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Are you alright, man? Lie down, lie down.

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You a\'ight?

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Breathe, man.

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Fuck, man. That was a hard landing.

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- Are you hurt anywhere, Rafa?
- No, man.

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- Nothing wrong with the head then?
- No.

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You stifled, didn\'t you?

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- Raise your arms.
- Yeah, raise your arms.

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Hey, man. Hell no, Mickey!

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- All day long!
- Give it to him!

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Look, man, they got it covered.

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♪ I\'m an alpha in God\'s sight

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♪ I\'m a metaphysical dream

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♪ I\'m a nasty sex machine

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♪ Holy master dick!

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♪ I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

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♪ I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

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♪ I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

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♪ I wanna cum in your face!

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♪ Humongous!

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♪ Like an animal!

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♪ Lust!

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♪ It\'s startling!

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♪ Natasha!

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♪ I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

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♪ I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

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♪ I wanna cum in your face!

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♪ Because I love you!

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Yeah!

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Check it out dude. For your band.

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Cool

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We are Mari Pepa

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♪ Soledad, I miss the moments I spent with you

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♪ Your eternal shine and beautiful brilliance

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♪ Like a day flower

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♪ Come here

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♪ Light the sun in your gaze...

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SPEED READING CONTEST
FIRST PLACE

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And then I told my Mom to...

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Morning. Is Moy home?

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- Hi, sweetie. Let me call him.
- Sure, c\'mon in.

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- Moy, Moy!
- How\'s it going? All good?

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- All fine, thanks.
- I\'m glad, I\'m glad.

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Go ahead, he\'s in there bumming out.

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- Did they kill me?
- That place again?

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- Did they kill me?
- No, you just have to wait to kill those monsters.

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Here, eat.

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Eat, eat.

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- What up, dude?
- What up?

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Off we go.

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- Later, man.
- Later, diaper-boy.

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Rafael, have you turned your
college application in yet?

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I\'m talking to you. Turn the TV off.

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It\'s almost finished, mom.

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I\'m asking you if you\'ve turned
your college application in yet.

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- Tomorrow.
- No use turning it in since he\'s so stupid.

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- You\'re the stupid one, bitch.
- Don\'t talk to me like that, asshole!

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Stop this at once!

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- What about the photographs?
- Tomorrow.

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What do you mean, tomorrow?
Hurry it up with the paperwork.

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And take the cap off!

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That\'s it. Go and have
breakfast with your brother.

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♪ I\'m an alpha in God\'s sight

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♪ I\'m a metaphysical dream

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♪ I\'m a nasty sex machine

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♪ Holy master dick!

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♪ I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

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♪ I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

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1ST EVER BAND WARS

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We\'re not winning anyway.

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The fuck do we want a record
contract for when we only got one song?

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We do different versions then.

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There\'s even a third
place prize, man.

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- Do the songs have to be our own?
- Yeah.

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Must be original material.

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We\'re fucked, then.

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- We got one song, man.
- Just one!

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- How many do we have to play?
- Two.

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We got just one!

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We\'ll write another one, then.

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- You\'re gonna have to play standing up, Moy.
- I can\'t.

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- What do you mean, you can\'t?
- Shut up, man, you miss the beat everytime!

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You need to stop playing
those fucking tones, man!

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- Which tones?
- Those riffs at the beginning.

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- They\'re in for the feeling!
- You confuse Rafa with those!

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They sound fucking awful.

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They wouldn\'t confuse you
if you knew how to play.

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- They confuse me as well.
- Yeah, me as well.

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- The fuck, man, you ain\'t even play shit.
- And you\'re always on your seat, fucker.

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You always forget the lyrics.

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My little brother could pull your stuff off.

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I mean the bass line, asshole.

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- What an asshole.

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Show me the cool pics.

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Yeah, man, has she got some bikini ones?

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- Yeah, she does.
- No, there\'s no bikini ones.

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- There ain\'t no bikini ones.
-Step aside, Moy, just step aside.

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- Let me see.
- You\'re always bragging about how she\'s so hot.

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You guys are just a
bunch of jerk-offs.

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Damn, she\'s mighty fine.

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Alex is the only jerk-off.

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Do you think I need to jerk off, fucker?
I got my bitches begging for the bolter juice.

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Besides, the biggest pussy here is
Alex. He ain\'t ever even grabbed a tittie.

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I\'m keeping it all in for your momma.

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You\'re so fucking resentful, Alex.

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For real, you\'re ugly

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I ain\'t ugly, man.

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I\'m telling you, man, if you don\'t
do her you\'re a fucking asshole.

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Fucker, I\'d love to, but...

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Is that to me or to the camera?

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To those craving for it.

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To those watching it?

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Sure thing.

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And if Rafa watches it?

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To him as well.

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This, my friends, is a story called \"the
white lamp post and the black lamp post\".

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This is me. This is the white lamp post.

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We\'re sons of the same father.

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But white lamp post belonged
to the hey-yon-chin dynasty.

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The black lamp post was a shitty African.

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One day, the black lamp post fell
in love with the white lamp post,

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By the way, was of an upper social class.

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Through this hole. Do you
see it? Are you recording it?

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We had sexual intercourse through this hole.

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Like this. Like this.

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Are you recording
this? It was like this.

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Baby! Blondie!

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- You\'re so hot!
- Blondalicious!

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Come and get some!

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- Hey, baby!
- Hottie, hottie, hottie!

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Cutie booty!

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Baby! She frowns!

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Baby! Yeah, you in the white shorts!

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- Aren\'t you gonna miss skipping class?
- No, fuck that high school.

