? water's cut off!

01:01:42.240 --> 01:01:44.075
保重，阿嬸
Take care Jufa!

01:01:44.075 --> 01:01:45.743
走啦，走啦
Good riddance.

01:02:12.729 --> 01:02:14.731
我會回來玩！
I'll come around to play!

01:02:26.826 --> 01:02:28.202
喂喂喂
Hey

01:02:28.202 --> 01:02:29.495
什麼事？
What's up?

01:02:30.663 --> 01:02:32.415
你們去哪裡？
Where're you going?

01:02:32.415 --> 01:02:33.082
上學
School

01:02:33.082 --> 01:02:35.710
上學？那種地方教不出好人
School? Starting now?

01:02:35.710 --> 01:02:36.377
不准去！
A place like that can ruin you for life.

01:02:36.377 --> 01:02:38.296
但不用看店
But there's no work...

01:02:38.296 --> 01:02:40.298
在家很悶
'n it's boring to stay home all day.

01:02:40.298 --> 01:02:41.340
不准去！留在這
Just stay here!

01:02:41.340 --> 01:02:43.384
來吧，我們要遲到了
C'mon, we're gonna be late.

01:02:43.384 --> 01:02:46.345
不准去！不准去！
Stop! Come back!

01:03:56.249 --> 01:03:58.334
九線，由現在起
And this, ..

01:03:58.334 --> 01:03:59.627
這房子是你的
Gaushin, will be your very own house...

01:04:00.002 --> 01:04:02.004
太好了！
Hooray!!

01:04:32.660 --> 01:04:34.370
珠女，撐下去
Hey Jufa...

01:04:34.370 --> 01:04:35.955
快些抓住我
Catch me!

01:04:37.790 --> 01:04:40.418
你個混蛋，想玩弄我女兒？
You trying to play my daughter for some kinda tramp!!?!!

01:04:40.710 --> 01:04:42.712
阿九，我欠你的
I'll get you old man..

01:04:43.045 --> 01:04:45.047
一定會還
you just wait.. someday...

01:04:47.758 --> 01:04:53.014
龍次！龍次！
Lonchi!! Lonchi!!

01:08:45.788 --> 01:08:47.790
讓開！
Call me next time

01:08:51.627 --> 01:08:52.628
阿嬸！
Momma

01:08:53.045 --> 01:08:54.046
夠了
That's enough!

01:08:54.505 --> 01:08:56.006
停手
Stop

01:08:59.969 --> 01:09:01.971
什麼事？
Alright! What's going on here!

01:09:31.292 --> 01:09:32.626
年紀輕輕就贏這麼多錢
Children shouldn't have too much

01:09:32.626 --> 01:09:34.420
大了乞食
spending money anyway.

01:09:40.092 --> 01:09:42.094
再來一局！
One more round?

01:09:42.678 --> 01:09:44.972
大人睡覺，小孩繼續
Nah. 'ts past junior's bedtime.

01:10:00.696 --> 01:10:01.864
出來
Alright, come with me..

01:10:08.996 --> 01:10:11.707
肥婆，本來要告你意圖謀殺
You could've been up for attempted manslaughter you know..

01:10:11.790 --> 01:10:14.376
但矢崎先生替你辯護
..You could show a little more

01:10:14.710 --> 01:10:15.669
放你一馬
gratitude towards Mr Yazaki..

01:10:20.174 --> 01:10:22.176
沒問題，OK！
No problem, O.K.

01:10:22.801 --> 01:10:24.386
太好了

01:10:24.845 --> 01:10:26.096
進來

01:10:30.267 --> 01:10:32.269
你好嗎，遲太太？

01:10:34.980 --> 01:10:38.192
遲太太，不要太遲回覆

01:10:38.442 --> 01:10:39.860
我們在等你

01:10:40.236 --> 01:10:43.113
你要找我，就在辦公室

01:10:43.364 --> 01:10:47.618
我期待你的好消息

01:11:03.592 --> 01:11:05.761
怎麼這麼嚴重？
What happened to you?

01:11:06.136 --> 01:11:08.847
做夢被衰仔踢到
'had a dream about my idiot son..

01:11:08.889 --> 01:11:10.057
腫了
..and when I woke up my face looked like this..

01:11:10.057 --> 01:11:10.891
又賴到我！走吧！
My fault again? Let's go!

01:11:11.642 --> 01:11:13.227
下次打架找我嘛
I must fight next time.

01:11:15.312 --> 01:11:17.356
下次打架叫我們
Next time call me

01:11:17.356 --> 01:11:19.358
一家人一起出動
when you're gonna fight..

01:11:19.942 --> 01:11:20.901
怎叫你？
How?

01:11:20.901 --> 01:11:22.736
哪裡找你？
Where to find you?

01:11:44.842 --> 01:11:46.844
這邊一切順利
Yes. All's well this end..

01:11:47.344 --> 01:11:48.929
明天應該會完結
Should be all over tomorrow..

01:11:49.763 --> 01:11:50.556
是的，是的
Yes..yes..

01:11:50.556 --> 01:11:52.558
好的，再見
looking forward to it.. alright.. goodbye.