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That is all for the moment.

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We\'ve been glad to bring
you another broadcast of...

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...Radio Ghosts. A sensational adventure
through the world of unknown powers.

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Have a good night.

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- Fuck, that sounded just like the last one.

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- Yeah.

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- What\'s easiest for you?
- I dunno, something like this.

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Something easier, you know?

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One, two, three, four!

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My bad, my bad.

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There\'s no sound, man.

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- Try it again.
- Ah, it\'s got static!

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Ready.

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Fucking shitty amp.

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Dude, what was that about
not going with you to Mass?

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If you don\'t give it to me.

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- Better save it for this part.
- That sounds cool.

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- It works better here, look.
- Like a chorus or something.

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Well give me a hand
here, fuckers. You, too.

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Look, save the Mass part for this.

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Try it, try it.

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♪ I\'m never going to Mass with you
again if you don\'t gimme some of that

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No, but...

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Can you play that thing from
the beginning on the bass?

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- The bass and guitar parts are not the same.
- No, they\'re the same.

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- They are, man.
- Go on, play it!

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But it\'s got static!

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Don\'t bum out now, fucker! Do it!

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♪ I\'m never going to Mass with you
again if you don\'t gimme some of that

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It\'s better if you leave a silence
there so this line comes out.

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- I\'m never going to Mass with you again...
- His voice is too light!

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...if you don\'t give me some of that.

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Make a silence there.

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♪ I\'m never going to Mass with
you again if you don\'t gimme...

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- That\'s all set now!
- It\'s in order to grab momentum!

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Well, the song can\'t just be
those lines now, can it?

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♪ If you don\'t give me some of that

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Write something in there about the guy doing
something nice and the girl don\'t wanna make up for it.

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But what would the beginning go like?

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That\'s what I mean. Like, I took you home...

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♪ I went to your home in the early morning...

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♪ ...I paid six bus rides

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♪ I ran out of dough

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What\'s that got to do with I
ain\'t taking you to Mass no more?

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Dude, cuz he went with her for a
whole month and she ain\'t given it to him!

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And he paid six bus rides
and ran out of dough.

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- You get it?
- I took you home in the early morning.

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♪ I paid six bus rides

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- How are you gonna sing it?
- With the...

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Ouch! This thing\'s got some
dangerous static for real.

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♪ I took you home in the early morning

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♪ I\'m never going to Mass with you
again if you don\'t gimme some of that

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♪ I\'m never going to Mass with you
again if you don\'t gimme some of that

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♪ I\'m never going to Mass with you
again if you don\'t gimme some of that

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♪ If you ain\'t gimme some of that

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♪ I\'m never going to Mass with you
again if you don\'t gimme some of that

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♪ You never gimme some of that

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Check this out.

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Watch this video

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many people have seen the video

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it\'s here?

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yeah .. here it is

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- Just you watch and see how dangerous it is.
- Fucking thieves, you know.

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- They wanted to rob you?
- You know how those thieves are.

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- It\'s up on Youtube.
- Full HD recording

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- Were you all by yourself?
- No, Blond was here on the other side as well.

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- Look at him.
- He don\'t look that gangsta.

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- The fuck, you for real?
- Watch, watch!

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- Watch!
- Look, look!

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- Oh, fuck!
- God damn!

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Who\'s the tough one now?

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Son of a bitch.

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See, if it weren\'t for this here I
couldn\'t have dealt with the fucker.

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What happened to the thug\'s knife?

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- He took it.
- He took it, fucker ran for his life.

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- That\'s where you always keep it?
- I always have it here for anything that might come up.

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- Slicing fruit.
- That\'s right.

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- Couple of beers now, man...
- It wouldn\'t hurt a bit.

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God damn!

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You hear? The little shits
are having a go at each other.

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- I say we wait for them here.
- Oh, shit.

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Why don\'t you want
some of my chili no more?

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- Pass me that.
- Gimme a sip.

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- Fuck, here comes the asshole.
- What, you don\'t dig Jimmy?

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Hey, let\'s play some soccer, man!

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- Fuck, the ball!
- How\'s it going, man?

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Why didn\'t you grab
the ball? I threw it at you.

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- Go get the ball!
- There\'s another one here.

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Greet me for once, fucker!

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- Greet properly now!
- Fuck off.

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Don\'t you worry about the
ball, we got another one here.

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- Which one bounces the most?
- Mau here bounces the most.

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- Hey, let\'s play!
- Where?

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The courts over here in Cantarranas.

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- What are the stakes?
- Beer a pop as usual, man.

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- C\'mon now, you can\'t play for shit.
- The fuck, you cry like a whiny bitch.

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Fuck you, man.

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That\'s the whining your sister
taught me when she was on all four.

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Dude, that\'s the whining your momma
makes, only she thanks me in the end.

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Asshole!

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- Don\'t be such faggots, let\'s play now!
- You do it.

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- C\'mon, Moy!
- We got no money, man.

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- We\'re winning for sure!
- C\'mon!

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Look, it\'s already won!

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That\'s my cousin, guys. Hold on.

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What\'s up, man?

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I\'m fine. And you?

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- The fuck you doing with these little shits?
- We\'re just chilling.

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Alright.

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I\'m going. Later, guys!

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Fuck him, I knew he was
leaving. Fucking faggot.

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- Pipipí!
- Pipipí!

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How\'s it going, young fellows?

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How\'s it going, Pipipí?

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- How\'s it going?
- All fine and dandy.

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- What says life, Pipipí?
- A bunch of lies.

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So, aren\'t you playing here in Canarios?

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- We\'re always up for a game.
- Don\'t you wanna go?

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- We invite you to the game.
- No, bro. I don\'t play no more.

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And we\'ll buy you some whisky.

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No. What for? I already have some whisky.

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- Show us!
- You\'re just bluffing.

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- I say it\'s water.
- Drink up, drink up!

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He doesn\'t drink it, though. He just brags about it.

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God, he\'s for real.

00:23:22.533 --> 00:23:23.666
God damn!

00:23:25.666 --> 00:23:27.766
Think about this, just think about this.

00:23:28.133 --> 00:23:32.966
The lows of a soccer player
that didn\'t make the cut hits.

00:23:33.900 --> 00:23:35.966
- Why\'d you stop playing?
- Come again?

00:23:36.066 --> 00:23:38.900
- Why\'d you stop playing?
- The nails.

00:23:39.400 --> 00:23:43.166
- What nails?
- Did they stick some nails on your kneecap?

00:23:43.800 --> 00:23:45.000
What happened to you?

00:23:45.266 --> 00:23:48.900
A motherfucker fucked me.

00:23:50.366 --> 00:23:53.966
He played in Toluca as well, as
a matter of fact. Picas Becerril.

00:23:55.866 --> 00:23:56.966
I was in the midfield...

00:23:59.300 --> 00:24:03.133
...I was dribbling the ball with Mario
Medina, I think. I don\'t remember.

00:24:04.500 --> 00:24:06.900
I sent him a pass and
then he passed it back to me.

00:24:07.466 --> 00:24:11.666
Then came Picas and I said,
\'I can maneuver around this big fellow\'.

00:24:12.833 --> 00:24:14.066
So I maneuvered around him and then...

00:24:15.333 --> 00:24:17.266
Son of a...

00:24:18.666 --> 00:24:21.766
Fuck. I just lay there still on the ground.

00:24:22.200 --> 00:24:23.666
Son of a bitch.

00:24:23.833 --> 00:24:25.000
I wanted to stand up, but...

00:24:26.900 --> 00:24:28.333
I couldn\'t, man.

00:24:28.766 --> 00:24:31.166
Lying down there I just went...

00:24:32.133 --> 00:24:33.066
Substitute.

00:24:33.966 --> 00:24:35.166
I can\'t go on.

00:24:35.500 --> 00:24:39.200
No, I felt my menisci were all broken. Fuck.

00:24:39.200 --> 00:24:42.033
And how do they carry you out?
They drag you by the limbs, that\'s how.

00:24:43.266 --> 00:24:44.866
There weren\'t even wheel stretchers back then.

00:24:45.800 --> 00:24:47.666
- So they carried you out then?
- Indeed.

00:24:47.700 --> 00:24:50.400
- So you quit soccer after that?
- I did.

00:24:50.400 --> 00:24:52.200
- That was the end of the soccer career.
- It was.

00:24:53.666 --> 00:24:54.800
Introduce us, Moy!

00:24:56.400 --> 00:25:00.266
- Lucky bastard.
- Who\'d have thought, fucker.

00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:01.900
Hey, princess!

00:25:03.400 --> 00:25:05.400
Hurry it up, Moy! Bring her if you have to.

00:25:06.300 --> 00:25:07.466
Don\'t be jealous

00:25:07.466 --> 00:25:08.900
At least I have a girlfriend

00:25:08.900 --> 00:25:10.633
Hey Moy, why didn\'t you bring her along?

00:25:10.633 --> 00:25:11.700
I\'ll fuck her

00:25:12.966 --> 00:25:14.900
Fuckin\' Moy, you\'re a faggot

00:25:19.666 --> 00:25:20.266
Pass, Moy!

00:25:30.466 --> 00:25:31.800
Fuckin\' assholes! Do something.

00:25:34.700 --> 00:25:36.466
What are you doing asshole?

00:25:50.633 --> 00:25:53.200
You\'re an imbecile!

00:26:03.633 --> 00:26:05.533
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?

00:26:05.900 --> 00:26:07.033
Fuck you, man!

00:26:16.700 --> 00:26:20.300
I wish y\'all a safe arrival. Good luck to us all.

00:26:21.333 --> 00:26:23.500
A big thanks to the bus driver.

00:26:25.333 --> 00:26:29.700
Whatever\'s in your heart to give,
to share, maybe a coin, I thank you.

00:26:31.200 --> 00:26:33.200
Good luck to us all.

00:26:59.166 --> 00:27:02.400
Someone on the bus that\'s
worth listening to at last.

00:27:02.900 --> 00:27:05.866
Not like those faggots
singing poppy songs.

00:27:43.800 --> 00:27:45.366
- Are you ready, Rafael?
- Yes.

00:27:45.900 --> 00:27:47.000
Have you got the paperwork?

00:27:50.466 --> 00:27:51.800
Why the fuck\'s it gotta be today?

00:28:02.300 --> 00:28:03.566
I\'m not done yet!

00:28:05.066 --> 00:28:06.133
Fucking loser.

00:28:08.766 --> 00:28:09.566
Come, we\'re going!

00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:23.766
Did you bring the paperwork?

00:28:56.533 --> 00:28:57.466
Rafa!

00:29:01.033 --> 00:29:02.066
Rafa!

00:29:05.666 --> 00:29:06.833
Blond peddler!

00:29:08.800 --> 00:29:09.966
Mennonite!

00:29:17.866 --> 00:29:19.800
- Is Rafa in?
- He\'s not!

00:29:22.266 --> 00:29:23.533
Well, thanks.

00:29:24.200 --> 00:29:25.366
He\'s pissed off.