01:11:55.060 --> 01:11:57.855
林，我可以要枝煙嗎？

01:11:58.522 --> 01:12:00.065
你抽煙？

01:12:00.941 --> 01:12:02.067
對

01:12:02.359 --> 01:12:07.156
每次計劃完成之前都會戒煙

01:12:08.324 --> 01:12:10.326
你戒煙幾次了？

01:12:14.580 --> 01:12:16.582
不知道，很多遍

01:12:18.417 --> 01:12:21.295
下個計劃會在緬甸

01:12:22.713 --> 01:12:24.882
完成計劃後

01:12:24.882 --> 01:12:27.092
便可以再嘆一口好煙

01:12:29.303 --> 01:12:30.554
我可以去任何地方

01:12:30.554 --> 01:12:32.514
如果任何公司或政府

01:12:32.514 --> 01:12:33.057
需要我

01:12:34.183 --> 01:12:35.684
這是我的人生

01:12:37.936 --> 01:12:39.730
很不錯，矢崎先生

01:12:39.980 --> 01:12:41.982
大部份人不喜歡這工作

01:12:43.901 --> 01:12:46.236
像你？

01:12:47.237 --> 01:12:48.197
我告訴你

01:12:49.239 --> 01:12:55.037
任何政府、國家、企業都是垃圾

01:12:55.037 --> 01:12:57.039
他們不親自出手

01:12:57.164 --> 01:12:58.707
所以他們需要我

01:12:58.874 --> 01:13:00.876
這是我的人生，我的工作

01:13:01.293 --> 01:13:02.961
我享受

01:13:12.554 --> 01:13:16.642
阿九，遲太太父親

01:13:17.601 --> 01:13:19.603
我自小認識他

01:13:20.646 --> 01:13:23.065
他現在很老了

01:13:24.483 --> 01:13:26.485
是個植物人

01:13:29.321 --> 01:13:31.323
阿九和我

01:13:31.824 --> 01:13:34.701
四十年前來到這裡

01:13:36.578 --> 01:13:42.209
我們從廣東渡海游泳過來

01:13:44.002 --> 01:13:46.004
他女兒坐在救生圈上

01:13:46.004 --> 01:13:48.006
跟著我們

01:13:49.383 --> 01:13:51.385
我們游了一整夜

01:13:53.887 --> 01:13:56.723
謠言滿天

01:13:57.099 --> 01:14:03.313
說新政府會抹煞我們的自由

01:14:05.357 --> 01:14:09.528
珠女，精力飽滿

01:14:10.612 --> 01:14:14.950
我們一直游

01:14:15.242 --> 01:14:21.123
四肢都失去知覺

01:14:23.459 --> 01:14:26.170
我們到達了村莊

01:14:27.087 --> 01:14:31.008
當時什麼都沒有

01:14:31.800 --> 01:14:34.052
我們建房子

01:14:34.636 --> 01:14:38.724
我們也建立了

01:14:38.724 --> 01:14:41.810
你討厭的黑社會

01:14:46.023 --> 01:14:47.232
我只知

01:14:48.025 --> 01:14:50.777
我餵鳥餵得太多

01:14:51.361 --> 01:14:52.196
什麼？

01:14:52.571 --> 01:14:56.533
看，牠有點胖

01:15:04.917 --> 01:15:07.044
我想阿公都聽聽
So I thought I'd consult grandpa about it..

01:15:09.129 --> 01:15:11.632
我們明天可以開店
..& then we could open our shops unharassed.

01:15:11.632 --> 01:15:13.258
太好了！
Yea!

01:15:13.258 --> 01:15:14.384
正
Oh yeah!

01:15:14.384 --> 01:15:16.178
你們不是喜歡上學嗎？
You're not happy in school?

01:15:16.178 --> 01:15:18.931
開玩笑，回去裝個模樣
No way! ..we just got friends there..

01:15:18.931 --> 01:15:22.142
傻子才上學
That place is for jerks.

01:15:22.142 --> 01:15:23.519
我們明天要搬走
We'll have to move though...

01:15:23.519 --> 01:15:25.521
什麼？搬走？
Have to leave?

01:15:25.646 --> 01:15:27.481
這幅地要給發展商
Vacate.. give the property up to those developers..

01:15:27.481 --> 01:15:29.024
日本人？
The Japanese!

01:15:29.024 --> 01:15:30.192
為何？
Do we HAVE to?

01:15:30.192 --> 01:15:31.151
我也要搬？
My place too?

01:15:31.151 --> 01:15:31.944
對，所有人
Yes, everyone

01:15:31.944 --> 01:15:33.695
我不要！
No way!

01:15:33.695 --> 01:15:35.280
我也不要！這裡很好
But I like it here!

01:15:35.280 --> 01:15:38.742
你這麼說，即是賴死不走啦
So you'd rather stay here
unable to do anything?

01:15:38.867 --> 01:15:40.160
才不是賴死
No, but...

01:15:40.160 --> 01:15:42.162
但也沒辦法
It can't be helped..

01:15:42.162 --> 01:15:43.121
你想怎樣？
So what do you want?

01:15:43.205 --> 01:15:44.790
哥哥
Bro...

01:15:44.790 --> 01:15:46.250
你看到的
Be realistic.

01:15:46.250 --> 01:15:47.459
阿媽也嘗試過
Mom tried to fight it..

01:15:47.459 --> 01:15:49.461
媽媽去打架，我知道
Went right up to 'em and all..

01:15:49.878 --> 01:15:51.129
那算不上打架
But I was no match..

01:15:51.129 --> 01:15:52.673
媽媽受傷了
Mom lost.

01:15:52.673 --> 01:15:54.675
媽媽怎會輸
No way mom could lose..

01:15:55.008 --> 01:15:56.343
人家是巨無霸
We just don't have anything

01:15:56.468 --> 01:15:57.761
我們是小人國
to come back at them with..

01:15:57.970 --> 01:15:59.263
輸定了
It's useless..

01:15:59.680 --> 01:16:03.559
對手太強，輸定了
They're just too big..

01:16:11.191 --> 01:16:13.443
明天我會簽合約
So tomorrow I'm going to sign this contract of theirs.

01:16:13.819 --> 01:16:16.196
沒有跟你們討論，對不起
I'm sorry that I didn't ask you all first.

01:16:16.613 --> 01:16:17.489
不要緊
It's alright.

01:16:18.240 --> 01:16:20.242
我們可以住大廈
Then we'll be in a deluxe new apartment...

01:16:21.368 --> 01:16:22.578
或者住城堡
Or we could live in a castle...

01:16:23.495 --> 01:16:26.623
地方大，空氣好，光猛
clean, big and bright

01:16:26.915 --> 01:16:28.750
那裡沒有碼頭
Bet there's no place to dock the boats at a castle, huh...

01:16:28.750 --> 01:16:32.087
哪有公主會坐小艇去開店
A princess shouldn't work from a boat I guess...

01:16:33.463 --> 01:16:35.340
我們可以移民去美國
..Or, we could move to America

01:16:35.799 --> 01:16:40.345
移民去哪裡都可以
or some place like that...

01:16:40.679 --> 01:16:42.014
最討厭老外
Yuck!! White people always

01:16:42.014 --> 01:16:44.016
味道很難聞
smell like bad cheese.

01:16:44.433 --> 01:16:45.851
沒有人逼你聞
Look.. it doesn't matter now.

01:16:45.851 --> 01:16:47.519
何必生氣？
You don't have to get mad about it...

01:16:47.519 --> 01:16:49.062
我們沒選擇嘛！
We just don't have a choice ...

01:16:49.062 --> 01:16:50.981
那你勞氣什麼？
Look...You don't have to get mad!

01:16:50.981 --> 01:16:53.692
不要吵！我已經決定了
Stop! I don't want to discuss it anymore!

01:17:18.383 --> 01:17:20.385
阿爸，對不起
I'm sorry papa...

01:17:20.802 --> 01:17:22.596
請原諒我
Please forgive us...

01:17:26.892 --> 01:17:28.894
我不會原諒你
I will not...

01:17:32.397 --> 01:17:34.399
我是不會原諒你！
I will not forgive you

01:17:35.317 --> 01:17:36.735
阿公！
Grandpa!

01:17:38.904 --> 01:17:44.493
我絕對不會原諒你們！
I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!!!!

01:17:46.411 --> 01:17:50.957
什麼「對手太強，輸定了」？
What do you mean "too big an enemy"!?

01:17:51.708 --> 01:17:54.503
你看你多害怕
You all make me sick!

01:17:54.503 --> 01:17:57.172
你正膽小鬼！
You're just a good for nothing bum!

01:17:57.172 --> 01:18:04.346
高樓大廈？古堡？移民美國？
Castle?! Deluxe?! America??!!

01:18:04.346 --> 01:18:06.973
我現在捱世界
For what did I suffer

01:18:07.432 --> 01:18:08.642
我辛苦建立的這個埠
all those years??!!

01:18:08.642 --> 01:18:11.645
不是給你們去美國嘆世界
...so that you all could go to America!!??

01:18:11.645 --> 01:18:15.982
你們知道嗎？知道嗎？
Are you kidding me?

01:18:15.982 --> 01:18:19.111
不是為了讓你們去享受的！
What do you MEAN America!?!?

01:18:20.112 --> 01:18:21.780
「沒辦法」？
"Can't be helped"!?!

01:18:21.780 --> 01:18:22.948
什麼沒辦法？
What "CAN'T BE HELPED!!!"

01:18:22.948 --> 01:18:26.326
沒辦法！沒辦法就放棄？
We can't give up!!!

01:18:26.326 --> 01:18:30.288
沒辦法就要忍下去，是不是？
Living a life user their rules

01:18:30.330 --> 01:18:32.332
是不是？
IS A CHOICE!?!?!?

01:18:33.875 --> 01:18:36.378
拿出腦筋！拿出雙手！
GET UP!!! USE YOUR HEADS!!

01:18:36.378 --> 01:18:40.716
拿出勇氣！出盡全力！
Show some backbone!!!

01:18:41.091 --> 01:18:42.217
就此放棄
Give up once, and it never ends.

01:18:42.217 --> 01:18:44.761
不如躺在這裡算吧！
You might as well all just lay down and die!!!!

01:18:44.761 --> 01:18:46.471
給他們些厲害
It's gonna be tough

01:18:46.555 --> 01:18:48.557
就算明知對手強勁
but we've got to go in,

01:18:48.557 --> 01:18:51.601
都要打到分出勝負為止！
chin up, & FIGHT!!

01:18:51.601 --> 01:18:54.062
你們要加油！加油！
DO YOUR BEST!! FIGHT!!!

01:18:54.062 --> 01:18:58.024
加油啊！
FIGHT!!!

01:18:58.024 --> 01:19:01.653
加油！知道嗎？
FIGHT!!! YOU HEAR ME?!?

01:19:01.653 --> 01:19:03.405
知道嗎？
YOU HEAR ME ?!?

01:19:03.405 --> 01:19:04.948
加油啊！
FIGHT!!!

01:19:04.948 --> 01:19:08.160
聽到嗎？
YOU LISTENING??!!

01:19:08.160 --> 01:19:11.955
加油啊！加油啊！
GRRRRRR!!!!! FIGHT!!!

01:19:11.955 --> 01:19:14.040
加油啊！
FIGHT!!!

01:19:15.167 --> 01:19:18.503
你們加油啊！努力！
DEFEND!!!!!!! FIGHT!!!

01:19:26.470 --> 01:19:29.931
謝謝你在夢中跟我相好
You were heavenly in my dreams...

01:19:30.056 --> 01:19:32.058
不用客氣
The pleasure was all mine.

01:19:37.355 --> 01:19:41.151
加油！高樓大廈！
RESIST!!! What is this "development"...

01:19:41.151 --> 01:19:42.319
移民美國！
TO THE BITTER END!!

01:19:42.319 --> 01:19:43.904
輸定了！
FIGHT!! GRRR!!

01:19:44.029 --> 01:19:47.949
我要你們分出勝負為止！
GRRRRR!!! RAH!! RAH!!

01:19:48.450 --> 01:19:51.244
加油啊！
FIGHT!!

01:20:09.805 --> 01:20:12.516
大哥，你的舊女友來了
Well look who's here..

01:20:12.516 --> 01:20:14.726
反骨女，你來幹嘛？
If it isn't little miss sell out.

01:20:17.020 --> 01:20:18.647
今次又有什麼詭計？
What'd you come for today?

01:20:18.647 --> 01:20:19.940
還不快滾！
You better head on home

01:20:19.940 --> 01:20:21.691
不然我砍你
I could kill you!

01:20:21.691 --> 01:20:23.443
你非要明天簽約不可？
Why'd you agree to sign?!?

01:20:23.443 --> 01:20:25.237
不能先等我去原宿嗎？
Couldn't you've waited 'till I got to Harajuku!?

01:20:25.237 --> 01:20:28.281
那混蛋利用我
...He just got the information he wanted

01:20:28.281 --> 01:20:30.283
現在過橋抽板
and... SAYONARA

01:20:30.283 --> 01:20:31.701
什麼日本幸福生活？
What's so great about Japan anyway!!!

01:20:31.827 --> 01:20:33.829
我很不爽！
I'm about to explode!

01:20:40.335 --> 01:20:41.670
大家伸出手！
Everybody, give me your hands!

01:20:41.670 --> 01:20:43.672
好！支持媽媽
Alright!

01:20:43.672 --> 01:20:45.924
打倒班混蛋！
Let's beat them all!!!

01:20:52.472 --> 01:20:54.891
傻女，還不過來 ？
You too..

01:20:56.184 --> 01:20:58.186
快過來
Come on already..

01:22:56.346 --> 01:22:58.682
小心玻璃
Watch out for the glass..

01:22:58.682 --> 01:23:00.809
破壞這麼多東西
How'd it get so busted up?