00:29:28.400 --> 00:29:29.966
One, two, three, four.

00:29:30.366 --> 00:29:35.833
♪ I took you home in the early morning

00:29:35.833 --> 00:29:36.466
Moy!

00:29:36.466 --> 00:29:38.300
♪ I paid six...

00:29:38.766 --> 00:29:40.666
- What is it, man?
- Hold it.

00:29:48.133 --> 00:29:48.800
Hi there.

00:29:50.966 --> 00:29:53.366
- She\'s Ale.
- Hello.

00:29:54.033 --> 00:29:56.133
- Wow, what a cool guitar!
- Isn\'t it?

00:29:56.166 --> 00:29:58.566
- So you guys are in a band?
- Yep.

00:29:59.533 --> 00:30:00.533
How cool!

00:30:01.400 --> 00:30:02.633
What do you play?

00:30:03.500 --> 00:30:05.466
Well, punk-rock, stuff like that.

00:30:07.166 --> 00:30:08.000
I see.

00:30:08.300 --> 00:30:10.966
- You mean like covers?
- Some bands, yes.

00:30:11.266 --> 00:30:12.500
That\'s cool.

00:30:13.533 --> 00:30:15.500
Do you know any by One Direction?

00:30:18.266 --> 00:30:19.400
- No.
- No.

00:30:21.800 --> 00:30:24.666
- Let\'s play the other one.
- Yeah, the other one.

00:30:26.033 --> 00:30:27.800
- On the count of four, OK?
- OK.

00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:30.266
Play along.

00:30:39.266 --> 00:30:40.666
First this fret, then...

00:30:42.133 --> 00:30:44.000
Here, right here.

00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:47.633
- Then here again.
- I don\'t know!

00:30:48.300 --> 00:30:49.066
What?

00:30:50.066 --> 00:30:52.500
It\'s not hard at all. Put your finger here.

00:30:54.966 --> 00:30:56.566
- I can\'t.
- There\'s no static.

00:30:56.666 --> 00:30:57.700
THE LITTLE MERMAID

00:30:58.133 --> 00:30:59.900
Here, a gift in advance.

00:31:01.066 --> 00:31:02.066
The Little Mermaid?

00:31:02.966 --> 00:31:06.033
It\'s a porno, but it\'s the
last time I\'m giving you one.

00:31:06.133 --> 00:31:10.333
It\'s about time you jerked off like normal people.
Tell your Grandma to hire an Internet service.

00:31:10.333 --> 00:31:14.766
- You pay for it, dumbass.
- I\'m not your purveyor. Tell your pops.

00:31:14.966 --> 00:31:17.366
- No, that guy\'s no use.
- Well, then.

00:31:17.633 --> 00:31:21.166
So a while ago I met these guys
from around the neighborhood...

00:31:21.166 --> 00:31:25.333
...and they wanted to set me up with this girl
who was supposedly the horniest in the block.

00:31:25.566 --> 00:31:31.566
By the time I got to the crib both guys were
going at her on the couch, making out and all.

00:31:31.566 --> 00:31:34.500
- And the girl was cool with all that?
- Yeah, for real.

00:31:34.700 --> 00:31:38.300
They were making out. One of them was
kissing her, the other one fondling her...

00:31:38.300 --> 00:31:41.766
...and after a while they both
went to their room to play Xbox...

00:31:42.833 --> 00:31:45.266
...so I could stay alone
with the girl for a while.

00:31:45.866 --> 00:31:50.066
The girl was going on about how cute
I was and asking why I was so shy.

00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:52.833
- Was the girl hot?
- Well, she was alright.

00:31:52.866 --> 00:31:57.766
It was the first time I made out so I thought it
was cool, because I kissed and then fondled her...

00:31:57.766 --> 00:32:01.800
...my hand on her bra, then on her ass...

00:32:01.800 --> 00:32:04.566
...some fingering as well, you know.

00:32:05.633 --> 00:32:07.466
- The spider.
- Yeah, spider.

00:32:25.900 --> 00:32:29.000
I bet they end up making
a fucking parking lot.

00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:36.266
Why didn\'t you go to the rehearsal today?

00:32:36.766 --> 00:32:38.633
My mom gave me an ultimatum.

00:32:39.666 --> 00:32:44.833
Either I do the college paperwork and
get a job, or she kicks me out of the house.

00:32:45.466 --> 00:32:47.866
- That\'s a shame.
- Shame indeed.

00:32:48.533 --> 00:32:51.133
I need to take a couple of
pictures. Can you guys come along?

00:32:55.466 --> 00:32:57.866
- Later, guys.
- See you morning.

00:33:11.533 --> 00:33:14.466
Put some gel in there for it to stay fixed.

00:33:14.466 --> 00:33:16.866
Let me comb my hair first, fucker.

00:33:19.800 --> 00:33:20.633
Here.

00:33:21.466 --> 00:33:23.033
Here. Have some.

00:33:24.666 --> 00:33:26.533
- Need some water?
- Here.

00:33:26.766 --> 00:33:27.666
That\'s enough now!

00:33:29.300 --> 00:33:33.366
- You sure that\'s enough? Put some more in there.
- Fuck you, asshole!

00:33:33.633 --> 00:33:35.166
Fuck, man!

00:33:35.866 --> 00:33:37.133
Don\'t be a pussy.

00:33:37.333 --> 00:33:39.000
It\'s for it to stay fixed.

00:33:39.700 --> 00:33:41.766
- You guys are ready?
- Yeah.

00:33:41.966 --> 00:33:44.366
- We\'ll be right there.
- OK, I\'ll be waiting then.