01:23:00.809 --> 01:23:02.227
就是這樣......
Well, uh...

01:23:06.731 --> 01:23:08.400
小心打破
Be careful...

01:23:08.400 --> 01:23:11.403
小心掉下海
..or you'll fall into the water.

01:23:31.840 --> 01:23:34.718
遲太太，你有看到筲箕嗎？
Mrs. Chi, have you seen the dustpan?

01:23:34.718 --> 01:23:36.720
在那裡......
Right over there dear

01:24:03.913 --> 01:24:05.915
嗨，你好嗎？
Hi. How you doing?

01:24:06.374 --> 01:24:07.751
早安太太
Good morning, madam.

01:24:08.543 --> 01:24:10.962
不好意思，要你長途跋涉
Sorry to have made you come all this way...

01:24:11.504 --> 01:24:12.630
俗語有云:
They say the early bird

01:24:12.630 --> 01:24:14.466
「早起的鳥兒有蟲吃」
gets the worm.

01:24:14.716 --> 01:24:16.718
抱歉告訴你
I hate to tell you

01:24:17.218 --> 01:24:19.512
我改變主意
but I've changed my mind

01:24:20.138 --> 01:24:22.265
你在說什麼？
What are you talking about?

01:24:23.850 --> 01:24:29.397
沒什麼，我厭倦這一切
Forget it. I'm sick and tired of all of this.

01:24:30.565 --> 01:24:32.192
大鑊
Shit...

01:24:33.068 --> 01:24:35.153
寶貝，發生什麼事了？
Hi Honey, what's going on?

01:24:35.153 --> 01:24:40.033
老實說，跟你上床感覺太差
You were lousy in bed anyway..

01:24:40.033 --> 01:24:42.410
走吧
Now get out of here!!

01:24:42.410 --> 01:24:46.122
你等什麼？走吧！上路啦！
What're you waiting for?! Get lost! Hit the road!

01:25:05.391 --> 01:25:08.103
東京紅玫瑰會
Tokyo Red Rose Club

01:25:08.103 --> 01:25:10.772
香港╱澳門團
Hong Kong/Macau Tour

01:25:16.528 --> 01:25:20.323
熊貓旅遊感謝你們來訪
Panda tours would like to thank you for riding today...

01:25:20.824 --> 01:25:22.867
我們現在提供
We are presently offering free

01:25:22.867 --> 01:25:27.997
香港免費晚間購物團
night shopping tours of Hong Kong.

01:26:13.251 --> 01:26:15.086
這件很適合
This one is definitely you

01:26:15.086 --> 01:26:17.088
嘩，謝謝
Wow, thanks a lot.

01:26:25.221 --> 01:26:27.223
這是什麼？
Hey, what's that!?

01:26:27.599 --> 01:26:29.726
這大廈的3011室
Room 3001, the penthouse of this building

01:26:29.726 --> 01:26:31.603
就是他的辦公室
is their HQ

01:26:31.603 --> 01:26:34.105
你去哪？
Where're you going?

01:26:37.984 --> 01:26:39.402
你們記住
Remember!

01:26:39.402 --> 01:26:41.738
我跟他上床沒收錢的！
So you can keep your stupid Harajuku.

01:26:42.322 --> 01:26:44.240
原宿沒什麼大不了
we're EVEN!!

01:26:44.616 --> 01:26:47.410
神經病，關職員什麼事?
What're you screaming about? You know they can't hear you..

01:27:38.503 --> 01:27:40.004
爸爸
Dad

01:27:40.588 --> 01:27:42.590
爸爸
Dad

01:28:00.817 --> 01:28:04.279
有靈符賣！買靈符啦！
Get your amulets! Lucky Charms!

01:28:05.530 --> 01:28:08.574
日本領事館
AT THE JAPANESE CONSULATE

01:28:24.674 --> 01:28:27.844
美味......日本美食最棒
Delicious.. Japanese food's the best..

01:28:29.053 --> 01:28:34.142
聽著，我喜歡這些
Listen, I 'preciate alla this 'nall

01:28:34.142 --> 01:28:36.144
但我不是叛徒
but I ain't no traitor..

01:28:37.603 --> 01:28:39.522
此計劃跨越邊界
This project... crosses all boundaries..

01:28:40.273 --> 01:28:43.526
要靠神的力量
One needs to call on God...

01:28:43.526 --> 01:28:45.528
人類太渺小了
man alone is too small..

01:28:46.654 --> 01:28:50.658
啊，串燒雞柳
Ahh yakitori..

01:28:51.492 --> 01:28:53.703
茜，你在香港做什麼？
Akane, what's that you're doing here...

01:28:53.703 --> 01:28:56.122
做導遊嗎？
some kind of tour guide?

01:28:56.122 --> 01:28:58.833
放過我吧
C'mon, leave me outta this..

01:28:59.792 --> 01:29:02.754
「遞解出境」你聽過嗎？
The word "deportation" mean anything to you?

01:29:02.754 --> 01:29:04.964
如果相關部門知道
If the authorities knew

01:29:05.006 --> 01:29:06.841
你要回去坐牢
you'd go home in a cage..

01:29:06.841 --> 01:29:08.843
這是恐嚇嗎？
Tha's 'posed t'be some kinda threat?

01:29:09.844 --> 01:29:11.846
你自己也不是聖人
Ya'aint no angel y'self..

01:29:12.305 --> 01:29:17.435
我只想他們在合約上簽名
All I'm asking for is their signature on the contract...

01:29:17.810 --> 01:29:20.605
這也不是不可能
Well it isn't like it's impossible 'r som'thin

01:29:21.689 --> 01:29:22.482
沒錯
That's right

01:29:22.482 --> 01:29:26.194
你現在也幫他們，對吧？
and look at how you'd be helping them, right?

01:29:26.778 --> 01:29:28.488
我知道你想說什麼
I see what you're sayin 'n all...

01:29:28.696 --> 01:29:34.077
但我有我的底線
..but I gotta draw the line somewhere...

01:29:34.577 --> 01:29:38.373
嘿，你看我找到什麼
Hey look what I found...

01:29:55.932 --> 01:30:03.022
不管怎樣，我要他們的簽名
I don't care now, just get me that signature.

01:30:04.023 --> 01:30:06.859
之後可能會有另一筆錢
..and then we might find another envelope..

01:30:07.610 --> 01:30:11.197
好，我去辦
Well, I guess.. I'll do it for ya..

01:30:11.197 --> 01:30:15.618
幫幫那些小子......
help the kids out 'n all...

01:30:16.869 --> 01:30:20.581
還有一件事
Hey listen, one more thing...

01:30:21.040 --> 01:30:22.959
是什麼？
What?

01:30:24.168 --> 01:30:25.586
怎樣?
What?

01:30:25.920 --> 01:30:29.382
其中一張魔術牌
One'a them magic cards..

01:30:32.218 --> 01:30:35.513
買靈符吧，不要客氣
Hey, buy a lucky charm!

01:30:35.847 --> 01:30:38.599
喃嘸啊呢陀佛
Our father who art in heaven..

01:30:39.392 --> 01:30:41.602
喃嘸啊呢陀佛
hallowed be thy name...

01:30:41.602 --> 01:30:42.979
幾錢？
How much?

01:30:42.979 --> 01:30:44.981
很便宜
It's cheap.

01:30:48.067 --> 01:30:49.861
這是什麼？
What've you got there!?

01:30:49.861 --> 01:30:51.612
阿Sir！這個不是我的
How'd that get in there??

01:30:51.612 --> 01:30:52.655
不要扮傻！
Don't play dumb now..

01:30:52.655 --> 01:30:54.407
現在告你販賣冒牌手錶
You are now charged with selling counterfeit watches.

01:30:54.407 --> 01:30:56.659
不要搗亂我的檔攤
I said I don't know..

01:30:59.620 --> 01:31:01.080
不關你們事
None of your business!

01:31:01.080 --> 01:31:04.792
不要搗亂我的檔攤
I said I don't know..

01:31:12.008 --> 01:31:14.010
茜府宴客
"Welcome Akane and Guests"

01:31:14.177 --> 01:31:17.138
茜府宴客，席設夜總會
THIS HALL RESERVED EXCLUSIVELY

01:31:17.305 --> 01:31:19.140
現在開席
FOR THE AKANE PARTY

01:31:43.164 --> 01:31:46.542
有什麼好吃的？傻佬
What 'you grinnin' at?

01:31:53.966 --> 01:31:56.844
什麼信用咭，吹牛
I can't believe you never heard of a credit card.. how stupid!!

01:31:57.303 --> 01:31:58.888
還以為是什麼厲害的東西
Tryin 'ta show off.. big stuff..

01:31:58.888 --> 01:32:01.182
只是拿來炫耀！
cause you got a credit card...

01:32:01.641 --> 01:32:02.600
傻佬
What's so "magic" about that!

01:32:02.600 --> 01:32:04.602
連信用咭也不會用！
You don't know how to use credit cards!?

01:32:05.520 --> 01:32:07.772
現在的小孩真老積
Kids nowadays grow up too fast..

01:32:08.940 --> 01:32:12.235
戶口結餘零，咭已取消
Bank balance 0, card cancelled,

01:32:12.235 --> 01:32:14.237
帶著也沒有用
no use in carryin' it 'round

01:32:16.113 --> 01:32:18.783
這些東西我也會弄
I can make one'a these things easy, anytime..

01:32:19.867 --> 01:32:22.662
咭呀......造假......
CARD..... FAKE......

01:32:22.662 --> 01:32:24.330
容易啦......
Piece of cake

01:32:50.398 --> 01:32:53.025
分析中

01:33:17.508 --> 01:33:20.177
不行，要進入主機
It's no good unless we can get into the host computer.

01:33:20.386 --> 01:33:21.929
主機？
Mother?

01:33:37.820 --> 01:33:41.073
走開！妨礙我做生意！
What are you doing here!

01:33:41.407 --> 01:33:43.075
你刻意的！
Get lost!

01:33:43.075 --> 01:33:44.744
不要騷擾我們！
Don't disturb us!

01:33:51.125 --> 01:33:53.878
不要吵！流血有什麼好怕？
Stop crying! It's nothing to be scared of!

01:33:54.545 --> 01:33:55.880
不准哭！
Never let them see you cry!

01:33:56.172 --> 01:33:58.174
各位早晨
Good morning!!

01:33:58.633 --> 01:34:00.635
今天陽光充沛
The sun is shining!

01:34:00.968 --> 01:34:02.845
是個好的早上
It's great!

01:34:04.055 --> 01:34:05.848
各位戰士
Congratulations on a tough,

01:34:06.557 --> 01:34:09.977
這星期跟敵人的鬥爭
untriumphant,

01:34:09.977 --> 01:34:13.189
得到重大勝利！
yet glorious first week!

01:34:17.860 --> 01:34:21.072
各位，敵人很可怕
But shall we

01:34:21.572 --> 01:34:23.574
雖然得到勝利！
continue to FIGHT!

01:34:23.574 --> 01:34:25.242
我們不能驕傲
UNTIL THE BITTER

01:34:25.368 --> 01:34:27.745
要繼續奮鬥！
END!!!

01:34:28.162 --> 01:34:32.166
為了堅持我們的奮鬥
Now! Let us enjoy together...

01:34:32.667 --> 01:34:34.669
我要大家一起耍
Warm-up exercises for the

01:34:34.669 --> 01:34:36.837
「歡樂奮鬥太極拳」
battles to come!! ...BEGIN!!!

01:34:43.511 --> 01:34:45.137
大家做好點！
We shall overcome!!

01:34:45.429 --> 01:34:47.431
繼續！
FIGHT!!

01:34:49.558 --> 01:34:51.519
永不投降
Never surrender!!

01:34:55.481 --> 01:34:57.483
繼續！
FIGHT!!

01:35:00.403 --> 01:35:02.405
繼續！
FIGHT!!

01:35:06.409 --> 01:35:08.536
我們要勝利！
We shall FIGHT!!

01:35:08.536 --> 01:35:10.538
打倒敵人！
TO THE BITTER END!!!

01:35:10.746 --> 01:35:11.455
知道嗎?
Understand?

01:35:11.455 --> 01:35:13.457
打倒敵人！
TO THE BITTER END!!!

01:35:40.276 --> 01:35:42.278
打倒班混蛋
Beat them all!

01:35:43.279 --> 01:35:45.281
打倒班混蛋
Beat them all!

01:35:48.242 --> 01:35:51.078
打倒班混蛋
Beat them all!