00:33:44.666 --> 00:33:45.833
OK.

00:33:46.500 --> 00:33:48.266
Fucking asshole.

00:33:52.833 --> 00:33:56.000
Don\'t you have a suit or
something I can put on?

00:33:56.133 --> 00:34:00.400
A suit? No, that\'s not the
way we do things here, bro.

00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:03.700
We just do some photoshop
and it works out great.

00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:05.066
Ah, OK.

00:34:05.400 --> 00:34:06.133
Here it goes.

00:34:06.700 --> 00:34:07.866
Stand still.

00:34:09.133 --> 00:34:11.533
Raise your chin. Less.

00:34:11.833 --> 00:34:13.000
That\'s it, great.

00:34:14.266 --> 00:34:17.200
A bit more cheerful, bro. That\'s it, good.

00:34:17.900 --> 00:34:19.066
Here goes.

00:34:19.333 --> 00:34:20.766
One, two, three.

00:35:25.366 --> 00:35:26.366
I\'ll see you later.

00:37:16.033 --> 00:37:17.300
Grandma?

00:38:03.366 --> 00:38:04.900
THE LITTLE MERMAID

00:38:11.500 --> 00:38:14.866
BUSTY WONDERS

00:39:15.266 --> 00:39:16.200
Moy!

00:39:18.266 --> 00:39:20.500
I\'m sorry, I forgot the lyrics.

00:39:21.133 --> 00:39:24.266
Fuck, for how long have we been
playing and you still don\'t know it?

00:39:24.266 --> 00:39:26.266
Fuck you, asshole. You learn it!

00:39:26.666 --> 00:39:28.400
I don\'t sing, I play the bass.

00:39:28.400 --> 00:39:31.266
Well, it doesn\'t look like
it. It\'s fucking unplugged!

00:39:31.266 --> 00:39:33.333
We keep playing like this, no biggie.

00:39:34.033 --> 00:39:36.133
Hurry it up, fuckers! I\'m leaving in an hour.

00:39:36.133 --> 00:39:39.366
- What the fuck for?
- The fuck you care! C\'mon!

00:39:39.700 --> 00:39:41.133
Set the tempo, then.

00:39:42.833 --> 00:39:46.400
♪ I took you home in the early mor...

00:39:47.066 --> 00:39:49.500
C\'mon, man. What
the fuck are you doing?

00:39:51.266 --> 00:39:55.133
C\'mon, there\'s only a week left until
the band wars.

00:39:55.333 --> 00:39:56.900
Put that shit away, man.

00:40:01.066 --> 00:40:05.633
- And follow my playing now. You\'re doing it wrong.
- Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

00:40:05.633 --> 00:40:07.333
Hurry it up now, please. Alex!

00:40:07.333 --> 00:40:09.033
It\'s a fret down, man!

00:40:09.033 --> 00:40:11.466
- It\'s here, asshole!
- I\'m telling you it\'s a fret down.

00:40:11.700 --> 00:40:12.700
Let\'s play now!

00:40:14.133 --> 00:40:19.000
♪ I took you home in the early morning

00:40:23.633 --> 00:40:24.833
Fuck!

00:40:25.366 --> 00:40:27.666
Tell your girl to leave you
alone for a fucking hour!

00:40:27.866 --> 00:40:30.300
You can tell your envy to leave
you alone for a fucking hour.

00:40:31.266 --> 00:40:33.666
Bolter, what the fuck\'s
with your narco shirt?

00:40:34.266 --> 00:40:37.900
- The fuck you looking at?
- You\'re turning into a fucker like your cousin.

00:40:37.900 --> 00:40:41.500
- You envious? Look at that stupid cap!
- Get the fuck off!

00:40:41.500 --> 00:40:43.900
- Fucking showoff.
- Let\'s rehearse now.

00:40:44.800 --> 00:40:46.333
- Hold it, man.
- Hurry it up!

00:40:47.633 --> 00:40:50.033
- Hurry the fuck up!
- Narco jack-off.

00:40:50.833 --> 00:40:52.566
Let\'s play it till the end this time, guys.

00:40:55.066 --> 00:40:58.666
♪ I took you home in...

00:41:00.133 --> 00:41:03.000
- You begin along with the rest of us.
- Yeah, yeah...

00:41:03.066 --> 00:41:05.566
...you play, I mind my shit
and you mind your own.

00:41:06.300 --> 00:41:08.700
- Let\'s play it till the end once, for fuck\'s sake!
- Jack this one off, faggot!

00:41:11.466 --> 00:41:13.866
- Let\'s all mind our own fucking business!
- One, two, three, four, now.

00:41:13.866 --> 00:41:14.800
Play for once!

00:41:15.266 --> 00:41:17.666
- I\'m doing it right, man...
- Quit the bitching and start playing.

00:41:17.966 --> 00:41:20.366
One, two, one, two, three, four!

00:41:20.566 --> 00:41:22.833
♪ I took you home...

00:41:23.033 --> 00:41:25.466
- C\'mon, now!
- Get the fuck off!

00:41:25.900 --> 00:41:29.566
- We\'re here to rehearse, asshole!
- Put the fucking cell phone away!

00:41:29.900 --> 00:41:32.900
Man, if you don\'t do as he says he\'s
gonna send one of his relatives to rape you...

00:41:32.966 --> 00:41:34.066
...and he\'s gonna chop you to pieces.

00:41:34.066 --> 00:41:36.500
- You grubby fucker, no wonder you\'re alone!
- What grubbiness, asshole?