01:36:31.076 --> 01:36:32.787
警告！

01:36:32.787 --> 01:36:34.789
黑客正在入侵

01:36:36.665 --> 01:36:39.084
登入:矢崎

01:36:41.587 --> 01:36:44.340
密碼

01:36:52.056 --> 01:36:53.933
你需要「JARMOY」

01:36:53.933 --> 01:36:55.893
開啟Nova-alpha計劃

01:36:58.312 --> 01:37:01.565
警告！

01:37:03.234 --> 01:37:05.986
死！入不了主機
It's no good.. I can't get in...

01:37:12.409 --> 01:37:15.788
怎了？做不來嗎？
How's it comin'?...

01:37:19.208 --> 01:37:22.211
快點，弄張假信用卡出來
Hurry up! we don't got much time.

01:37:22.211 --> 01:37:23.045
行不行？
Works?

01:37:23.045 --> 01:37:25.047
我接不上主機
I can't get into the host computer!

01:37:25.881 --> 01:37:28.425
真遜！認真點！
C'mon, get serious!

01:37:28.884 --> 01:37:30.886
快點弄
Hurry up!

01:37:31.762 --> 01:37:34.515
讓我想想
Just give me a minute

01:37:34.515 --> 01:37:36.517
真麻煩
What a stupid idiot!

01:37:50.573 --> 01:37:52.575
你們聽著
Alright you guys listen up..

01:37:53.784 --> 01:37:58.414
秘－密－明白嗎？
SECRET. Understand? Secret.

01:37:58.831 --> 01:38:02.585
不會告訴你們
..not even yer folks, y'hear? "

01:38:02.960 --> 01:38:06.964
「說漏嘴，船也沉」聽過沒？
"Loose lips sink ships" right!?

01:38:06.964 --> 01:38:08.924
沒頭緒
..not a clue, huh...

01:38:09.258 --> 01:38:10.467
你是白痴
Stupid old moron...

01:38:10.634 --> 01:38:12.845
對！你明白了！
Yeah! You got it! More On, yeah..

01:38:13.304 --> 01:38:15.806
我真受不了你們倆
I don' think I c'n take much more 'a you two..

01:38:16.724 --> 01:38:20.686
今晚七點敵人全部集合
Tonight... 7:00.. the enemy.. all assembled.

01:38:20.686 --> 01:38:23.564
一起去偵查，我們很幸福
We are reconnaissance mission.. one big happy family..

01:38:23.564 --> 01:38:24.732
幸福？
Happy family?

01:38:24.732 --> 01:38:27.902
對，是時候出手
Yeah... 'sabout time I gave a helping hand

01:38:27.902 --> 01:38:29.570
做個真漢子
like a real man.

01:38:30.487 --> 01:38:34.074
男人大丈夫，不要亂脫光
He wants to show you real man.

01:38:37.953 --> 01:38:39.955
日本仔......
Hey Japanese..

01:38:40.247 --> 01:38:42.833
我以前打你，你也幫我？
I've been so cruel... When all the while..

01:38:43.334 --> 01:38:44.418
謝謝
Thank you dear...

01:38:44.752 --> 01:38:46.045
他說謝謝
He says thanks.

01:38:46.045 --> 01:38:48.464
啊......停啊，我面紅
Aww stop, ya' makin me blush.

01:38:55.846 --> 01:38:57.848
你幹嘛了？
What are you doing!?

01:39:15.574 --> 01:39:19.286
這些都是好日子，對吧？
Ahh these is the good 'ol days, right!

01:39:20.454 --> 01:39:22.915
他們終於放棄
They finally given up

01:39:22.915 --> 01:39:24.917
說和解
'said th' wan' say "Hi" t 'ev'body make peace..

01:39:25.542 --> 01:39:28.921
這衣服是怎樣？
What's the outfit for?

01:39:28.921 --> 01:39:36.053
那是......小丑的眼淚
'ats yer basic.. tears of a clown....

01:39:36.303 --> 01:39:37.888
那些人都無藥可救
Those people are hopeless.

01:39:38.263 --> 01:39:40.057
啊，問你一個問題
Oh yeah, wanna ask you something..

01:39:40.057 --> 01:39:44.645
那些小朋友想留個紀念
The kids want to have something like a momento, y'know..

01:39:44.979 --> 01:39:54.405
專門收集世界各地不同的人回憶......
..Buildin' goin' up, people from all ova th' world here an' all.

01:39:55.364 --> 01:39:59.076
所以他們做了個「友誼收集板」
..so they made this friendship board,

01:39:59.076 --> 01:40:01.078
請人簽個名吧
'n if you'od all sign it.

01:40:02.371 --> 01:40:08.419
小子！他們說可以，來吧！
C'mon kids! this impor'nt man here says o.k., c'mon now!

01:40:28.689 --> 01:40:30.357
好的，好的
Thank you, mister.

01:40:30.357 --> 01:40:32.276
請你給我簽個名
Please sign for me.

01:40:51.628 --> 01:40:54.173
你需要「JARMOY」開啟Nova-alpha計劃

01:41:50.479 --> 01:41:52.481
這是什麼？
What is it?

01:42:07.287 --> 01:42:12.376
對不起，想錄下你們的聲音做紀念
Sorry, we just wanted to record your voices...

01:42:57.254 --> 01:42:58.630
好了！
HOORAY!!!

01:42:58.630 --> 01:43:01.884
他們的信用咭是密碼！
The cards had the password!!

01:43:04.344 --> 01:43:06.889
反對捕鯨！
No more, "Save the Whales"

01:43:10.767 --> 01:43:13.312
我不知該怎說
I don' know what to tell ya...

01:43:13.312 --> 01:43:15.397
他們又改變主意了
they changed th' minds again..

01:43:15.772 --> 01:43:17.774
驅逐比較容易......
Eviction's probably easier anyway..

01:43:27.868 --> 01:43:32.539
嘩，這程式沒錯
Yeah! This is too much!

01:43:50.432 --> 01:43:51.683
資料傳送完成

01:43:51.683 --> 01:43:53.060
白咭耗盡

01:44:27.219 --> 01:44:29.221
這真不容易
This's pretty difficult stuff.

01:44:34.810 --> 01:44:36.770
這裡有二千張咭呢
'say th'ys more'n 2,000 cards.

01:44:37.104 --> 01:44:39.690
相等於十萬元
..'n figure $100,000

01:44:39.690 --> 01:44:41.692
一張咭......
...offa each card...