00:41:36.833 --> 00:41:38.866
- That\'s why you\'re alone,
no girl gives a fuck about you!

00:41:38.866 --> 00:41:41.300
I don\'t give a shit.
I\'d rather be like this.

00:41:45.033 --> 00:41:47.466
1ST EVER BAND WARS

00:42:51.700 --> 00:42:54.966
Yes, yes, I\'ll have some
of that... that\'s enough.

00:42:54.966 --> 00:42:58.533
- You want some?
- No, no. I\'ll pass.

00:43:00.500 --> 00:43:02.900
Good morning. Is Moy home?

00:43:03.166 --> 00:43:06.066
He\'s not in, sweetie.
He\'s with his girlfriend.

00:43:06.900 --> 00:43:10.033
He said they were going to Santa
Tere. You know he\'s on a leash now.

00:43:10.866 --> 00:43:13.300
- Well, thanks.
- Santa Tere...

00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:17.500
...that\'s what the boy tells you.
You sure he\'s in Santa Tere?

00:43:21.266 --> 00:43:22.533
Bolter!

00:43:42.700 --> 00:43:44.000
Rafa!

00:43:58.333 --> 00:44:00.300
This band called The Eagles...

00:44:01.300 --> 00:44:04.400
wrote a song called Hotel California.

00:44:05.133 --> 00:44:08.533
It\'s an anthem to Satan!

00:44:08.866 --> 00:44:11.633
The temple is called the Great Hotel...

00:44:12.133 --> 00:44:14.566
...in a street called California.

00:44:16.533 --> 00:44:21.833
All around the world we are deeply worried...

00:44:22.333 --> 00:44:26.833
...about the course music has taken.

00:44:27.200 --> 00:44:29.133
In this newspaper it says:

00:44:29.466 --> 00:44:34.000
\"METAL MUSIC BAND KIDNAP GIRL!\"

00:44:36.466 --> 00:44:41.766
...the girl has been killed in a satanic ritual !

00:44:44.300 --> 00:44:48.366
Desperate are the parents of student Fini Fiorela

00:44:49.266 --> 00:44:52.266
Just eighteen years old,
who had been abducted.

00:45:06.800 --> 00:45:09.866
- Do you really have to use it?
- Yeah.

00:45:11.133 --> 00:45:12.266
I see.

00:45:14.666 --> 00:45:18.700
- Can you get us free popsicles?
- I dunno. I start today.

00:45:25.900 --> 00:45:29.000
- You know what\'d be awesome?
- What?

00:45:31.266 --> 00:45:32.533
Never mind.

00:45:33.166 --> 00:45:34.966
So what\'s it gonna be, asshole?

00:45:42.266 --> 00:45:44.500
I\'m selling the drum kit.

00:46:18.966 --> 00:46:21.366
Alex! Get down here!

00:47:19.566 --> 00:47:23.266
So? You an emo or what the fuck?

00:48:07.266 --> 00:48:08.700
Where are you going, pussy?

00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:01.666
Hey, what the f...

00:49:09.900 --> 00:49:10.833
Grandma!

00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:12.900
Grandma!

00:49:15.133 --> 00:49:16.033
Grandma!

00:51:26.466 --> 00:51:28.400
Hello?

00:51:29.833 --> 00:51:31.333
Alex

00:51:34.000 --> 00:51:35.966
Is my father there?

00:51:40.533 --> 00:51:42.500
When is he back?

00:51:46.166 --> 00:51:48.900
No, I\'ll call him later.

00:52:09.633 --> 00:52:13.033
Fucker, you should have thrown
them a punch and then run away...

00:52:13.333 --> 00:52:15.766
...otherwise they\'re gonna beat you down.

00:52:16.000 --> 00:52:17.000
Hey, girl!

00:52:18.033 --> 00:52:21.200
You\'re such a sissy they could
have beat your ass to a pulp.

00:52:21.333 --> 00:52:23.766
- Do you remember their faces?
- No, man.

00:52:23.766 --> 00:52:26.166
We could have told my uncle
to give us a hand and look for them.

00:52:26.900 --> 00:52:29.500
They wanted to rob him the other day...

00:52:29.500 --> 00:52:34.066
...so when the guy threatened him with the knife
he grabbed him like this and broke his arm...

00:52:34.066 --> 00:52:38.300
...he beat him up and said \'fuck
off, fucker\'. He went overboard.

00:52:38.766 --> 00:52:41.700
- So they didn\'t rob him?
- No, he beat the living shit out of the guy...

00:52:41.700 --> 00:52:45.200
...he said he left him lying
there, all bleeding and crying.

00:53:56.166 --> 00:53:58.966
It\'s all scratched and full of marks.

00:53:59.966 --> 00:54:01.500
I\'ll give you 150 pesos.

00:54:03.666 --> 00:54:05.200
I\'ll have it back, then.

00:54:06.800 --> 00:54:08.000
Thanks.

00:54:09.966 --> 00:54:11.133
Next.

00:54:12.200 --> 00:54:14.400
JOB APPLICATION

00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:19.000
I\'m not sure. I can hand it over to the manager,
but they only had me because of my sister.

00:54:20.466 --> 00:54:22.533
- Let me know if anything comes up.
- I will.

00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:23.866
Do the guy a favor.

00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:27.533
- It\'s not up to me, Bolter.
- Give us some ice cream, then.

00:54:27.966 --> 00:54:32.000
- That\'ll be 15 pesos.
- Fuck no, man. Give us a free one.

00:54:32.000 --> 00:54:33.533
- Yeah, right.
- Give us an ice cream.

00:54:33.533 --> 00:54:35.333
- They\'ll scold me.
- Just a sample.

00:54:35.333 --> 00:54:37.300
- I can\'t, man.
- A popsicle.

00:54:37.300 --> 00:54:39.700
Grab a spoon now and
give us some of this.

00:54:39.700 --> 00:54:42.700
- This one...
- Don\'t open it now, they\'ll scold me. Don\'t make a fuss!

00:54:42.700 --> 00:54:45.833
- Give us some ice cream!
- Hold it! I\'m not giving you any.

00:54:45.833 --> 00:54:48.266
- Just a little.
- I\'ll give you a sample, now.

00:54:51.466 --> 00:54:52.333
You see?

00:54:55.033 --> 00:54:57.066
Fuck, your sister\'s such a bitch.

00:54:57.500 --> 00:54:59.900
- That\'s the only reason I don\'t do her.
- Asshole.

00:55:01.633 --> 00:55:03.866
Here…Salesclerk

00:55:04.366 --> 00:55:07.833
Requirements... Female, 18 to 30. Damn.

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Then, responsible hair stylist with
experience in general haircuts and nail work.

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What the fuck do I know about that?

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Immediate contract, females only.

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Fuck, there\'s only ads for girls.

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- Perfect for you, then.
- Yeah, asshole. Adults as well.

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Experienced biscuit maker, eager to
work and with working hours availability.

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- What\'s that?
- What the fuck\'s a biscuit maker?

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- Dunno. What are the requirements?
- I dunno. There\'s just the job offer.

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Betty and her girlfriends.
Guaranteed service. Real pictures.

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Open 24 hours.

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Male hair salon, \'Paradise\'. Thai, French,
Russian Massage, and much more...

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- What\'s a Russian massage like?
- Look.

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WANT TO MAKE MONEY?
WE\'RE LOOKING FOR ENTREPRENEURS.

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- Look.
- Should we go?

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- Right now? For real?
- C\'mon now. Don\'t be a wuss.

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- That far away?
- Yeah, man.

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I\'m handing you an exam.

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Once you\'re done with it you walk
down the aisle and enter the first door...

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- ...on your right hand side.
- May I have one?

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HERBAPOWER
VITAMINS AND MINERALS

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Being successful is a choice. And
that\'s a choice you get to make.

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Good morning once more, we\'re
really very happy to have you here.

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My name is Julieta. He\'s Marcos...
- Marcos. Nice to meet you.

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And we want to welcome you
all. The truth is we\'re really very happy.

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It\'s a celebration day, that you’re here with us today.

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I\'m a public accountant, I have a master\'s degree...

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Working as an accountant. It was horrible

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My husband was sick

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...I couldn\'t work.

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They were days that I worked for 18 hours.

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Bad food, bad clothing...

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I was very stressed.

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I was fired from my job.

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A friend showed me the product.

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I began to sell. And today it\'s not only me.

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I have another person behind me.

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And another person behind that person.

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They began to buy and
things began to improve.

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Money began to come in like magic !

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I even went to Las Vegas !

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We were all once in the dark...

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and this helped us to go forward.

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Everything depends on a choice.

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Let\'s see now, Marcos...

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...who wants to be
succesful in life? Raise your hand.

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Who wants different things?
But raise it properly now!

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- Raise them nice and properly...
- Let it be seen.

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- ...I want to see all those hands way up!
- Let it be seen who\'s willing.

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Back there, girl. Are you
willing, or not? That\'s it!

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Let\'s stop blaming life. Life\'s
not to blame for our mediocrity.

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Let\'s take responsability, people.

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With only 600 pesos you\'ll
have a sample kit of the products.

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600 pesos that will transform your life.

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600 pesos one spends on beers
on a weekend. Isn\'t that right?

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Right?

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- The gentleman with the stripes...
- Yes?

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He doesn\'t seem convinced yet.

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You still have doubts, right? I can imagine...

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- ...but don\'t. Little by little now, look...
- A lot. A lot.

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...We\'ll do something. Stand
up! Stand up everyone!

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Everyone stand up, because
we\'re shaking the indecision off!

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I understand you. I do.
We all do. Don\'t we?

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- Of course.
- Sometimes doubts exist...

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...but let\'s shake that indecision off.

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First we inhale, then exhale,
nice and deep. I inhale, that\'s it...

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- ...and I exhale. Ah!
- Ah!

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During the exhalation we
make a big \'ah\'. I inhale...

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Back there, I inhale deep. I inhale....
Let all the air flow through your body.

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Stretch your arms in front and
then the indecision\'s coming out.

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Start shaking your hands. That\'s it.
Shake them, harder, let it come out...

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The wrists should be loose. And
then we start shaking the whole body!

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- We start jumping!
- All of it, all of it!

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- All of it! Shake the doubts away! Shake it away!
- All of it! All of it!

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Go, go, go, go!

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Now we\'re going to hug seven people randomly!

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Strong now! Feel each other\'s bodies...

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That\'s it! Feel the congratulations.
The happiness at making a different choice!

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That\'s it! Hug each other
strongly now! Let the body be felt.

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Come now, Marcos, give me a hug!

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That\'s it! Good!

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1ST EVER BAND WARS

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MARONES

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What have I done?

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Maybe I didn\'t do anything.

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Hi, how\'s it going?

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Maybe I didn\'t do anything.

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Maybe...

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...damn, that\'s an ugly thing.

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That\'s an ugly thing because...

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They say, \"You\'re such a
great player! You\'re...

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...nice, you\'re somebody, you\'re someone.\"

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And all of a sudden...

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...you\'re no one.