01:44:43.735 --> 01:44:48.282
不錯！你們過來
Not bad!.. Gaulin, Fufon

01:44:48.282 --> 01:44:54.871
我給你們一人二十元
I'm gonna give ya' each $20..

01:44:55.163 --> 01:44:57.165
臭八婆！怎了？
How's it comin?

01:44:58.292 --> 01:44:59.876
咦？如何
Wha?.. Didn' see ya there..

01:45:00.168 --> 01:45:04.131
我也會給你二十元
I'll give you $20 too...

01:45:04.131 --> 01:45:05.590
挺漂亮呢
Beautiful.

01:45:05.590 --> 01:45:07.592
她說什麼
What did she say?

01:45:11.930 --> 01:45:13.849
做好了？難以置信
Done already? I can't believe it ..

01:45:13.849 --> 01:45:16.226
你竟然有這些咭
didn't think ya' had it in ya!

01:45:16.310 --> 01:45:17.185
咭都好了
Cards all finished...

01:45:17.936 --> 01:45:19.604
這是什麼？
What are these?

01:45:19.604 --> 01:45:21.231
咭呀
Cards.

01:45:21.231 --> 01:45:23.608
可以拿到錢的
Can withdraw money.

01:45:23.608 --> 01:45:26.069
真的拿到錢？
Are you serious?

01:45:28.613 --> 01:45:33.535
真的交給你做
Really got to hand it to ya

01:45:34.202 --> 01:45:37.539
全都做好了
goin off an' settin all this up..

01:45:38.040 --> 01:45:43.295
今次一定能對付他們
Guess we really got 'em this time.

01:45:43.295 --> 01:45:47.716
你是最大功臣
You are the hero.

01:45:56.183 --> 01:45:57.392
謝謝
Thank you Dear,

01:45:57.726 --> 01:45:59.478
多謝你！多謝你！
so that's what it was all about.

01:46:09.738 --> 01:46:11.740
這是R還是A？
Is this R or A?

01:46:14.159 --> 01:46:15.452
名字那麼難簽！
It is difficult to sign the name!

01:46:15.869 --> 01:46:19.081
現在簽這個真麻煩
What a tiresome work!

01:46:20.791 --> 01:46:22.209
他很像樣
It looks similar!

01:46:22.209 --> 01:46:24.211
為什麼我不能
Why can't I?

01:46:29.758 --> 01:46:31.718
你們真沒頭沒腦！
What do think your doing?

01:46:31.718 --> 01:46:33.220
都買些什麼？
Buying up this kinda stuff!?

01:46:33.220 --> 01:46:36.848
你們要買金銀珠寶，知道嗎？
I don't want to see anything but gold, hard ASSETS, you hear!?

01:46:38.558 --> 01:46:39.976
明白嗎？
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!!?

01:46:40.644 --> 01:46:41.603
是！
Yes!

01:46:59.996 --> 01:47:04.709
謝謝，謝謝
Thank you, thank you...

01:47:06.920 --> 01:47:09.464
剝最貴那些牙
Give me the works... the most expensive possible

01:47:17.055 --> 01:47:19.057
寫好點！
Write properly!

01:47:19.433 --> 01:47:21.893
看我也沒用，你繼續做
Don't look at me! Keep on writing!

01:47:24.062 --> 01:47:26.273
看不到啊
What is this!?

01:47:33.738 --> 01:47:38.368
你啊！寫好點！
Your penmanship's a disgrace.

01:47:39.286 --> 01:47:42.289
寫成這樣，怎讀呀？
I can't read it.

01:47:42.581 --> 01:47:44.249
你真麻煩
What a pain.

01:47:45.167 --> 01:47:48.253
你看清楚才輸入
Be careful!

01:48:23.288 --> 01:48:25.832
我們不能再用信用咭
We've hit the limit guys...

01:48:25.832 --> 01:48:28.376
再用會有危險
any more could be dangerous.

01:48:28.376 --> 01:48:29.920
我們總共用了
We alone have already run up

01:48:29.920 --> 01:48:32.422
一億八千八百萬港幣
a total of H.K. $188 million..

01:48:32.589 --> 01:48:34.299
連同外國那些
Including all other sources

01:48:34.299 --> 01:48:36.843
用了一百二十億港幣
that's H.K. $12 trillion

01:48:48.522 --> 01:48:52.234
一百二十億港幣？！
ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TRILLION HONG KONG DOLLARS!?!?!?!???!