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No one, no one, no one.

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Hey, Alex! Check this out, man!

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Get up here!

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We made such an awesome
mess on the last day of school, man!

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- Remember the fountain on the back?
- Yeah.

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We took a shitload of buckets of
water and splashed everyone up!

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Even the freshmen.
We didn\'t give a fuck the teachers were there.

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Then Johnny started throwing everyone
out of the classroom, he didn\'t give a fuck.

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So in the end the principal showed up.

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And then he started making a fuss.

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...but in the end he let us be and just said,
\"From that part of the backyard to the back\".

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Damn, man. Even Pilulo grabbed the big hose.
Remember the one that was in the backyard?

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- And then he started splashing everyone.
- So does this thing work, man?

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I don\'t know. My pops uses it but
he looks the same fatass to me.

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Want a shake?

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I\'m so hooking up with a girl
at tomorrow night’s huge party, man.

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- What huge party?
- Cuco\'s party, man.

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Who\'s Cuco?

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What the fuck, you
don\'t know who Cuco is?

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- He makes parties around here all the time.
- Are they cool?

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They\'re fucking awesome, man.

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There\'s a shitload of girls
and they all let you do \'em.

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- There\'s booze and...
- Are they free?

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Of course, man. Those guys don\'t
charge, they do it for the homies.

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- Fuck.
- Yeah. Shitload of crazy cool people there.

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- You can come if you want.
- I just might.

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- Just don\'t invite your asshole friends.
- Naw.

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- Here, let me try.
- Of course.

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Come, man.

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- How do I do push-ups, Jimmy?
- Open your arms, man.

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- Do I open my arms...
- Yeah. Straight ass.

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- ...or unfold them?
- Open them up!

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- Like that.
- Is that the parameter?

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Go down now.

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- I go down?
- Yes.

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Go down now!

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More, man!

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Fuck, you\'re such a wuss, man.

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SAT STUDY GUIDE

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- Hi.
- Hey, how\'s it going?

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- Cool, man. And you?
- I\'m good, bro.

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- They party\'s starting...
- Drink now, it\'s getting late!

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- A toast to tonight\'s girls.
- A toast to the girls.

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- Cheers!
- To every girl I\'m fucking tonight.

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They\'re all ready for
some of this now, look!

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- The one in red!
- Today\'s gonna be the day!

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For sure!

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- She\'s got a star and all.
- Hey, girls!

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- She\'s craving for it already!
- Cheers, man!

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- Cheers to her!
- Let her see it!

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Cheers, cheers!

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- Hey, man. May I?
- Yes, suit yourself.

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Thanks.

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Cool.

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- You play cool.
- Thanks.

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Are you in a band?

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Yes.

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What\'s the name?

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Mari Pepa.

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Why Mari Pepa?

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Because...

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..Mari is short for marihuana...

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...and Pepa...

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...is a reference to the female genitalia.

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Do you play any instrument?

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Wait.

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I don\'t.

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Hey man, have you
seen my tennis shoes?

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Man? Have you seen
my tennis shoes, man?

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They\'re black with white shoelaces.

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Grandma!

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Your father.

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- Excuse me.
- Go ahead.

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Later.

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- Say hello to your brother.
- Hello, half-brother.

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Hello.

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Have you eaten yet?

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Yes?

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Yes, I\'m here already.

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No, I brought him along. He\'s with me.

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At what time are you out?

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Well, I think...

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...we leave tomorrow and come back
in a week to get the rest of your stuff.

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There aren\'t enough pillows.

01:23:42.066 --> 01:23:44.466
...We have a letter that says...

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Is it the I can read?

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the letter says:
\"February 7th, 1907...\"

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\"30 years ago I did not exist.\"

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\"And therefore I had no right to
get attached to worldly things.\"

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\"So now I will make like I do not exist.\"

01:24:07.966 --> 01:24:10.466
\"Oh God, for your eternal mercy...\"

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\"...give me a just death.\"

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\"And may I have love in suffering.\"

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Hello?

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Hello...

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What are you looking at?

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Alex!

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Up here, man!

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Cool.

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Get away, I could hit
you with the drumsticks.

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- Here goes.
- Hold it, hold it.

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- Here goes, OK?
- C\'mon, c\'mon.

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♪ I took you home in the early morning

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♪ I spent on six bus rides

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♪ I ran out of dough

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♪ I\'m never going to Mass with you
again if you don\'t gimme some of that

01:27:27.200 --> 01:27:31.766
♪ I\'m never going to Mass with you
again if you don\'t gimme some of that

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- Good one!
- Good one! Cheers to Rafa.

01:27:39.266 --> 01:27:44.166
- Good one! Good one! Good one! Good one!
- Don\'t stop playing, man. It was your turn to come in.

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♪ I\'m an alpha in God\'s sight

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♪ I\'m a metaphysical dream

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♪ I\'m a nasty sex machine

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♪ Holy master dick!

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♪ I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

01:28:14.666 --> 01:28:17.300
♪ I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

01:28:17.566 --> 01:28:19.900
♪ I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

01:28:20.400 --> 01:28:22.400
♪ I wanna cum in your face!

01:28:23.066 --> 01:28:25.500
♪ Humongous!

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♪ Like an animal!

01:28:29.566 --> 01:28:32.000
♪ It\'s startling!

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♪ Lust!

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♪ I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

01:28:38.566 --> 01:28:41.200
♪ I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

01:28:41.500 --> 01:28:43.833
♪ I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

01:28:44.333 --> 01:28:46.333
♪ I wanna cum in your face!

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- What else?
- I totally forgot.