01:48:58.490 --> 01:49:01.159
駐洛杉磯記者報道

01:49:01.618 --> 01:49:04.538
Nova Alpha計劃因為一宗

01:49:04.538 --> 01:49:08.792
偽造信用咭案而被逼取消

01:49:09.209 --> 01:49:15.632
估計涉及一億七千萬美元

01:49:16.216 --> 01:49:21.179
（經濟版記者）
我非常關注Nova Alpha盜用信用咭事件

01:49:21.179 --> 01:49:24.641
正發生在美國、歐洲和日本

01:49:24.641 --> 01:49:27.394
有政治利益的銀行界人士

01:49:27.394 --> 01:49:29.688
想隱瞞事實

01:49:30.021 --> 01:49:32.524
但公眾最終發現真相

01:49:32.816 --> 01:49:36.111
這就是這案件的終結

01:49:36.945 --> 01:49:39.573
Butler先生再次指出

01:49:39.573 --> 01:49:42.284
國際恐怖組織的可能

01:49:42.284 --> 01:49:45.036
或是大量的信用咭盜用案

01:49:45.370 --> 01:49:46.746
有份參與

01:49:46.746 --> 01:49:48.456
Nova Alpha計劃的國家均否認

01:49:48.456 --> 01:49:52.502
他月底會到香港親自調查

01:49:53.253 --> 01:49:55.672
這是否大型的電腦罪行？

01:49:56.047 --> 01:49:57.632
還是只是錯覺？

01:49:58.258 --> 01:49:58.883
到現時為止

01:49:58.883 --> 01:50:00.927
電腦都解答不了

01:50:01.386 --> 01:50:03.847
Brian Crane，CNN報導

01:50:12.981 --> 01:50:14.941
他們完全搞砸了

01:50:15.358 --> 01:50:18.570
頂！他們竟然幹出這種蠢事

01:50:20.155 --> 01:50:22.032
計劃會暫停一會

01:50:22.324 --> 01:50:23.992
他們一定很高興

01:50:25.368 --> 01:50:27.370
林，我該怎辦？

01:50:28.163 --> 01:50:30.874
很快會有另一人取代你

01:50:30.874 --> 01:50:33.043
到時你跟北京的重要人物

01:50:33.043 --> 01:50:35.253
一定很難應付

01:50:36.296 --> 01:50:38.298
而我會做同樣的工作

01:50:38.840 --> 01:50:40.467
因為我需要錢

01:50:45.597 --> 01:50:47.265
矢崎先生

01:50:47.724 --> 01:50:49.434
你不把鳥兒帶在身？

01:50:50.393 --> 01:50:51.227
你知道一套

01:50:51.227 --> 01:50:52.395
囚犯的電影嗎？

01:50:52.395 --> 01:50:54.064
他們把鳥放在籠內

01:50:54.064 --> 01:50:56.941
提醒自己的處境

01:50:57.233 --> 01:50:58.735
就由牠去吧

01:50:59.152 --> 01:51:00.570
都是一樣

01:51:01.112 --> 01:51:03.740
矢崎先生，這不是好主意

01:51:04.783 --> 01:51:06.034
何解？

01:51:06.368 --> 01:51:08.453
因為雀鳥是寵物

01:51:08.953 --> 01:51:10.246
你給牠自由

01:51:10.580 --> 01:51:11.915
牠就迷失

01:51:12.165 --> 01:51:13.458
牠們會死

01:51:14.501 --> 01:51:16.503
要自由很難

01:51:16.836 --> 01:51:17.712
無論如何

01:51:18.046 --> 01:51:19.381
林，保重

01:51:19.798 --> 01:51:21.383
地獄見

01:51:21.925 --> 01:51:23.134
再見

01:52:21.151 --> 01:52:26.614
好很貴！答我為何！
So pricey if ya ask me!!

01:52:26.614 --> 01:52:36.166
太！很！貴！啊！
RIPOFF!!!!!

01:53:03.526 --> 01:53:07.614
什麼東西？飛碟嗎？
What's that... a flying saucer..?

01:53:52.075 --> 01:53:53.243
喂
Hey

01:53:53.701 --> 01:53:55.245
我想跟你復合！
Let's get back together!

01:53:55.245 --> 01:53:56.788
什麼？
What?

01:53:56.788 --> 01:53:58.790
我說！我想跟你復合！
What you say we try it again

01:54:00.083 --> 01:54:02.210
我們很久沒做愛
H-m-m-m, it has been awhile...

01:54:03.086 --> 01:54:04.379
我想想吧......
I'll think about it.

01:54:04.379 --> 01:54:05.964
想快點
Hurry up.

01:54:06.130 --> 01:54:07.590
不要太久
Be quick.

01:54:19.561 --> 01:54:21.813
我喜歡跟你一起
I like bein' with you y'know

01:54:21.813 --> 01:54:24.023
但你跟優蘭一起
but getting 'it from Yaoran too,

01:54:24.524 --> 01:54:26.526
你應付得來嗎？
..I don't think you can handle it.

01:54:26.526 --> 01:54:27.861
要不然你以為是什麼？
What do you think this is?!

01:54:28.236 --> 01:54:29.821
很痛呢！
Oh knock it off..

01:54:31.406 --> 01:54:34.284
大哥，你左右為難
Caught with your pants down...

01:54:34.617 --> 01:54:35.493
關你什麼事？
None of your business is it!?

01:54:35.493 --> 01:54:36.578
關我事的
It's my business!

01:54:37.537 --> 01:54:39.455
你還沒有想通
Get over it.

01:54:39.747 --> 01:54:42.584
別打擾我，我今天生日
Don't disturb me. Today is my birthday!

01:54:54.178 --> 01:54:59.100
媽媽？ 怎麼了？
Ma? What?

01:55:13.197 --> 01:55:15.491
那邊有隻鳥死了
There is a dead bird

01:55:15.491 --> 01:55:17.035
這麼可憐
What a pity

01:55:17.035 --> 01:55:19.495
你去埋葬牠吧
Please bury it.

01:55:19.495 --> 01:55:21.497
不過你要先擦擦鼻子
But wipe your nose first.

01:55:21.873 --> 01:55:24.000
今天香港回歸中國
What is the meaning of

01:55:24.000 --> 01:55:25.209
什麼意思？
"handover of Hong Kong"?

01:55:25.209 --> 01:55:26.920
跟我們沒有關係
It's none of our business.

01:55:26.920 --> 01:55:28.504
阿公未吃飯
Ah..I forgot! Grandpa's dinner!

01:55:28.546 --> 01:55:30.548
去做飯
Let's cook!

01:55:54.906 --> 01:55:56.366
去喝一杯
Join me for cocktails, my dear?

01:55:57.325 --> 01:56:00.453
爸，對不起，飯來晚了
Grandpa, sorry I'm late.

01:56:07.502 --> 01:56:10.880
我要把這裡變成獨立國
You know, this village should become an autonomous nation...

01:56:11.631 --> 01:56:14.801
跟蘇聯買核彈
And buy nuclear bombs from Soviet Union

01:56:15.051 --> 01:56:17.053
放那邊......
put over there...

01:56:17.053 --> 01:56:18.429
用來裝飾一下
Just for decoration

01:56:18.763 --> 01:56:21.349
我要擴大這盤生意
I will develop the business...

01:56:21.349 --> 01:56:22.809
像麥當勞一樣
just like McDonalds...

01:56:22.809 --> 01:56:24.143
麥當勞？
McDonalds?..

01:56:24.143 --> 01:56:26.980
我們以前也有全國連鎖店
.. I used t' have a nationwide chain 'a them...

01:56:27.397 --> 01:56:29.399
每個街口有一家
...one on ev'ry street corner..

01:56:29.399 --> 01:56:31.859
覆蓋全日本
. throughout Japan... yeah...

01:56:31.859 --> 01:56:34.070
百貨公司我也有很多
..department stores, I had lot

01:56:34.070 --> 01:56:36.531
也有鐵路......
-我要把我的鋪頭
of 'em... I had railroads...
-I will open my chain stores...

01:56:36.531 --> 01:56:39.325
-現在我只想開一間
-開至上天下地
- ...now I just wanna make a
- ...worldwide,...

01:56:39.325 --> 01:56:45.832
-泡浴電影院
-要聯合國怕了我，那我發財了
-hot tub movie theater...
-even UN will be afraid of me! Then I will be rich!

01:57:42.013 --> 01:57:45.892
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